The Truth Tour: An Evening with John Fury

[Giancarlo]

At that time that you are remembering (don't laugh) I had a 1986 Chevrolet Cavalier and sold it and got a 1996 Oldsmobile Bravada.

I know fekk all about cars, so when you said chevrolet I thought something like this...





Anyway, I never thought I'd say this Rufus but I saw a "pro boxer" who I have no doubt you would pulverise - Jake Paul. Send his team your portfolio. You know the big iron cooker walk, the atlas stones stuff and that standing on your head while watching TV trick. Maybe leave out that one where you crush a grapefruit in each hand - it might scare them off. This could be it bro, the 2nd chance you have been waiting for. You can thank me at a later date.

[HomicideHenry]

At that time that you are remembering (don't laugh) I had a 1986 Chevrolet Cavalier and sold it and got a 1996 Oldsmobile Bravada.

I know fekk all about cars, so when you said chevrolet I thought something like this...





Anyway, I never thought I'd say this Rufus but I saw a "pro boxer" who I have no doubt you would pulverise - Jake Paul. Send his team your portfolio. You know the big iron cooker walk, the atlas stones stuff and that standing on your head while watching TV trick. Maybe leave out that one where you crush a grapefruit in each hand - it might scare them off. This could be it bro, the 2nd chance you have been waiting for. You can thank me at a later date.

it was an apple I crushed in my hand.

[mickey1975]

Big John is bringing his tour to a middle class village in York. £70, though, now. But you get a sandwich included.

[dan28uk]

what a waste of £70

[mickey1975]

what a waste of £70

It's nearly sold out.

[Old bones Ian]

what a waste of £70

It's nearly sold out.

Would anyone here pay that? I find it incredible how people hero worship

[dan28uk]

what a waste of £70

It's nearly sold out.

each to their own

[dan28uk]

what a waste of £70

It's nearly sold out.

Would anyone here pay that? I find it incredible how people hero worship

no mate for an extra £10 you can get floor seats at ryder v jacobs i'd rather pay that

[Ruthless-RKO]

It's nearly sold out.

Would anyone here pay that? I find it incredible how people hero worship

no mate for an extra £10 you can get floor seats at ryder v jacobs i'd rather pay that

Maybe it’s sold out by a bunch of 50 something year olds.

[mickey1975]

It's nearly sold out.

Would anyone here pay that? I find it incredible how people hero worship

no mate for an extra £10 you can get floor seats at ryder v jacobs i'd rather pay that

I'll get in free.

[mickey1975]

Would anyone here pay that? I find it incredible how people hero worship

no mate for an extra £10 you can get floor seats at ryder v jacobs i'd rather pay that

Maybe it’s sold out by a bunch of 50 something year olds.

No, 30 odd years old mainly. The landlord is a boxing man.

[dan28uk]

Would anyone here pay that? I find it incredible how people hero worship

no mate for an extra £10 you can get floor seats at ryder v jacobs i'd rather pay that

I'll get in free.

why's that ?

[jamesmcdonnell]

I'd rather have my genitals eaten by an eel that go and watch John Fury shouting horseshite all night, even if it were a freebie.

[jamesmcdonnell]

no mate for an extra £10 you can get floor seats at ryder v jacobs i'd rather pay that

I'll get in free.

why's that ?

Don't you know - Mickey's known as 'The Gypsy whisperer'? It's a bit like the jedi mind trick, but it only works on travelling folk.

He will just walk up to the door and say 'You're seat's over there at the top table over there, with family and friends'

The doorman will repeat it with a baffled expression on his face, and then usher him towards his seat.

I'm only having a laugh Mickey, not a pop at you.

[jamesmcdonnell]

John Fury is a man's man. Good role model for young lads without a father figure which is common these days.

The pennyboys giving him grief online wouldn't say boo to a goose in person. I wish John and Mr Egan success in their events.

Your idea of role models is strange, a man with a propensity for extreme physical violence who was jailed for it, isn't most people's idea of a role model.

The fact people wouldn't confront him in person about is, is hardly surprising, given he's a huge bloke, with professional fighting experience, and a history of extremely violent conduct - are we suggesting that only people who are prepared to step on the cobbles with John, are entitled to an opinion of him - if we applied these standards across the board, very few people would be allowed to pass comment on anybody.

"Who are you to criticise Boris Johnson - how many fcking countries have you been Prime Minister then?"

See how stupid that sounds?

Jog on mate.

[dan28uk]

m

I'll get in free.

why's that ?

Don't you know - Mickey's known as 'The Gypsy whisperer'? It's a bit like the jedi mind trick, but it only works on travelling folk.

He will just walk up to the door and say 'You're seat's over there at the top table over there, with family and friends'

The doorman will repeat it with a baffled expression on his face, and then usher him towards his seat.

I'm only having a laugh Mickey, not a pop at you.

[mickey1975]

Because I know the landlord quite well. He isn't a traveller either.

[tonyevs]

Just your mutual love of Travellers eh Mick

*Just having a laugh too Mick

[mickey1975]

Just your mutual love of Travellers eh Mick

*Just having a laugh too Mick

What? The same bloke has also brought Mike Tyson, Pelè, Fury, Gazza plus countless others to Leeds but I'm sure you'll fixate on John Fury.... Weirdo.

[chiggsy]

Just your mutual love of Travellers eh Mick

*Just having a laugh too Mick

What? The same bloke has also brought Mike Tyson, Pelè, Fury, Gazza plus countless others to Leeds but I'm sure you'll fixate on John Fury.... Weirdo.

Everyone on this forum knows you've got a life sized inflatable bartley gorman doll in your living room mick theres no need to get upset when someone mentions your morbid fascination with gypos.

[mickey1975]

Just your mutual love of Travellers eh Mick

*Just having a laugh too Mick

What? The same bloke has also brought Mike Tyson, Pelè, Fury, Gazza plus countless others to Leeds but I'm sure you'll fixate on John Fury.... Weirdo.

Everyone on this forum knows you've got a life sized inflatable bartley gorman doll in your living room mick theres no need to get upset when someone mentions your morbid fascination with gypos.

I bet Oiky and Londonirish feel great reading that. Dickhead.

[Fray Bentos]

What? The same bloke has also brought Mike Tyson, Pelè, Fury, Gazza plus countless others to Leeds but I'm sure you'll fixate on John Fury.... Weirdo.

Everyone on this forum knows you've got a life sized inflatable bartley gorman doll in your living room mick theres no need to get upset when someone mentions your morbid fascination with gypos.

I bet Oiky and Londonirish feel great reading that. Dickhead.

Both are great posters!

[chiggsy]

What? The same bloke has also brought Mike Tyson, Pelè, Fury, Gazza plus countless others to Leeds but I'm sure you'll fixate on John Fury.... Weirdo.

Everyone on this forum knows you've got a life sized inflatable bartley gorman doll in your living room mick theres no need to get upset when someone mentions your morbid fascination with gypos.

I bet Oiky and Londonirish feel great reading that. Dickhead.

fumin again lad yea?

Throw a few combos at your life size inflatable bartley gorman doll to let off some steam champ

[mickey1975]

I'm cool. You'll only offend them with that....

[TheLeprechaun]

It's almost surprising that people would pay to attend this.