Audley

[high tower 1]

No sympathy for him. I’ll never forget having to sit through 12 rounds with julius Francis. .

“A great 12 rounds in the bag, now he knows he can go the distance ! “. Squaked Buncey.

[brilo33]

audley didnt know how to sell himself to the public , as some say he could actually talk and had a bit of character, but then he tryed to play the been to jail when kid card yeah if it werent for boxing id be robbing your house or selling ur kids crack route?i hate when boxers come out with that so should we be greatfull, always makes me laugh real poor people dont tell you there poor as there embrassed by it

[high tower 1]

audley didnt know how to sell himself to the public , as some say he could actually talk and had a bit of character, but then he tryed to play the been to jail when kid card yeah if it werent for boxing id be robbing your house or selling ur kids crack route?i hate when boxers come out with that so should we be greatfull, always makes me laugh real poor people dont tell you there poor as there embrassed by it

He’d have been the shitest gangster of all time.

[JamesPhilips]

Oh dear

[emallini]

Is it true or am I dreaming this, that it was later revealed that Haye and Audley were regular sparring partners and Haye always dominated the sparring sessions.

I actually remain convinced that Haye went into that fight carrying an injury, look at how some of the awkward his shots were when Audley was hurt. Haye seems to only want to throw his right hand.

That was well known before the fight happened. Haye used to punch holes in him.

[JamesPhilips]

Fook

[Dioufy]

Fook

That’s amazing. Audley arguing with the comments and threatening to send Arthur Shelby over to slice some throats.
I think he’s playing in this in the hope to get some kind of payday… whether exhibition, compo with the BBC or to get on Strictly.
Surely someone with seemingly mental issues like this show more worrying traits that just dressing up in pure white clothing telling people to stop interrupting him.
The guy who said “calm down Audrey” deserves a medal.

[Riddick Bowie]

Is it true or am I dreaming this, that it was later revealed that Haye and Audley were regular sparring partners and Haye always dominated the sparring sessions.

I actually remain convinced that Haye went into that fight carrying an injury, look at how some of the awkward his shots were when Audley was hurt. Haye seems to only want to throw his right hand.

they did spar and think haye was destroying him and audley come out with he was just getting into camp and haye was just finishing camp haye was all wrong for audley too quick and too accurate

It was in the US, after Audley lost to Guinn. Lennox was there and Haye wanted to impress him, so bashed Audley all over the ring. Yet another embarrassment for the big man. He just didn't have the guts.

[Wee Tommy]

To cap all this carry on off, I’ve been told he has a micro penis. Can’t be good for the mental health that.

I’ve never liked him. He’s always been a charlatan type, as others have said he tried to play a gangster role early on in his career and made out he was forced to fight too tough competition by the BBC. Without the BBC he would have been skint years ago. Delusional guy.

[JamesPhilips]

To cap all this carry on off, I’ve been told he has a micro penis. Can’t be good for the mental health that.

I’ve never liked him. He’s always been a charlatan type, as others have said he tried to play a gangster role early on in his career and made out he was forced to fight too tough competition by the BBC. Without the BBC he would have been skint years ago. Delusional guy.

Wtf!? Seriously? Doesn’t took the type…. Where did you hear that!??

[Wee Tommy]

To cap all this carry on off, I’ve been told he has a micro penis. Can’t be good for the mental health that.

I’ve never liked him. He’s always been a charlatan type, as others have said he tried to play a gangster role early on in his career and made out he was forced to fight too tough competition by the BBC. Without the BBC he would have been skint years ago. Delusional guy.

Wtf!? Seriously? Doesn’t took the type…. Where did you hear that!??

How do you mean doesn’t look the type? He certainly acts it.

Three people told me the same thing. Two of them at the same time and another confirmed it. A bit of a shame really, it would be a nitemare!

[JamesPhilips]

To cap all this carry on off, I’ve been told he has a micro penis. Can’t be good for the mental health that.

I’ve never liked him. He’s always been a charlatan type, as others have said he tried to play a gangster role early on in his career and made out he was forced to fight too tough competition by the BBC. Without the BBC he would have been skint years ago. Delusional guy.

Wtf!? Seriously? Doesn’t took the type…. Where did you hear that!??

How do you mean doesn’t look the type? He certainly acts it.

Three people told me the same thing. Two of them at the same time and another confirmed it. A bit of a shame really, it would be a nitemare!

Come on most people don’t expect a 6ft 5 18 stone black guy to have a micro penis

Damn. Must’ve been seem some disappointed looks from women in his time

[Wee Tommy]

Wtf!? Seriously? Doesn’t took the type…. Where did you hear that!??

How do you mean doesn’t look the type? He certainly acts it.

Three people told me the same thing. Two of them at the same time and another confirmed it. A bit of a shame really, it would be a nitemare!

Come on most people don’t expect a 6ft 5 18 stone black guy to have a micro penis

Damn. Must’ve been seem some disappointed looks from women in his time

The convo was actually about Haye. Both guys knew him well, it was after he said his toe had hampered him vs Klitschko and I was saying I thought he was a bit of a pussy and possibly gay. The both said he was an absolute machine, a serious hard case in a street fight, a monstrous puncher who always hurt his hands and then it came round that Audley was shite scared of him from the amateurs then came….

“What about Audrey’s knob?”

‘Massive?’

“Fuckin tiny, smallest knob I’ve ever seen. He loved it tho always had it out playing with it”

‘No way!’

“Must have been an inch long, weird looking wee thing”

[Steveh583]

To cap all this carry on off, I’ve been told he has a micro penis. Can’t be good for the mental health that.

I’ve never liked him. He’s always been a charlatan type, as others have said he tried to play a gangster role early on in his career and made out he was forced to fight too tough competition by the BBC. Without the BBC he would have been skint years ago. Delusional guy.

Wtf!? Seriously? Doesn’t took the type…. Where did you hear that!??

A bit of a shame really, it would be a nitemare!

its not that bad

[Wee Tommy]

Wtf!? Seriously? Doesn’t took the type…. Where did you hear that!??

A bit of a shame really, it would be a nitemare!

its not that bad

[Steveh583]

on a serious note, I've just watched it. he was a victim of institutionalised racism and slavery

that's why he kept getting chinned. problem solved.

I've always liked the big lump. But he's basically got a HUGE ego but no self esteem.

"I was a freedom fighter..." should have done more fighting

[chiggsy]

How do you mean doesn’t look the type? He certainly acts it.

Three people told me the same thing. Two of them at the same time and another confirmed it. A bit of a shame really, it would be a nitemare!

Come on most people don’t expect a 6ft 5 18 stone black guy to have a micro penis

Damn. Must’ve been seem some disappointed looks from women in his time

The convo was actually about Haye. Both guys knew him well, it was after he said his toe had hampered him vs Klitschko and I was saying I thought he was a bit of a pussy and possibly gay. The both said he was an absolute machine, a serious hard case in a street fight, a monstrous puncher who always hurt his hands and then it came round that Audley was shite scared of him from the amateurs then came….

“What about Audrey’s knob?”

‘Massive?’

“Fuckin tiny, smallest knob I’ve ever seen. He loved it tho always had it out playing with it”

‘No way!’

“Must have been an inch long, weird looking wee thing”

I'm not having that,i remember the price fight when he got on the scales in his undies and someone shouting "take them footie socks out of his undies".

He's either got huge balls and a chipolata or he has what you'd expect a 6,5 18 stone black guy to have under his calvins.

[The Gratest]

How do you mean doesn’t look the type? He certainly acts it.

Three people told me the same thing. Two of them at the same time and another confirmed it. A bit of a shame really, it would be a nitemare!

Come on most people don’t expect a 6ft 5 18 stone black guy to have a micro penis

Damn. Must’ve been seem some disappointed looks from women in his time

The convo was actually about Haye. Both guys knew him well, it was after he said his toe had hampered him vs Klitschko and I was saying I thought he was a bit of a pussy and possibly gay. The both said he was an absolute machine, a serious hard case in a street fight, a monstrous puncher who always hurt his hands and then it came round that Audley was shite scared of him from the amateurs then came….

“What about Audrey’s knob?”

‘Massive?’

“Fuckin tiny, smallest knob I’ve ever seen. He loved it tho always had it out playing with it”

‘No way!’

“Must have been an inch long, weird looking wee thing”

[Wee Tommy]

Come on most people don’t expect a 6ft 5 18 stone black guy to have a micro penis

Damn. Must’ve been seem some disappointed looks from women in his time

The convo was actually about Haye. Both guys knew him well, it was after he said his toe had hampered him vs Klitschko and I was saying I thought he was a bit of a pussy and possibly gay. The both said he was an absolute machine, a serious hard case in a street fight, a monstrous puncher who always hurt his hands and then it came round that Audley was shite scared of him from the amateurs then came….

“What about Audrey’s knob?”

‘Massive?’

“Fuckin tiny, smallest knob I’ve ever seen. He loved it tho always had it out playing with it”

‘No way!’

“Must have been an inch long, weird looking wee thing”

I'm not having that,i remember the price fight when he got on the scales in his undies and someone shouting "take them footie socks out of his undies".

He's either got huge balls and a chipolata or he has what you'd expect a 6,5 18 stone black guy to have under his calvins.

Fantasise all you want mate

[Wee Tommy]

on a serious note, I've just watched it. he was a victim of institutionalised racism and slavery

that's why he kept getting chinned. problem solved.

I've always liked the big lump. But he's basically got a HUGE ego but no self esteem.

"I was a freedom fighter..." should have done more fighting

He’s not a bad guy, just delusional. I feel a bit sorry for him at this point but he’s had more chances than most!

[dookus]

Well this thread took a turn

I'll always be grateful to Audley for what he did for the amateur sport in this country, our track record post-2000 bears no resemblance at all to what it was before.

Didn't have the chin, heart or stamina to be a pro, though, and even if he'd turned pro a decade younger I don't think it would have gone dramatically better.

Sad to learn he's not doing so well after having given so much.

[chiggsy]

The convo was actually about Haye. Both guys knew him well, it was after he said his toe had hampered him vs Klitschko and I was saying I thought he was a bit of a pussy and possibly gay. The both said he was an absolute machine, a serious hard case in a street fight, a monstrous puncher who always hurt his hands and then it came round that Audley was shite scared of him from the amateurs then came….

“What about Audrey’s knob?”

‘Massive?’

“Fuckin tiny, smallest knob I’ve ever seen. He loved it tho always had it out playing with it”

‘No way!’

“Must have been an inch long, weird looking wee thing”

I'm not having that,i remember the price fight when he got on the scales in his undies and someone shouting "take them footie socks out of his undies".

He's either got huge balls and a chipolata or he has what you'd expect a 6,5 18 stone black guy to have under his calvins.

Fantasise all you want mate

DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO RUIN IT FOR ME

[vidal]

his head is a mess, it always was but now it's soiled by crushing self disappointment which it seems is being dealt with by some form of mental self preservation where he's seeking to blame anyone he can.

[tonyevs]

Fook

He is clearly unwell. Hope he has someone around him to get him the help he needs.

[emallini]

Bunch of faggots