Counter-puncher wrote: ↑19 Apr 2022, 14:42

It’s not the first time.
As David Diamanté would introduce him
“Walter Mitty. Mitty”
- Nice one. I like
And since Boxrec is the go to place for PED knowledge experts, this is for all YOU too
I had a fantastical adrenaline assist when it looked like I was going to miss my bus stop, not ruining a day, but the whole week, and it gets even better. I had to run uphill through my wooded, rocky park like a football halfback threading rocks and trees for 100 meter so I could catch the moving bus to signal the driver I wanted the next bus stop that currently stood empty. As I bolted thru the park, it felt like I was flying, not running. Same deal when turning up on a sidewalk for the final 300, but 100 to go my legs went full dead, yet I was still flying as they turned over. When I got to the stop, surprise, I wasn't even breathing hard.
Working in construction, I'm used to pacing off distances it was an easy pace off that matched 400 meters within a couple meters.
A week later I went down to the HS rubberized track with my cellphone as I didn't have or need a working watch by then. When it turn over a minute I started at a steady pedestrian pace because I wanted to see when it would turn over again to signal 1 minute, and so I stopped to walk off the final distance at 97 meters, ie 100 meters. I was never a 100 guy, but my son timed me a few years back at 12.3, so basically I was at 72 sec at a 3/4 pedestrian pace of 20 sec per 100 + my 100 sprint time. I could easily knock off 18sec off that 3/4 mark, ie 6sec per 100 to be at 56 sec, however, I have never ran faster, nor felt like I was flying while sprinting. I was always pounding and heaving by the end. The way I felt could've been easy 40 sec, which yeah, be a new world record
Reference: In HS for fitness tests we'd run a 300 shuttle, ie 2 tires 300 apart for 4x75 sprints + 3 tricky turnarounds on cinder track that carved up more than a few hides. Afterwards while many puked their guts out, I was queasy OK at 43 sec, the fastest time, so it wouldn't be a stretch to think that then I could run a 400 in 53-55 without an adrenaline assist. I certainly never felt slowed down in life til a herniated disc gave me partial sciatic paralysis in my right leg.
Anyway, I know you PED'perts like cherries, so after feeding the bus meter I sat up front of the 1/3rd full bus. Diagonally in her own seat was a 20 yr old girl in ancient boys gym shorts that we hated in our day that seem popular with girls today. She would've witnessed most of my run, obviously impressed, and now couldn't stop staring. I get that a lot anyways, but then she spread her silky legs for caressing just short of fingering while staring, and everything was angled so this was just between the two of us. 15 min later and I'm getting up for my stop at the library, I was ready to grab her hand and offer to show her what I was doing at the public library, but she shied away, now scared. Just, as well as I really don't need more girl troubles no matter how lovely she was, but that was some kind of day to be sure.
Now about the time 4 lovely British gals sloshed aboard while I was going home. Driver took off before the last could get seated, so she typsied around heading my way where I spread my arms to funnel her in to keep her from colliding with the bus. I held her in place, and she was a very nice girl I must say, all while her lasses hooted. When the bus stabilized speed, I released her to ask if she was ready to go join them now, and she thanked me and that was that
