Round-by-Round: Joe Joyce vs. Joseph Parker - 24 September 2022

[Cyclops]

Tom Jones ring entrance music? Hardly threatening, is it?

He's a football wanker, stoke city, its their song

Oh right. Product of a single mum, me. Never got taught to be interested in football. I got into fighting when my balls dropped and naturally gravitated towards boxing.

fornicating hate football and, having lived in Finsbury Park for a few years, hate the fans.

Football wanker is right

[Cyclops]

Bit cagey and tap tap this isn't it? Not scoring it. Is anybody watching invested in this one?

[skanksta]

Me - I bet Heaney on points.
Bizarre that it was odds against.

[KiwiRider]

Flatley just missing out on a bit of timing.
Neither guy seems to have any pop at all.

[skanksta]

It's 3-0 or 2-1 to the football wanker.

[Bleak]

Stoke Fan , but not interested in the bandwagon, watching it though

[Cyclops]

Heany doing a good job framing Flatley and moving him about. That might be significant later on. Commentators giving it to Flatley, though.

[JxhDel.]

29 - 28 Heaney.

[Ruthless-RKO]

2-1 Heaney

[skanksta]

3-1 Heaney.

Heaney is really terrible isn't he ?

[Cyclops]

Heany starting to look like the stronger man in there. Landed marginally more.

[rd350lc]

3-1 Heaney.

Heaney is really terrible isn't he ?

Was thinking how open and upright he is .

[Cyclops]

3-1 Heaney.

Heaney is really terrible isn't he ?

Neither look anything special to me.

Might go outside for a cig. Don't really care about this.

[skanksta]

TFFT !

Accidental head clash and that should be 4-1 UD and finished.

[NoScoutingReports]

Bad cut that.

[Tarquin Tarpaulin IV]

10-9 Heaney.

A MW vs a LMW with no power.

Both had their first pro bouts at 163.5 and have campaigned at equal weights throughout their careers.

[Cholo_cws]

3-1 Heaney.

Heaney is really terrible isn't he ?

On Talksport Gareth Davies has just been saying how good Heaney had been looking

He's one of the most protected and manufactured 'prospects' I can ever remember.

[KiwiRider]

I would like to say that was a shame to finish early. But compared to the previous fight, was boring the nipples off me

[JxhDel.]

At least the event got shortened by that nasty headbutt, agree with the TD.

[handsofstone]

Bad slice that for Heaney

[blanca]

Here come the birds to kill the atmosphere before the main event

[Cyclops]

I would like to say that was a shame to finish early. But compared to the previous fight, was boring the nipples off me

Oh it's over? I'll be undiplomatic and say: good.

That fight was a bore.

[brilo33]

the apache is accurate. Close though...

You feeling confident kiwi man for your boy today. What ever happens I hope we see the best parker can't ask for more than that

Mate, I see it as close to 50/50 as it gets...

yea i agree i think this is why this is most anticipated heavy weight fight this will affect the division , ruiz ortiz doesn't affect nothing, this does and its really a close fight or if it isnt then its rises the winner rep even more

[jameswilson]

3-1 Heaney.

Heaney is really terrible isn't he ?

On Talksport Gareth Davies has just been saying how good Heaney had been looking

He's one of the most protected and manufactured 'prospects' I can ever remember.

The amount of work and exposure Gareth A Davies gets is infuriating.

Anyone who insists on their middle initial being part of their name is obviously going to be a tit.

[skanksta]

3-1 Heaney.

Heaney is really terrible isn't he ?

On Talksport Gareth Davies has just been saying how good Heaney had been looking

He's one of the most protected and manufactured 'prospects' I can ever remember.

Exactly.
As soon as he fights a live body he loses.