Funniest boxing quotes?

[bigjack]

I'll fukk you till you love me faggot

That's what i liked about a peak Mike Tyson,always showed a lot of class in public

[Stuarty]

I'll fukk you till you love me faggot

That's what i liked about a peak Mike Tyson,always showed a lot of class in public

Aye he was off his nut

[banjo]

I remember watching Marco Antonio Barreras win over Johnny Tapia and the commentator was wittering on about how MAB had the name Tapia on his shorts as a tribute to Johnny when in fact its because Tapia is MAB's mothers name.

[bigjack]

I remember watching Marco Antonio Barreras win over Johnny Tapia and the commentator was wittering on about how MAB had the name Tapia on his shorts as a tribute to Johnny when in fact its because Tapia is MAB's mothers name.

yes,i noticed that only last week

[NoScoutingReports]

Spinal

I BROKE MY BACK

Tough to beat this classic

[(craig)]

Larry merchant - Before the fight you called Gatti a paper champion now you have the belt are you a paper champion?

FMJ- you know Larry that's just boxing talk, trying to sell the fight

LM - Well congulations paper champ I hope you enjoy waving that paper belt about

[fiona grey]

"This bloke couldn't stand up in a four-mile-an-hour wind - he'd have more chance against a firing squad!"
- Reg Gutteridge, summing up a Frank Bruno victim

Ref, at end of a very grueling round "Can you tell me where you are?
Vinny Pazienza: "yes, I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the shit beaten out of me"

[TheLeprechaun]

Although those two punches landed on the head, they were the lowest blows I have ever seen in boxing.
- Larry Merchant on the Bowe Donald presser

Bernard... aren't you embarrassed by this? A great fighter having to fight this....
- Larry interviewing Hopkins after the Hakkar fight. He couldn't even find a word to describe Hakkar.

[Turpinr]

Willie Pastrano's line early in his career; after getting decked for the second time in an early round he wobbled to his feet and the ref yelled..."do you know where you are?"
Willie: "Hell yeah I know where I am; I'm in the middle of Madison Square Garden gettin' the shit kicked out of me!"

[stujones]

I remember watching Marco Antonio Barreras win over Johnny Tapia and the commentator was wittering on about how MAB had the name Tapia on his shorts as a tribute to Johnny when in fact its because Tapia is MAB's mothers name.

yes,i noticed that only last week

Jim Neilly had some gems - I remember him constantly referring to Howard Eastman as Eastwood.

[stujones]

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing but none of them serious" - Alan Minter.

[dan28uk]