Brian Nielsen vs Butterbean

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Brian Nielsen vs Butterbean

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Oh yeah this is the BIG one.............well maybe not but it could be kind of interesting considering both are fat white untalanted fighters who has alot of wins over nothing fighters and "world titles" wich mean nothing.


So who wins this "fight of the century" I go with Brian considering he got "better" oponents on his record (Larry Holmes, Tim Witherspoon both WAY past it) so I go with Brian UD 6 (Butterbean does not fight more than 4 rounds and Brian likes the 8 rounder so they compromise).
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Re: Brian Nielsen vs Butterbean

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Thunder and Lightning wrote:Oh yeah this is the BIG one.............well maybe not but it could be kind of interesting considering both are fat white untalanted fighters who has alot of wins over nothing fighters and "world titles" wich mean nothing.


So who wins this "fight of the century" I go with Brian considering he got "better" oponents on his record (Larry Holmes, Tim Witherspoon both WAY past it) so I go with Brian UD 6 (Butterbean does not fight more than 4 rounds and Brian likes the 8 rounder so they compromise).
Do remember that Nielson's win over Holmes was highly controversial while "The Bean" was able to "deck" Holmes with a monstrous non-right hand in the 10th. I say Brian comes in at a career heaviest 330 lbs to offset the substantial weight advantage Butterbean would have. Bean would scoff at this and decide to come in even heavier. A heavy duty scale measures Butterbean at an even 400 trim fighting pounds.

For the fight itself, smart money is on a draw. After the first thirty seconds, the two combatants hug and wrestle on the inside until the final bell. Justice is served.
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Post by Expug »

They better not use an elevated ring for this one.
It will cave in.
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Post by BrocktonBlockbuster49 »

while "The Bean" was able to "deck" Holmes with a monstrous non-right hand in the 10th.

im guessing this is a joke. holmes was not floored by butterbean. holmes tripped. no right hand even landed. it missed.
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Post by evndrbsn »

BrocktonBlockbuster49 wrote:
while "The Bean" was able to "deck" Holmes with a monstrous non-right hand in the 10th.

im guessing this is a joke. holmes was not floored by butterbean. holmes tripped. no right hand even landed. it missed.
I guess I need to use something more obvious than quotation marks to announce my sarcasm.
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Post by BrocktonBlockbuster49 »

evndrbsn wrote:
BrocktonBlockbuster49 wrote:
while "The Bean" was able to "deck" Holmes with a monstrous non-right hand in the 10th.

im guessing this is a joke. holmes was not floored by butterbean. holmes tripped. no right hand even landed. it missed.
I guess I need to use something more obvious than quotation marks to announce my sarcasm.

o shit i didnt see u wrote "non" :x :x :x :x :x
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As the fight begins Butterbean would get a whiff of a local Crispy Creme. He leaves the ring, and is found two months later on a doughnut binge.

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Post by KOJOE90 »

Brian Nielsen had ability he was just protected and was a good amateur. Nielsen took a real pounding off Tyson and lasted longer than I beleive Butterbean would have that night.

Brian Nielsen wins this one.
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Post by The Great John L »

KOJOE90 wrote:Brian Nielsen had ability he was just protected and was a good amateur. Nielsen took a real pounding off Tyson and lasted longer than I beleive Butterbean would have that night.

Brian Nielsen wins this one.
pretty easily. He knew how to throw a jab.
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