Maxi Slaps the entire LHW division into Bolivian! The Quintessential Quantum Quack!

[BoxBuzz]

Never before in the history of SimPugilism has one fighter sent his contemporary contenders so quickly into the Quasi Quantum Leap of Qualified Quantitative Quackery! Unquestionably and without quarrel!

Clearly documented as we head into the 10th event. Leave it to the Goldenbuzz Galaxy of stars to Kick the Quack into an entire roster of wilting woeful wannabes!

[gilgamesh]

Maxie's manager has been talking a lot of guff. So we'd like to like to Paste that Pathetic Palooka with a Perfect Pachydermous Percussion Punch come Week 11.

[kevo]

Maxie? Maxie Rosenbloom? Now there’s a name we haven’t heard since week 2. What’s she been up to in all that time? Can’t say I’ve noticed, been too busy winning titles!

[BoxBuzz]

Look Maxie is on the "Stomp" tour. You guys and your "too little too late" Johnny Mathis sweet tunes are pathetic.

[DrDuke]

The Muhammad Gang will slap the Slapsie.

[NazNaci1]

'Slapsie' has peaked my interest. In a slapping contest, there is only one winner. I will slap the 'slapsie' outta Maxie', Tunney was quoted as saying in an interview with DAZN and ESPN.

Though Bob Stardust was a little less enthused commenting, 'Maxie is a fine fighter, but a level below Gene. We have set sights on proper titles and belts. Now, if Maxie was to win one of these belts, Gene would be happy to admonish a 'belting and show the World there is only one man worthy of being called 'The Slapper'.