HAROLD JOHNSON>>>>>>FACE BATTLING MAXO....OR.....JIMMY 'BATTLING' BIVENS...It's a privilege, not a right.

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BoxBuzz
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HAROLD JOHNSON>>>>>>FACE BATTLING MAXO....OR.....JIMMY 'BATTLING' BIVENS...It's a privilege, not a right.

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We have beaten every Johnson on the damn roster......There's only .one left.

Please accept this invitation to receive your free custom boutique beatdown at the hands of one of our fine GBP licensed sim pugilists.

This is a one time offer, (Offer not valid in Oregon) Void where prohibited......and you will clean it up.

To refuse or say no to this once in a lifetime offer will earn you world wide humiliation and a lime green "Cancel Culture Cardigan" sweater that must be worn in public by Harold and his manager for the entire month of April.
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Re: HAROLD JOHNSON>>>>>>FACE BATTLING MAXO....OR.....JIMMY 'BATTLING' BIVENS...It's a privilege, not a right.

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We do appreciate the call out however April is a long month.

Johnson, with respect, has bigger fish to fry. No offence meant, of course.

Beating up lesser Johnsons doesn't qualify for taking on THE JOHNSON, sir. That 'privilege' has to be earned and there is little to be gained by taking on either 'Slapsie or 'Binman'.

We are moving Johnson back in to title contention, so your offer will have to wait, Mr Commish.

As we say, here at Betty Boo Promotions, April is a long month and with spring in the air, rest assured, a blissfully, springy beat down will be administered. Patience and we shall deliver.....the designated pummelling, naturally.
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Re: HAROLD JOHNSON>>>>>>FACE BATTLING MAXO....OR.....JIMMY 'BATTLING' BIVENS...It's a privilege, not a right.

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NazNaci1 wrote: 31 Mar 2024, 20:32 We do appreciate the call out however April is a long month.

Johnson, with respect, has bigger fish to fry. No offence meant, of course.

Beating up lesser Johnsons doesn't qualify for taking on THE JOHNSON, sir. That 'privilege' has to be earned and there is little to be gained by taking on either 'Slapsie or 'Binman'.

We are moving Johnson back in to title contention, so your offer will have to wait, Mr Commish.

As we say, here at Betty Boo Promotions, April is a long month and with spring in the air, rest assured, a blissfully, springy beat down will be administered. Patience and we shall deliver.....the designated pummelling, naturally.
It's april fools day....surely this response is a Joke!

There are not finer examples of the art of pugilistic prowess than Max and Jimmy. Max outrates most every champion in the entire sim world! His Wisconsin brand of Championship knows no equal!

You sir are fowl! A duck in mucklucks! Running away in a suit and boots when given all the notice that could ever be issued! Go pedal your soft soap excuses elsewhere! We can smell a duck a thousand miles away!

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