I'm sure part 2 will read similarly a month from.now.Taansend wrote: ↑07 Apr 2026, 12:08Beltane wrote: ↑07 Apr 2026, 03:24 A day in the life of the Mango Moron:
Mar 3: “We won the war.”
Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
Mar 13: “We won the war.”
Mar 14: “Please help us.”
Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”
Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it; we don’t need to open it.”
Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait.”
Mar 22: “Iran is dead.”
Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
Mar 25: “They gave us a present, and it arrived today. It was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to say what it is, but it’s very significant.”
Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
Mar 28: No major statement.
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing.
Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately or face devastating consequences.”
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and that Iran would “do the right thing.”
Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
Apr 2: Reiterated a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not.
Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
Apr 4: Warned Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences.
Apr 5: “Open the f*ckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”![]()
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Trump attacks Iran
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Prediction - Trump will agree to the 2 week extension. Iran will not open the strait. You’ll get two weeks of threats etc and then again - right up to the deadline a new extension.
And repeat.
And repeat.
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Hopefully this is what happens, anything else will be a disaster on every level.
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I heard before that Kegsbreath has fired 19 senior generals so far, they obviously think that he and the Moron he takes orders from are not fit for purpose, hopefully if they issue orders to commit war crimes they are disobeyed.
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They'll just appoint a new general that will obeyNightmare Roy wrote: ↑07 Apr 2026, 18:35 I heard before that Kegsbreath has fired 19 senior generals so far, they obviously think that he and the Moron he takes orders from are not fit for purpose, hopefully if they issue orders to commit war crimes they are disobeyed.
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Trumps backed down. TACO’D is the expression sky news have called it.
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The guy is a fuggin puss. He is a keyboard warrior who thinks he can threaten anyone and everyone will back down. Iran called his bluff making trump look like the cuck he is.Baby Face Finster wrote: ↑07 Apr 2026, 19:50Trump is King TACO! Everyone can see his mouth is way bigger than his resolve.
Tough guy my a.ss he is a puss
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He's feckless, and his rhetoric has escalated to nuclear and genocidal threats. We can only hope he continues to back down, because the threats and posturing have reached their zenith. Escalation from here could well see him feeling the need to make true on his words.
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gilgamesh wrote: ↑07 Apr 2026, 19:13They'll just appoint a new general that will obeyNightmare Roy wrote: ↑07 Apr 2026, 18:35 I heard before that Kegsbreath has fired 19 senior generals so far, they obviously think that he and the Moron he takes orders from are not fit for purpose, hopefully if they issue orders to commit war crimes they are disobeyed.
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Basically.
Trump messsaged Pakistani PM, telling him to put out a tweet begging USA for a ceasefire. So Trump could say he accepted Pakistans proposal.
Trump messsaged Pakistani PM, telling him to put out a tweet begging USA for a ceasefire. So Trump could say he accepted Pakistans proposal.
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And now he’s claiming complete victory.
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What US and Iran have agreed on:
– Iran and the U.S. agreed to a 2-week ceasefire, in which Israel is also included.
– Iran agreed to reopen the Strait of Hormuz during these two weeks.
– In turn, America has agreed to begin negotiations in Islamabad on Friday, based on Iran’s 10-point plan.
– The acceptance of Iran’s 10-point plan, which contains the lifting of sanctions, guarantees of non-aggression, acceptance of nuclear enrichment, formal Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz and other things, is a precondition for the establishment of a permanent ceasefire.
– If US does not abide by the 10-point plan of Iran, it is likely the war will continue after two weeks.
– Iran and the U.S. agreed to a 2-week ceasefire, in which Israel is also included.
– Iran agreed to reopen the Strait of Hormuz during these two weeks.
– In turn, America has agreed to begin negotiations in Islamabad on Friday, based on Iran’s 10-point plan.
– The acceptance of Iran’s 10-point plan, which contains the lifting of sanctions, guarantees of non-aggression, acceptance of nuclear enrichment, formal Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz and other things, is a precondition for the establishment of a permanent ceasefire.
– If US does not abide by the 10-point plan of Iran, it is likely the war will continue after two weeks.
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It sounds to me that Iran are winning.
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That’s my take also. If this 10 point plan is agreed beyond the 2 weeks, then I think a lot of folk might need to ask “what was the point”.
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Did they achieve anyone? All they did was give more power and control to Iran really.
It won't last 2 weeks. USA/ Israel will use this time to rethink and plan and then Israel will probably break the ceasefire agreement before the two weeks are up cus they cant be trusted.
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Yeah, all we got will be a toll on the Hormuz strait.
There seems to be some disagreement on whether the ceasefire includes Palestine.
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Fox painting it as a win for Trump

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Journalism at its finest
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No regime change..
No oil
Higher oil prices and other stuff
Toll on the strait
affected most of the world very negatively.
no enriched uranium
am i missing anything?
yeh.. sounds like a win
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The cult will buy it, won't you RickyRuthless-RKO wrote: ↑08 Apr 2026, 04:26No regime change..
No oil
Higher oil prices and other stuff
Toll on the strait
affected most of the world very negatively.
no enriched uranium
am i missing anything?
yeh.. sounds like a win![]()
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So the Iranian's opened the strait. Seems like terrible news for the left. Pants down, bent over, done what they were told.
Hard lines lefties, you lost again.
Hard lines lefties, you lost again.
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Told yaNightmare Roy wrote: ↑08 Apr 2026, 04:46The cult will buy it, won't you RickyRuthless-RKO wrote: ↑08 Apr 2026, 04:26No regime change..
No oil
Higher oil prices and other stuff
Toll on the strait
affected most of the world very negatively.
no enriched uranium
am i missing anything?
yeh.. sounds like a win![]()
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