The Turd In Chief Is At It Again!

[bmw hector]

[Nightmare Roy]

He's full of it today, he just told reporters the Iran war will end afyer the midterms and then gas prices will fall

[Nightmare Roy]

You're all getting ANOTHER $5,000!

US citizens will receive $5,000 if Republicans win midterms, Trump claims in lengthy convention speech | US midterm elections 2026 | The Guardian https://share.google/95nbbaMszyZ7YeoNb

[bmw hector]

Having to pay to get loved. I guess Twumpy's used to that.

[Nightmare Roy]

If they add it too the $5k doge money, they'll have $10k of imaginary money in the post

On a side note, how legal is it in the states to offer bribes for votes?

[giacomino]

If they add it too the $5k doge money, they'll have $10k of imaginary money in the post

On a side note, how legal is it in the states to offer bribes for votes?

It’s illegal to give a bribe for a vote but it’s not to promise a bribe to vote for your team. Pols do that all the time, Trumpy is just more up front about it. $40 trillion in long-term debt and about to go to $41.3 trillion, but hey, that’s his kids’ and grandkids’ problem and there is an election to win

[Coco]

If they add it too the $5k doge money, they'll have $10k of imaginary money in the post

On a side note, how legal is it in the states to offer bribes for votes?

It’s illegal to give a bribe for a vote but it’s not to promise a bribe to vote for your team. Pols do that all the time, Trumpy is just more up front about it. $40 trillion in long-term debt and about to go to $41.3 trillion, but hey, that’s his kids’ and grandkids’ problem and there is an election to win

Would you be eligible for the payout?

[conan_the_cribber]

You're all getting ANOTHER $5,000!

US citizens will receive $5,000 if Republicans win midterms, Trump claims in lengthy convention speech | US midterm elections 2026 | The Guardian https://share.google/95nbbaMszyZ7YeoNb

Would add a trillion to the deficit. Imagine that. 1 trillion dollars offered just to stop the Epstein files getting published. Imagine how bad it is, whatever he's so desperate to hide.

[Nightmare Roy]

You're all getting ANOTHER $5,000!

US citizens will receive $5,000 if Republicans win midterms, Trump claims in lengthy convention speech | US midterm elections 2026 | The Guardian https://share.google/95nbbaMszyZ7YeoNb

Would add a trillion to the deficit. Imagine that. 1 trillion dollars offered just to stop the Epstein files getting published. Imagine how bad it is, whatever he's so desperate to hide.

What's another trillion when you owe 40 though?

[Nightmare Roy]

Having to pay to get loved. I guess Twumpy's used to that.

He's so desperate it's fantastic to watch.

[giacomino]

If they add it too the $5k doge money, they'll have $10k of imaginary money in the post

On a side note, how legal is it in the states to offer bribes for votes?

It’s illegal to give a bribe for a vote but it’s not to promise a bribe to vote for your team. Pols do that all the time, Trumpy is just more up front about it. $40 trillion in long-term debt and about to go to $41.3 trillion, but hey, that’s his kids’ and grandkids’ problem and there is an election to win

Would you be eligible for the payout?

Pretty sure I would be since I still file US taxes, get a US pension and am still a citizen. I’ll transfer it to euros ASAP since his policies won’t improve the exchange rate

[giacomino]

You're all getting ANOTHER $5,000!

US citizens will receive $5,000 if Republicans win midterms, Trump claims in lengthy convention speech | US midterm elections 2026 | The Guardian https://share.google/95nbbaMszyZ7YeoNb

Would add a trillion to the deficit. Imagine that. 1 trillion dollars offered just to stop the Epstein files getting published. Imagine how bad it is, whatever he's so desperate to hide.

What's another trillion when you owe 40 though?

100% that is what he is thinking. Doesn’t matter to Trumpy and his billionaire friends. Debt is for suckers. Like joining the military

[Nightmare Roy]

Would add a trillion to the deficit. Imagine that. 1 trillion dollars offered just to stop the Epstein files getting published. Imagine how bad it is, whatever he's so desperate to hide.

What's another trillion when you owe 40 though?

100% that is what he is thinking. Doesn’t matter to Trumpy and his billionaire friends. Debt is for suckers. Like joining the military

True, even so more chance of me banging Margot Robbie than anyone getting that $5k. Vance has allready said he was talking cod shit.

[Coco]

It’s illegal to give a bribe for a vote but it’s not to promise a bribe to vote for your team. Pols do that all the time, Trumpy is just more up front about it. $40 trillion in long-term debt and about to go to $41.3 trillion, but hey, that’s his kids’ and grandkids’ problem and there is an election to win

Would you be eligible for the payout?

Pretty sure I would be since I still file US taxes, get a US pension and am still a citizen. I’ll transfer it to euros ASAP since his policies won’t improve the exchange rate

So as far as your concerned, Go Donnie
5k for you, and another 5k for the missus, that would get my vote

[giacomino]

Would you be eligible for the payout?

Pretty sure I would be since I still file US taxes, get a US pension and am still a citizen. I’ll transfer it to euros ASAP since his policies won’t improve the exchange rate

So as far as your concerned, Go Donnie
5k for you, and another 5k for the missus, that would get my vote

Since he doesn’t care about the debt, I wish he’d upped it to $100k or $1 million. Me and the Mrs. mail our votes in next week. Of course, he’s such a pathological liar we don’t expect to see the money even if his team wins

[Nightmare Roy]

Pretty sure I would be since I still file US taxes, get a US pension and am still a citizen. I’ll transfer it to euros ASAP since his policies won’t improve the exchange rate

So as far as your concerned, Go Donnie
5k for you, and another 5k for the missus, that would get my vote

Since he doesn’t care about the debt, I wish he’d upped it to $100k or $1 million. Me and the Mrs. mail our votes in next week. Of course, he’s such a pathological liar we don’t expect to see the money even if his team wins

You won't see that money.

[Nightmare Roy]

[giacomino]

The most accurate “reporter” out there

[Nightmare Roy]

The most accurate “reporter” out there

Ricky loves him.

[hhaehre]

If they add it too the $5k doge money, they'll have $10k of imaginary money in the post

Don't forget the $2,000 tariff dividend check. Any day now, any day...

[Coco]

There is just simply no evidence to suggest he has had gay wanks

[giacomino]

There is just simply no evidence to highest he has had gay wanks

I dunno, Trump’s double-handjob dance has been filmed several times. He gets it from somewhere, doesn’t he?

[greg]

The convicted felon’s latest move was definitely a logical one.

[Baby Face Finster]

He was on Omaha Beach on D-Day, dodging bullets and directing troops. He taught Elvis how to swivel his hips and wrote most of the Beatles’ songs. He nailed Madonna, Pamela Anderson and Jennifer López over one July 4th weekend. He personally convinced the Soviet Union to tear down “that wall.” He invented both the internet and AI ….. in a single day. He drew up plays that won several Super Bowls and scored four goals in World Cup finals. And he started and ended 135 wars.

He is …… the most manly man in the world

[Ricky]

The most accurate “reporter” out there

Ricky loves him.

Why does anyone listen to this rambling tosser?

Old man shouts at clouds.