new names for audley..

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new names for audley..

Post by rhino222 »

'spent' force

'former' force

'area level' force
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Post by Syntax Error »

Calling him 'former' or 'spent' would imply that he was actually SOMETHING previously. :o

As well all know, Audley has achieved precisely nothing in his pro career & for a man with such a big mouth, that is accutely embarrassing. :o
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Post by Top Dog »

How about "Never was A Force" "Never going to be A Force" or even "A FARCE HARRISON"
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Post by dondada »

'Gale' Force?
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Post by JC »

(on the) "Ground Force"

Seriously though I did feel for him, never nice to see someone's dream shattered like that.
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Post by Grehan123 »

Wat bout..........Audley 'No Comparison' Harrison????? :) u cant compare Harrison 2 anybody and anyone should be ashamed if they compare themselves to Harrison!!!!!haha
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Post by emma »

'no' force

'air' force
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Post by Grilling Machine »

Force Alarm.
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Post by thunderfromdownunder »

haha funny stuff :TU:
he did say he will be back but its hard to imagine him competing against even the gatekeepers now. he's lucky that he wont be facing skelton. people overhyped his beating of williams and were saying he "was back" but he never was anywere anyway
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Post by E »

Grilling Machine wrote:Force Alarm.
I like that, good word play!
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Post by jamesmcdonnell »

Audley 'Hammeredson'
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Post by SticknMove »

In the tenor of Al Murray The Pub Landlord

PL 'What's your name sir?'

AH 'Audley.'

PL 'Beautiful British name. It comes from the ancient Anglo-Saxon meaning
glasjaw.'
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Post by Syntax Error »

thunderfromdownunder wrote:haha funny stuff :TU:
he did say he will be back but its hard to imagine him competing against even the gatekeepers now. he's lucky that he wont be facing skelton. people overhyped his beating of williams and were saying he "was back" but he never was anywere anyway
Absolutely spot on.

It was made even worse by the fact that he was staring down the camera, after his win over the ill-prepared Williams, ranting away as if he'd just beaten Joe Frazier (1968) or something! :roll:
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Post by rhino222 »

what about... 'fail force wind'
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Post by Syntax Error »

rhino222 wrote:what about... 'fail force wind'
:lol: :lol: :lol: :TU:
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Beam Me Up, Someone!!

Post by HeavyHitters »

In the relm of Star Trek...


"To Audley go where many a fallen fighter has gone before ( the canvas )!!"

Audley, "Beam Me Up, anyone!!"

:lol:
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Post by dookus »

Outley

Audley Canvasson

What-Force

WBForce

I like Force Alarm :D
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big aud

Post by Loynesy »

Whilst I agree Audley has heaped a certain amount of ridicule on himself, to us Armchair Warriors, surely, to give him some respect we can allow him to be known as "Olympic Gold Medallist".

Last time I checked my litany of sporting achievements I didn't see a medal from the Olympics...
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Post by rhino222 »

oh shut up you boring fart !!

what about olympic 'about to fold' medallist ! :TU:
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Post by larry cake »

how about audley EMBharrison :lol:
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Post by Syntax Error »

If Ali was fighting today, I'm sure he'd call Harrison, the TORTOISE!

I think it is very apt; he goes into a shell at the slightest bit of danger & in view of the fact that he is a novice pro & has only had just over 20 fights in almost SIX years, his career could be said to be tortoise like! :TU:
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Post by dookus »

"Reasonable Force"

"Force Dawn"

"Forcelain"
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Post by Hagler2002 »

Dis 'Audley' Conduct
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Post by Grilling Machine »

Audley 'The Garrison' Harrison.

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Post by Andy Mac »

Audley You got no "aris" son.
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