O/T who do you really hate on the telly?
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PompeyScot
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1 - Fiona Phillips, talentless GMTV presenter who only has a job because her husband is programme editor.
2 - Dawn French and Lenny Henry (can they count as one through marriage?). Talentless and badly unfunny. Lenny was funny once but French....gaahhhhh!!!!
3 - Bugs Bunny - Cartoon character yes but annoying, arrogant animated rabbit, who deserves to be blasted by Elmer Fudd and made into rabbit stew, like the rabbit from Fatal Attraction.
4 - Tim Westwood, the DJ (well, he's bound to have been on telly sometime). Middle class well off lad who likes to think he's a bro from the hood in the Bronx, get me?
5 - Jade Goody - she's Jade Goody.
2 - Dawn French and Lenny Henry (can they count as one through marriage?). Talentless and badly unfunny. Lenny was funny once but French....gaahhhhh!!!!
3 - Bugs Bunny - Cartoon character yes but annoying, arrogant animated rabbit, who deserves to be blasted by Elmer Fudd and made into rabbit stew, like the rabbit from Fatal Attraction.
4 - Tim Westwood, the DJ (well, he's bound to have been on telly sometime). Middle class well off lad who likes to think he's a bro from the hood in the Bronx, get me?
5 - Jade Goody - she's Jade Goody.
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SticknMove
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Don’t get me started.
Vanessa Feltz - never pauses for fvcking breath when she’s on a rant about something insignificant – the old porker. Chuck that Sylvester the cat talking bint Lowry Turner in there too. The pair need to be shot with their own shit loaded into a blunderbuss. Grrrrrrrrertcha.
Richard Madeley – what a wanker he makes my blood boil. Always interrupting Judy and his guests and patronising his viewers with the old ‘where do you come from?’ , ‘oh I know it well bollocks’ – he needs to be slapped repeatedly with a spatula, the long streak of giraffe’s piss.
Big Brother wannabees, ggrrrrrrrr, they make me seeth. Lock the bunch of attention seeking tossers up in a pretend BB house and just leave them there, without showing it on t.v. and without any evictions and without anyone knowing anything about it. Now that’s what I call entertainment.
Ahem, I feel better for that. Cheers Billy. I’m off for tea and biscuits.
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Vanessa Feltz - never pauses for fvcking breath when she’s on a rant about something insignificant – the old porker. Chuck that Sylvester the cat talking bint Lowry Turner in there too. The pair need to be shot with their own shit loaded into a blunderbuss. Grrrrrrrrertcha.
Richard Madeley – what a wanker he makes my blood boil. Always interrupting Judy and his guests and patronising his viewers with the old ‘where do you come from?’ , ‘oh I know it well bollocks’ – he needs to be slapped repeatedly with a spatula, the long streak of giraffe’s piss.
Big Brother wannabees, ggrrrrrrrr, they make me seeth. Lock the bunch of attention seeking tossers up in a pretend BB house and just leave them there, without showing it on t.v. and without any evictions and without anyone knowing anything about it. Now that’s what I call entertainment.
Ahem, I feel better for that. Cheers Billy. I’m off for tea and biscuits.
I think Richard Madeley's funny.SticknMove wrote:Don’t get me started.
Vanessa Feltz - never pauses for fvcking breath when she’s on a rant about something insignificant – the old porker. Chuck that Sylvester the cat talking bint Lowry Turner in there too. The pair need to be shot with their own shit loaded into a blunderbuss. Grrrrrrrrertcha.
Richard Madeley – what a wanker he makes my blood boil. Always interrupting Judy and his guests and patronising his viewers with the old ‘where do you come from?’ , ‘oh I know it well bollocks’ – he needs to be slapped repeatedly with a spatula, the long streak of giraffe’s piss.
Big Brother wannabees, ggrrrrrrrr, they make me seeth. Lock the bunch of attention seeking tossers up in a pretend BB house and just leave them there, without showing it on t.v. and without any evictions and without anyone knowing anything about it. Now that’s what I call entertainment.
Ahem, I feel better for that. Cheers Billy. I’m off for tea and biscuits.
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Cahrlie from big brother I cannot stand the bitch.
Paul O'Grady hes a idiot aswell.
Re: O/T who do you really hate on the telly?
Louie Walsh, Jamie Redknapp, Richard Keys, Charley off big brother, Jordan, Jimmy Carr
some top c..s in the list so far, have to agree with most especially richard blackwood, that guy is one unholy, first class, rubber stamped TWAT.
dawn french still thinks shes funny. lowry turner has the brain of a pea.
madely is a serious wrong 'un. moyles loves his own ugly mug.
cant see how you can include the wonderful bugs bunny, though. he has been entertaining audiences for over 60 years and doesnt look a day older than when he started out. OOOOOOHHH THAT RABBIT!!! I'M A GONNA BLAST YA!!!
dawn french still thinks shes funny. lowry turner has the brain of a pea.
madely is a serious wrong 'un. moyles loves his own ugly mug.
cant see how you can include the wonderful bugs bunny, though. he has been entertaining audiences for over 60 years and doesnt look a day older than when he started out. OOOOOOHHH THAT RABBIT!!! I'M A GONNA BLAST YA!!!
lol i think you'll find its Wabbit and Bwastharrygreb wrote:some top c..s in the list so far, have to agree with most especially richard blackwood, that guy is one unholy, first class, rubber stamped TWAT.
dawn french still thinks shes funny. lowry turner has the brain of a pea.
madely is a serious wrong 'un. moyles loves his own ugly mug.
cant see how you can include the wonderful bugs bunny, though. he has been entertaining audiences for over 60 years and doesnt look a day older than when he started out. OOOOOOHHH THAT RABBIT!!! I'M A GONNA BLAST YA!!!
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Russell Brand? The man is hilarious. He doesn't present Big Mouth anymore btw.black panther wrote:THat long haired bloke who presnts big brother's big mouth(?) and Jeremy Kyle of course! Make me wanna rip my hair out!!
I hate: Gordon Ramsey, Jade Goody (thankfully no one will give her work anymore), Charley from BB, Naomi Campbell.