O/T who do you really hate on the telly?

deadpan · Post by **deadpan** » 27 Jul 2007, 05:34

Adrian 'Did I mention that I support West Brom?' Chiles

E · Post by E » 27 Jul 2007, 05:44

deadpan wrote:Adrian 'Did I mention that I support West Brom?' Chiles

I think he's quite good - if a bit smug in an underhand way...

Jeremy Kyle - die,die,die

Jordan - one of the few birds I would happily punch (perhaps just a bodyshot though)

Cherie Blair (Not a TV personality but still she will be, trust me...fronting some sh1t show) - REDRUM, REDRUM, REDRUM

One cow I would bang square on the chin with a full power overhand right.....

Goz · Post by **Goz** » 27 Jul 2007, 05:50

Chambers2 wrote:
Goz wrote:Davina Mcall.

Goz - how can you dislike the extremely lovable Davina McCall, theres just something about her that makes my pants explode. Plus she hosts the greatest show in Earth (BB)

You are being ironic yes?

Chambers2 · Post by **Chambers2** » 27 Jul 2007, 05:51

Goz wrote:
Chambers2 wrote:
Goz wrote:Davina Mcall.

Goz - how can you dislike the extremely lovable Davina McCall, theres just something about her that makes my pants explode. Plus she hosts the greatest show in Earth (BB)
You are being ironic yes?

Fraid Knot

Loud Kilimanjaro · Post by **Loud Kilimanjaro** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:01

Davina McCall irritates me more than any human on earth. Her constant gurning and cackling makes a part of me die each time I see her. Plus she can't read an autocue for shit.

Northern 'ironic' cheeseball Vernon Kay comes a close second.

Loud Kilimanjaro · Post by **Loud Kilimanjaro** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:08

Bono. That's a great shout. Sanctimonious turd.

Doesn't pay a penny of tax in Ireland.

And his chestnut hairweave is hilarious. Plus he's a shortarse.

Mick Ruocco · Post by **Mick Ruocco** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:09

Davina McCall the junkie slag

Mick Ruocco · Post by **Mick Ruocco** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:10

Loud Kilimanjaro wrote:Bono. That's a great shout. Sanctimonious turd.

Doesn't pay a penny of tax in Ireland.

And his chestnut hairweave is hilarious. Plus he's a shortarse.

He's another CAAANT

Mick Ruocco · Post by **Mick Ruocco** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:11

Loud Kilimanjaro wrote:Davina McCall irritates me more than any human on earth. Her constant gurning and cackling makes a part of me die each time I see her. Plus she can't read an autocue for shit.

Northern 'ironic' cheeseball Vernon Kay comes a close second.

Top call. hes a total wanker.

Davina McCall Vernon Kaye and Bono. Id like to shoot the fcking three of em.

SticknMove · Post by **SticknMove** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:23

That's the spirit lads. Really let go of the venom and throw more bile into the grrrrrertcha.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:25

Terry D wrote:Trisha Goddard. People go on her show for expert advice on drug addiction and she turns it into a conversation about her entire family being in and out the looney bin.

Then starts having a go at weed-heads when she looks like a crack-fiend herself.

F*ck off Trisha, have another breakdown and leave us alone.

Russell Brand. Based his entire spiel on the, unfunny, Hippy/drug dealer from the, unfunny/overrated, 'Withnail and I'.

I find Brand annoying too, he is occasionally funny sometimes though, his overeliance on the word 'dinkle' is exceptionally tedious however.

That character in Withnail is actually the only thing unfunny about the film.

Chambers2 · Post by **Chambers2** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:36

Noel Edmonds - cant

Anybody who's been in a girl or boy band - cants

Donny Turret - cant

Gay Craig who was molesting Anthony in one of the BB's - record breaking cant

George Dubya - Simpleton cant

Chambers2 · Post by **Chambers2** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:38

Terry D wrote: The cast of 'Loose Women', they once held a boxing debate years ago and the dour-faced Scottish dyke just kept saying it should be banned because it makes people violent. I wanted to punch her on the arm.

KOJOE90 · Post by **KOJOE90** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:47

Davina McCall.
Vernan Kay.
Noel Edmunds.
Colin Murrey.
Paul Daniels.
Peter Andre & Jordan.
Russell Brand.

Coco · Post by **Coco** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:48

DCI Gene Hunt is an absolute legend

SticknMove · Post by **SticknMove** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:48

Terry D - the attention seeking wannabe who throws neighbours out of windows just so he can get on the t.v. grrrrrr

Chambers2 · Post by **Chambers2** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:51

Terry D wrote:To inject a bit of positivity I'll say who I really like on TV.

Max Branning. Jimmy Sommerville becomes a love-rat, with a bird.

Tony Soprano (to go back to who I hate on TV, Butchie, for giving Tony gyp).

Phil Mitchell, when he is pissed. Grant Mitchell when he jets in.

DCI Gene Hunt.

Likes (Alive)
Gene Hunts a good shout, excellent character.
Muhammad Ali
Jose Mourinho
Liam & Noel Gallagher
Frank Skinner
Brian off this BB
Davina McCall

Brad Pitts pikey character in Snatch

Likes (karked it)
Bob Marley
Oliver Reid
Winston Churchil
Keith Moon
John Lennon

Chambers2 · Post by **Chambers2** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:52

KOJOE90 wrote:Peter Andre & Jordan.

How could I forget Dumb and Dumber from my list of hates???? - cants

Chambers2 · Post by **Chambers2** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:00

Terry D wrote:I'm a laid-back c*nt.

Me too, it often gets mistaken for Bone Idleness, but its not I'm just too relaxed to do owt. I'm an energy conservationist

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:02

Terry D wrote:I thought the film was crap. Its a matter of taste I suppose but I knew this mousey little thing and she would use lines from the film as witticisms every so often. It got right on my tits. She was actually pretty witty apart from the odd lapse. She told me not to watch 'The Dreamers', I wish I'd listened.

Johnny Vegas. Unfunny and repulsive to listen to/look at.

That David Gest guy. Weirdo. Looks like a sleazy Latino pimp from a 1970's exploitation film or one of the extras from 'Carlito's Way'.

Keith Allen.

The cast of 'Loose Women', they once held a boxing debate years ago and the dour-faced Scottish dyke just kept saying it should be banned because it makes people violent. I wanted to punch her on the arm.

We should make this a sticky about annoying things/people in general.

My next door neighbour. Her daughter. Her daughters boyfriend. Her ex-husband. Her son. Basically anyone she knows. If she was on the telly I'd throw it through her window.

Whilst Keith Allen does come across as a pretty towering ego, he does at least have a bit of talent to go with it, or rather a lot in fact.

Johnny Vegas is Jabba the Hutt, however, I-deal is a funny show, I find his stand up pretty pointless though, just because you're fat doesn't make you funny, especially when you still have pie juice down your shirt.

Chambers2 · Post by **Chambers2** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:17

Terry D wrote: We are coiled springs my friend, waiting for our time to strike. Just like Big Aud'.

Yup I could strike at any time.....no sorry that should be I could go on strike at any time

SticknMove · Post by **SticknMove** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:29

Terry D wrote:
SticknMove wrote:Terry D - the attention seeking wannabe who throws neighbours out of windows just so he can get on the t.v. grrrrrr
A fair cop, I am a c*nt. In my defence I'm a laid-back c*nt.

I like that art critic/academic turned TV talking head. White haired geezer who looks on everyone with disdain. He is pretty funny.

Boris Johnson is worth a laugh.

The Equaliser himself Eddie Woodward. Top man.

Louis Theroux. Neil Hamilton. Great interplay of quips.

The cast of 'Waterloo Road' get on my tits. As does Jessie Wallace.

Bring back David Wicks!

Brian Sewell is the grey haired disdainful critic, who has a wonderful command of the English language and always presents his programmes in a lofty and considered way. However what a pudendum.

Boris Johnson is a comedy genius, behind that bumbling exterior belies an acute brain and intellect. But what an absolute pudendum.

Edward Woodward fine actor who can intermingle the classic with good televisual entertainment. He’s a (clears throat) prize…I’ll leave that one.

Waterloo Road – never watched it but if I did I bet the actors would reveal the true nature of their cvntishness.

Theroux, Hamilton, Wallace - what a shower of shite.

And leave Wicksy where he is – utter utter ….

By the way what a total and utter pudendum I am for writing this bollocks…. grrrrrrrr

Chambers2 · Post by **Chambers2** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:34

Boris Johnson is piss funny without trying to be. Anybody remember him in the celebrity football match where he came on with way too much enthusiasm, tripped up and took a german player out with a flying shoulder barge to the thigh - Priceless

mattym · Post by **mattym** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:50

dunno if i belong in this thread cos i don't think i'm quite filled with HATE the way some of you are

!!!

on telly, i hate all the 'celebrity' nobodies who have done nothing with their life but keep popping up mainly but like most other people.

However, Donnie Tourette is a cumstain of the highest degree and the best i could wish him would be that the egotistical prick would have a guitar dropped on one of his testicles and a complete Marshall stack on the other, symbolically representative of what morally NEEDS to happen to his self-opinion and tryhard rebel image.

Chambers2 · Post by **Chambers2** » 27 Jul 2007, 11:04

mattym wrote:dunno if i belong in this thread cos i don't think i'm quite filled with HATE the way some of you are !!!

Its mainly pantomime hate, mine is anyway