SticknMove wrote:Terry D - the attention seeking wannabe who throws neighbours out of windows just so he can get on the t.v. grrrrrr
A fair cop, I am a c*nt. In my defence I'm a laid-back c*nt.
I like that art critic/academic turned TV talking head. White haired geezer who looks on everyone with disdain. He is pretty funny.
Boris Johnson is worth a laugh.
The Equaliser himself Eddie Woodward. Top man.
Louis Theroux. Neil Hamilton. Great interplay of quips.
The cast of 'Waterloo Road' get on my tits. As does Jessie Wallace.
Bring back David Wicks!
Brian Sewell is the grey haired disdainful critic, who has a wonderful command of the English language and always presents his programmes in a lofty and considered way. However what a pudendum.
Boris Johnson is a comedy genius, behind that bumbling exterior belies an acute brain and intellect. But what an absolute pudendum.
Edward Woodward fine actor who can intermingle the classic with good televisual entertainment. He’s a (clears throat) prize…I’ll leave that one.
Waterloo Road – never watched it but if I did I bet the actors would reveal the true nature of their cvntishness.
Theroux, Hamilton, Wallace - what a shower of shite.
And leave Wicksy where he is – utter utter ….
By the way what a total and utter pudendum I am for writing this bollocks…. grrrrrrrr
I find Brian Sewell funny, I like his disdain for modern art, which is by and large rubbish that twats from Central St Martin's ram down people's throats with the help of assistants and PR gurus.
His command of the English Language is also overrated, as he dots his ramblings and scrawlings with 19th century words such as 'gew-gaw' and 'tarantella' which even people with a decent vocabulary don't know the meaning of. He is writing for a very elite few who had the kind of education and upbringing who will have encountered such words.
mattym wrote:dunno if i belong in this thread cos i don't think i'm quite filled with HATE the way some of you are !!!
Its mainly pantomime hate, mine is anyway
Arrgh Chambers don't give the game away.
Good point we can't allow pantomime artists to go unmentioned. Dressing up like utter pricks for the entertainment of our little cherubs who only want to be scared. Utters tossers (not the kiddies) the lot of them.
Terry D wrote:
A fair cop, I am a c*nt. In my defence I'm a laid-back c*nt.
I like that art critic/academic turned TV talking head. White haired geezer who looks on everyone with disdain. He is pretty funny.
Boris Johnson is worth a laugh.
The Equaliser himself Eddie Woodward. Top man.
Louis Theroux. Neil Hamilton. Great interplay of quips.
The cast of 'Waterloo Road' get on my tits. As does Jessie Wallace.
Bring back David Wicks!
Brian Sewell is the grey haired disdainful critic, who has a wonderful command of the English language and always presents his programmes in a lofty and considered way. However what a pudendum.
Boris Johnson is a comedy genius, behind that bumbling exterior belies an acute brain and intellect. But what an absolute pudendum.
Edward Woodward fine actor who can intermingle the classic with good televisual entertainment. He’s a (clears throat) prize…I’ll leave that one.
Waterloo Road – never watched it but if I did I bet the actors would reveal the true nature of their cvntishness.
Theroux, Hamilton, Wallace - what a shower of shite.
And leave Wicksy where he is – utter utter ….
By the way what a total and utter pudendum I am for writing this bollocks…. grrrrrrrr
I find Brian Sewell funny, I like his disdain for modern art, which is by and large rubbish that twats from Central St Martin's ram down people's throats with the help of assistants and PR gurus.
His command of the English Language is also overrated, as he dots his ramblings and scrawlings with 19th century words such as 'gew-gaw' and 'tarantella' which even people with a decent vocabulary don't know the meaning of. He is writing for a very elite few who had the kind of education and upbringing who will have encountered such words.
Anyone who hosts a self-help/how to/style show in which they instruct the hard of thinking on how to buy a house, tie up a pair of shoe laces, crack an egg, butter toast, etc try to pretend that, somehow, taste is universal and then try to argue that what they were peddling 2 shows ago is now utterly dreadful... finally presenting the whole thing as a fait accomplit... oh, and usually advertising a range of products for some multi-national corporation at the same time...
mattym wrote:dunno if i belong in this thread cos i don't think i'm quite filled with HATE the way some of you are !!!
Its mainly pantomime hate, mine is anyway
Arrgh Chambers don't give the game away.
Good point we can't allow pantomime artists to go unmentioned. Dressing up like utter pricks for the entertainment of our little cherubs who only want to be scared. Utters tossers (not the kiddies) the lot of them.
billy bessey wrote:i have mentioned it on another thread before but i was watching an episode of jeremy kyle today and god i hate him im so so much the way he speaks to people and gets right in there face im not a violent man by any means but i swear if i ever saw him in the flesh boy oh boy he would feel the pompey power(not that ive got any) but id big daddy splash him to death her is my top 5 people on the telly who id like to open a can a whoop ass on
1) jeremy kyle
2) richard blackwwod (black bloke used to do m.t.v)
3) david platt (gayles son on corrie)
4) ian beale
5) paul dickov (gobby in ya face footballer)
so come on gents i know your probably thinking get a life bessey but who really gets on your nerves on the telly?
im sorry bill but there is no way on this earth you hate Kyle more than me!!!!! i makes my fornicating blood boil.....jesus i need to hurt him so much
billy bessey wrote:i have mentioned it on another thread before but i was watching an episode of jeremy kyle today and god i hate him im so so much the way he speaks to people and gets right in there face im not a violent man by any means but i swear if i ever saw him in the flesh boy oh boy he would feel the pompey power(not that ive got any) but id big daddy splash him to death her is my top 5 people on the telly who id like to open a can a whoop ass on
1) jeremy kyle
2) richard blackwwod (black bloke used to do m.t.v)
3) david platt (gayles son on corrie)
4) ian beale
5) paul dickov (gobby in ya face footballer)
so come on gents i know your probably thinking get a life bessey but who really gets on your nerves on the telly?
I actually love the fact that 3 and 4 are actually fictional characters.
billy bessey wrote:i have mentioned it on another thread before but i was watching an episode of jeremy kyle today and god i hate him im so so much the way he speaks to people and gets right in there face im not a violent man by any means but i swear if i ever saw him in the flesh boy oh boy he would feel the pompey power(not that ive got any) but id big daddy splash him to death her is my top 5 people on the telly who id like to open a can a whoop ass on
1) jeremy kyle
2) richard blackwwod (black bloke used to do m.t.v)
3) david platt (gayles son on corrie)
4) ian beale
5) paul dickov (gobby in ya face footballer)
so come on gents i know your probably thinking get a life bessey but who really gets on your nerves on the telly?
I actually love the fact that 3 and 4 are actually fictional characters.
boris johnson is great - never toes his party's line and thats how it should be. deffo a candidate for greatest living englishman.
others are jah wobble and lynton kwesi johnson. two candidates out of three called johnson, wow.
is there a face you'd want to punch more than the arrogant poncey countenance of theatre director, sir trevor nunn? i dont think so.
billy bessey wrote:thats it boys pour it out when i made this thread i only expected a couple of people to reply but i can feel some real hate there whoever it was who said this should be made into a sticky GOOD CALL lets have a sticky and if theres anything you need to get off ya chests trivial or major whether your mrs is buckin your best mate or if your buckin your best mate (well maybe not that one) but anything gentlemen just let it out and tell all to big daddy b
p.s but i think i can safely say jeremy kyle is pretty much up there with the very worst of em
p.p.s and rasputin nobody and i mean NOBODY hates jeremy kyle more then me
p.p.p.s and i would put baby ians eyes on that
honestly bill on baby ians eyes (this hand only) its a physical and mental impossibility to hate this cock faced scumbag more than i. oh yes and graham f***ing norton, graham f***ing norton i could quite easily watch that man in serious pain. i f***ing hate graham norton!!!!!!!!!!!!
mattym wrote:just wondering, whats so wrong with Jeremy Kyle??
are you taking the pee matty?
honestly i wasn't, just wondering what so many passionate people have against him!
Sure he's condescending but look who he's talking to!! Those sorts of people don't exactly need praise!! i think its good he talks down to them really because otherwise they think they are the star of the show and mr/mrs perfect!
mattym wrote:just wondering, whats so wrong with Jeremy Kyle??
are you taking the pee matty?
honestly i wasn't, just wondering what so many passionate people have against him!
Sure he's condescending but look who he's talking to!! Those sorts of people don't exactly need praise!! i think its good he talks down to them really because otherwise they think they are the star of the show and mr/mrs perfect!
matty i think you are getting slightly too involved
I think I dislike Jeremy Kyle more than Billy or Rasputin! And I agree with Harry about Trevor Nunn. And Terry's choices also make my hate list. In fact, everyone mentioned so far does (except Jim Watt). And I normally like people! Excellent thread.
chesh wrote:I think I dislike Jeremy Kyle more than Billy or Rasputin! And I agree with Harry about Trevor Nunn. And Terry's choices also make my hate list. In fact, everyone mentioned so far does (except Jim Watt). And I normally like people! Excellent thread.
agree with you completely chesh...excellent thread billy
that bloke of the loans advert whos on the phone whilst carrying a football, getting camcorded of his wife. my god how i hate him, i would love to burn his eyes out with a red hot poker then pull his fingernails of and then pour iodine into the wounds then man is an absolute cock.
good thread bill, better than prozac
i cant belive nobody has mentioned the frosties kid
larry cake wrote:that bloke of the loans advert whos on the phone whilst carrying a football, getting camcorded of his wife. my god how i hate him, i would love to burn his eyes out with a red hot poker then pull his fingernails of and then pour iodine into the wounds then man is an absolute cock.
good thread bill, better than prozac
i cant belive nobody has mentioned the frosties kid
The Frosties kid..oh yeah, I wish Tony Tony the Tiger would savage that little Yankee %$£$%$£!
harrygreb wrote:boris johnson is great - never toes his party's line and thats how it should be. deffo a candidate for greatest living englishman.
others are jah wobble and lynton kwesi johnson. two candidates out of three called johnson, wow.
is there a face you'd want to punch more than the arrogant poncey countenance of theatre director, sir trevor nunn? i dont think so.
I know he isnt famous, but my brother in laws face is more punchable than any other I have ever seen - I certainly enjoyed using it as a punch bag as did my son in law on another occasion - Nasty person, nasty face.
As you might say it's a fair cop. 
her is my top 5 people on the telly who id like to open a can a whoop ass on