O/T who do you really hate on the telly?

Punchy Joe · Post by **Punchy Joe** » 28 Jul 2007, 16:49

The fat bitch and the Speccy bastard from the Halifax adverts

WildWaylon · Post by **WildWaylon** » 28 Jul 2007, 17:08

Yep Jeremy Kyle is an arsehole and so is "Mr Nice Guy" Gary the crisp man - Dont like Alan Titchmarsh although I accept he is very knowledgeable - Cant stand Big Brother, the show, the presenters and the housemates, load of crap - You have to be a complete idiot to sit and watch such a show - As far as boxers go Carl Froch is top of my list for fighters I cant stand - Surprised nobody has mentioned Charlie big ears Windsor - Stuck up pompus ass that nobody it seems wants as King - Now there is a face I wouldnt mind altering with a broken nose - The only Royals I like are Andrew who fought in the Falklands saying he wanted no special treatment - Anne who has worked hard for charity and isnt into titles and wouldnt allow her children to have a title and Wills who for now seems a pretty decent lad - Yes Charles "King of fools" takes a lot of beating and his father isnt far behind him - I shall probably get locked up in the Tower of London for that opinion.

WildWaylon · Post by **WildWaylon** » 28 Jul 2007, 17:18

Punchy Joe wrote:The fat bitch and the Speccy bastard from the Halifax adverts

My son in law cant stand the black guy in the Halifax adds either - He spent some time in a Midlands prison and one of the officers was a dead ringer for the speccy bastard you refer to - He said the officer told the new guys he didnt mind being called a black bastard - He said I am black and as you will find out I am a bastard, and he was.

harrygreb · Post by **harrygreb** » 28 Jul 2007, 18:30

when prince andrew stated during the falklands conflict that he wanted no special treatment he was addressing the argentines.

waylon if you point out your brother in law i'll give him a whack on your recommendation

larry cake · Post by **larry cake** » 29 Jul 2007, 05:06

oh just remembered ulrika " crack whore " johnson

i havent really got a problem that shes a slut, its the fact the trys to be so morally righteous in her notw coloum, then goes and shags some married (or at least in a relationship) man.

WildWaylon · Post by **WildWaylon** » 29 Jul 2007, 05:59

harrygreb wrote:when prince andrew stated during the falklands conflict that he wanted no special treatment he was addressing the argentines.

waylon if you point out your brother in law i'll give him a whack on your recommendation

Thanks Harry, I can assure you its a very pleasing experiance, nobody likes a child toucher!!

WildWaylon · Post by **WildWaylon** » 29 Jul 2007, 06:04

harrygreb wrote:when prince andrew stated during the falklands conflict that he wanted no special treatment he was addressing the argentines.

waylon if you point out your brother in law i'll give him a whack on your recommendation

Thanks Harry, I can assure you its a very pleasing experiance, nobody likes a child toucher!!

harrygreb · Post by **harrygreb** » 29 Jul 2007, 07:48

its more than a whack then 8)

rasputin · Post by **rasputin** » 30 Jul 2007, 09:21

Punchy Joe wrote:The fat bitch and the Speccy bastard from the Halifax adverts

good call joe...that speccy bastard is a pure arse hole

TheGoods · Post by **TheGoods** » 30 Jul 2007, 14:12

1 Jamie Oliver (NAP)
2 Jamie Theakston
3 Jderemy Kyle
4 Richard Madeley
5 Bob Willis

yiddo14 · Post by **yiddo14** » 30 Jul 2007, 14:17

rasputin wrote:
Punchy Joe wrote:The fat bitch and the Speccy bastard from the Halifax adverts
good call joe...that speccy bastard is a pure arse hole

My girlfriend used to work for Halifax, and he came to her office one day as a suprise to the team!

He had security, and was acting the right 'big I'am' all the while he was there too!!

Proper twat by all accounts.

yiddo14 · Post by **yiddo14** » 30 Jul 2007, 14:28

Andy Gray and Tony Gale(do the footie for sky)are so annoying it's untrue.

Tony Gale is the football equivilant of Duke McKenzie, with Wet Spam or any of the top 4 being the equivilant of a sports network fighter.

And Andy Gray cannot see past the so called "big 4" of ARSEanal,Untied,Chelski and the scousers.

Also, Sue Barker need's to be taken off TV.

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 30 Jul 2007, 15:35

Davina Mcall
Anybody to do with BB/ reality TV

I actually quite enjoy the Jeremy Kyle show

rasputin · Post by **rasputin** » 30 Jul 2007, 19:02

yiddo14 wrote:
rasputin wrote:
Punchy Joe wrote:The fat bitch and the Speccy bastard from the Halifax adverts
good call joe...that speccy bastard is a pure arse hole
My girlfriend used to work for Halifax, and he came to her office one day as a suprise to the team!

He had security, and was acting the right 'big I'am' all the while he was there too!!

Proper twat by all accounts.

your girlfriend should of kicked the bastard in the balls yiddo

why would a man of such little importance need security if he wasnt a complete TWAT. i think i hate him more than jeremy kyle now but its debatable

Goz · Post by **Goz** » 30 Jul 2007, 19:08

Terry D wrote:
Andy hates Man Utd! Always sneering at them the bastard, quality pundit though.

Kenny Dalglish. He makes milk sour when he's on TV.

It's so much down to what side of the fence you are sitting.

I've heard sooooo many people say Andy Gray is always going OTT with praise for Man.Utd.

Personally I think he gets it about right but I always chuckle when I hear comments like that....

mattym · Post by **mattym** » 31 Jul 2007, 06:38

here's one...

i HATE that bitch JANET STREET fornicating PORTER i would galdly slap her in her big mouth!!

Chambers2 · Post by **Chambers2** » 31 Jul 2007, 07:57

mattym wrote:here's one...

i HATE that bitch JANET STREET effing PORTER i would galdly slap her in her big mouth!!

I like Janet, she was piss funny in 'I'm A Celebrity' when she constantly ripped the piss out if Burrell, I like her straight-to-the-pointness

KOJOE90 · Post by **KOJOE90** » 31 Jul 2007, 08:23

Cilla Black.
Jim Davidson.
The entire cast of HOLLYOAKS.

mattym · Post by **mattym** » 31 Jul 2007, 09:19

[quote="Chambers2"][quote="mattym"]here's one...

i HATE that bitch JANET STREET effing PORTER i would galdly slap her in her big mouth!![/quote]

I like Janet, she was piss funny in 'I'm A Celebrity' when she constantly ripped the piss out if Burrell, I like her straight-to-the-pointness[/quote]WHAT?!?!? Shes an egotistical and sexist pudendum!!!!

KO Artist · Post by **KO Artist** » 31 Jul 2007, 09:24

larry cake wrote:oh just remembered ulrika " crack whore " johnson

i havent really got a problem that shes a slut, its the fact the trys to be so morally righteous in her notw coloum, then goes and shags some married (or at least in a relationship) man.

She is just a bore

rasputin · Post by **rasputin** » 31 Jul 2007, 09:29

and i cant believe i forgot about keith allen...he really boils my piss

Wales · Post by **Wales** » 31 Jul 2007, 09:57

Germaine Grear <sp> for being a whopper of the highest order. Her outburst following Irwins death was also poor form, plus I hear she stinks of piss.

Big Brother and all the plastic celebrities its churned out. Cant stand Mcall either, silly bint... also, is she constantly up the duff? Was so glad when her talk show fell flat on its arse. Cant believe anyone at the beeb would think it'd work. Glyn Wise, the stereotypical Welshman <sigh>, was headbutted in a local pub round ym way for giving it the charlie big bollocks on New Years eve. Had a wry smile at that. Jade Goodys self destruction also made great reading. Heres hoping she doesnt work again, quite how the obnoxious wench got work in the first place was beyond me. "Im a fat gobby thick as pig shit muppet - any work going?"

That Hilton character. Theres only one dvd that Ive seen her in that was mildly watchable... and it wasnt the one that portrayed her as a workshy feckless eijit.

Not TV, but Sara Cox makes my blood boil on the radio. Talentless self obsessed fornicate wit. Would love to kick her right in the ....

harrygreb · Post by **harrygreb** » 31 Jul 2007, 15:04

yeah i hate greer too and i can quite believe she stinks of piss. this rumour should be common knowledge. paul burrell needs a haymaker to the front of the mooey to sort him out. jade goody looks like she could take a right hander and not worry too much about it.
but theres a few sorts in hollyoaks that i can only offer a seeing too in another way i'm afraid. davina macall is such an ugly monster - her chat show was poop. she is the harbinger of all crap telly. if she's on it - it is rubbish. she used to do a show getting people in the street to have dates with each other - absolute shiiitte. the hook nosed witch of dreadful television. j ross is indicative of our personality led chat show culture. the presenter more important than the guests it seems. parkinson got it right in the seventies and early 80's but faded badly lately - you'd never know it but there are some really good people about that have never been interviewed - the researchers just dont work hard enough.

Syntax Error · Post by **Syntax Error** » 27 Jan 2008, 12:54

The spineless wimp, Dr Gaius Baltar from the new Battlestar Galactica! :x

He is THE most annoying character in TV history & to top it off, he's English! :x :x :x :x

I bet the makers did that on purpose!!! :P

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 27 Jan 2008, 13:03

I can't believe this thread went 5 pages without someone mentioning BEN FOGLE. That sickly OTT presenting style makes me want to launch a flying elbow at the tv.