AUDLEY,S NEXT FIGHT

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AUDLEY,S NEXT FIGHT

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i heard off a good sauce that audley harrison is fighting lee swaby on december 1st has anyone else heard this
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1southpaw wrote:i heard off a good sauce that audley harrison is fighting lee swaby on december 1st has anyone else heard this
Who was it? HP or Heinz?


Who is the SOURCE?



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Re: AUDLEY,S NEXT FIGHT

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DG. wrote:
1southpaw wrote:i heard off a good sauce that audley harrison is fighting lee swaby on december 1st has anyone else heard this
Who was it? HP or Heinz?


Who is the SOURCE?



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class but it was daddy,s brown source
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1southpaw wrote:
DG. wrote:
1southpaw wrote:i heard off a good sauce that audley harrison is fighting lee swaby on december 1st has anyone else heard this
Who was it? HP or Heinz?


Who is the SOURCE?



:TU:
class but it was daddy,s brown source

DBS? - never trust a brown sauce!



:TU:
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Re: AUDLEY,S NEXT FIGHT

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DG. wrote:
1southpaw wrote:
DG. wrote: Who was it? HP or Heinz?


Who is the SOURCE?



:TU:
class but it was daddy,s brown source

DBS? - never trust a brown sauce!



:TU:
Damn racist :x
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Post by DG. »

Razor wrote:
DG. wrote:
1southpaw wrote: class but it was daddy,s brown source

DBS? - never trust a brown sauce!



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Damn racist :x

Its a well known fact, Ketchup is better!
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Re: AUDLEY,S NEXT FIGHT

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DG. wrote:
Razor wrote:
DG. wrote:
DBS? - never trust a brown sauce!



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Damn racist :x

Its a well known fact, Ketchup is better!
..with a hint of chilli?
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Post by WildWaylon »

Audley needs to ketchup fast if he wants to be a champion, English that is. Sorry I meant to say Southern Area, hes not that good. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by John »

I'd like to say tartar to Audley
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Post by Twinkle Toes »

Trouble is, Audley think's he is mustard.
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Post by Shirow »

Who cares anymore?

Any interest in i had in him is well & truly in the past-a, why even curry on?

Jerk.
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Post by BoxBuzz »

He gets into it with anyone from the front burner in the HW division and he'll be Bar-B-Q'd. And that will require a different sauce altogether.
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Post by Bard of Boxrec »

I'm sure Audley would RELISH the opportunity to face Swaby, he must know now, VINREGRETTABLY that he's not the SALAD CREAM of the crop, he MAYO force a stoppage but he'd be in a PICKLE if Swaby took him to the later rounds, maybe Frankie HEINZ would be better for CHUTNEY at this point, remember when he talked about the GRAVY train?
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Post by DG. »

You may call him a JERK or CHICKEN, but with a bit more SEASONING who is to say Audley will not cut the MUSTARD?

One or 2 TOMATOE cans and then Audley can RELISH the prospect of winning a title and showing us all that that he is the top BANANA and the CREAM always rises to the top!


Just more SEASONING and then who knows?
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Post by 1southpaw »

ha ha ha ha ha ha stop it this is class i wish i never said anything now :TU:
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Post by Chambers2 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: This thread is Mint!
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Post by DG. »

I agree, I think this is so SAUCY!
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Post by jomothepure »

Bloody gorrible match-up. Audley will Pepper Swaby with the jab so many times he'll claim a-salt.
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Post by DG. »

Audley and Swaby are like Chalk and CHEESE..

Audley will MULLER (Yoghurt) him. Not quite the ICING on the CAKE of his none too STELLAR(Artois) career, but it may lead him to a SLICE of the lucrative PIE that is the Heavyweight Division.

One more bite at the CHERRY.







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Post by pm »

YASS! MON THE PUNS!! :lol:
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Post by josh fg »

so you don't think Audley is Pesto his best?
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Post by jamesmcdonnell »

I mustard mit, he's not cranberry good these days, but he's got to earn some bread, but he's never going to ketchup to the heights he was at a couple of years ago. He's got to be HP with what he can get these days.

Still, spose it could be worcester.

My apologies for that :oops:
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Post by EddieShredder »

problem is, Audleys teryakified of getting hit. :box:
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Post by josh fg »

Its strange how it seems like better use of my time to try to come up with a pun for pesto than fill in a job application form.

Anyway after a couple of good wins people will get behind him... fans are pickle like that
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Post by m1kee50 »

Im stunned at the quality of this, I really am.

I think Audley just needs a rocket!
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