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Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 05:48
by The Law
King Geedorah wrote:Poncey wrote:Shaggy if you get it through Jon you're covered if this does get delayed/cancelled. I learnt my lesson with June 09.
Also meant "presser", not "pressed". That would be weird.
I like Germany. Das ist gutten. I will probably book flights and then see what is what. Then book a hotel, of course. Arrange a car to the airport. Ask The Law if he can meet me on German soil to aid my transition from using my UK directional gyroscope to my foreign soil one. Not sure if we should meet, though, as the last time I attended a Haye fight with you I was wearing a shirt that chaffed my nipples so I’m constantly afraid that if I go to another fight with you my mind will kick in with those memories and I’ll develop itchy nipples the moment I see you. It is all psychosomatic. My nipples hurt after Moore-Picco.
“I’m lamping, I’m lamping, I wish I was Ashley Cole lamping, I got light feet, boy, I’m not trampling.”
Count me in, but lets not get run over or get threatened by a giant German this time!
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 06:02
by Counter-puncher
King Geedorah wrote:Glyn Leach wrote:Poncey wrote:This may be a coincidence but I got a pressed yesterday for Klitschko Adamek in Sept and it had a picture of Wlad on there. Not Vitali. And didn't mention first names.
Adamek was interviewed on the Judah broadcast Poncey and he was talking about Wlad. My bet? Wlad's 'injury' continues to trouble him and it will be Haye-Vitali, providing Vitali emerges relatively unscathed vs Solis — and yes Benny, makes you wonder, doesn't it. When he was on Ringside Boente was asking Haye 'why not Vitali?', if you remember. I get the feeling they're a bit worried about Wlad vs Haye so they'll slip the big brother bruiser in first if they can. If by any chance Vitali pulls out vs Solis, it's nailed on what they'll do IMO.
Glyn, don't get me started.
Too late.
If Vitali pulls out versus Solis it will be pretty poor form. I’m stoked about the potential of Haye versus these guys but very doubtful over the extent of Wlad’s injury. Sure, Chisora wasn’t taking thousands of fans over but those who had arranged the trip, including at least one Boxrec poster, have been frigged.
The fighters seem to be having a whale of a time with all this poiticking and intrigue but they overlook, or perhaps don’t care about, one major factor, they seem to sign for fights and then use pull outs to switch things up without giving a single thought to the people who stump up travel expenses for the original location.
I’m not saying that things can be changed but the fighters should do the decent thing, lie to us about how sorry they are to have let the fans down etc, maybe even squeeze out a crocodile tear and then start talking up the next fight. All we get at the mo’ is “eff this fight, eff the fans who have made arrangements to come to this fight and I’ll no doubt see you all at the next one anyway because you’re a bunch of muppets (we are).”
The intrigue etc is great for us forumites, it gives us something to talk about, but I’m now really starting to understand why the sport is dissed and dismissed by the general public. There’s been too many, shall we say, convenient injury withdrawals in recent times.
I’ll be joining the rest of the mugs and muppets in booking flights to a Germany city when this one gets announced but I may hold fire on the tickets until fight week, just in case. If it all goes tits up then we (Geedorah and his woman) get a week in Germany, bonanza.
I’ve no read every statement by Wlad but it seems to amount to, “I’m injured. Chisora is shit out of luck. I may as well go and play golf and then fight David Haye, or perhaps I’ll sign to fight him, feign another injury and then slip my big brother in. As long as I get some golf in. (Boente elbows him in the ribs). Oh, sorry to all the fans who paid for tickets and shelled out on travel. I’ve been painted as the nice guy by the British, American and German media so I’m going to give you a broad smile and feign disappointment.”
Fans: “That Wlad, he’s a class act, isn’t he?”
Wlad goes off to shoot real people on a hunting trip in Cambodia with Manny P. No one says Bo Peep.
As an aside, I did an article for 'Scene saying Haye should beat VK first to send a shudder through Wlad and that this VK>WK running order is best so Vitali doing the do on Solis to take on Haye would start the process of validating my point. But I'm still slightly miffled at the thought of losing the Solis fight. I've put some grapes on layaway for that one.
I've got milk, baby.
class post Terry. I, for one, having originally bought tickets for the first Wlad - Haye, haven't even considered, for a single moment, getting tickets to this one. nor will I. between the two camps I feel messed around and disrespected enough to basically forget about them ,the friggin lot of em.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 06:43
by Glyn Leach
Was talking to Ian about this the other day. What has it come to when such a big fight is announced but I haven't got the confidence in it to make it the BM cover story? People are just tired of all the bollocks between this lot. Yes, we'll all be interested if we get to a week before first bell and the fight's still on, but there's been too much bullshitting and wolf-crying to get excited at this stage. We might be stupid but we're not that stupid. Nobody's fault but theirs that people aren't dancing in the streets at the moment.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 06:49
by DavidPayne
But you have to GLyn otherwise it will be another picture of Cotto or Mosley or Pacman with a link to the reluctant fighter who likes tossing money of balconies.
Also, can someone explain why when a fighter loses, his next fight is called his comeback.
Sugar Ray Leonard and George Foreman had comebacks - they retired, and then cameback.
Losing a fight isn't equivalent to retirement is it? Or is that the end result of fans supposed fascination with the unbeaten record?
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 06:54
by Glyn Leach
On the former, no I don't. Were Haye a guaranteed seller you'd have a point, but he isn't, trust me. Don't buy into his and Sky's hype, the likes of Pacman and Mayweather outsell any Brit when I put them on the cover. Sad but true.
On the latter, no idea Dave.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 06:57
by DavidPayne
Interesting Glyn. The cover thing, I don't buy ALL of they Sky/Haye hype. Smoke and mirrors got him this far and I thought Valuev won (unfashionable to say it but I did).
However, suprised Pacman is a bigger-pick up than him.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:00
by orbtastic
Broader appeal, surely.
Haye may be a British world champion but plenty of people here still have no idea who he is.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:04
by Lenny
I still got messages from people when Sky Sports and the BBC said the fight was made. For the passing fan, the fight is still one of only two out there that can get them interested
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:05
by DavidPayne
orbtastic wrote:Broader appeal, surely.
Haye may be a British world champion but plenty of people here still have no idea who he is.
And plenty of people wouldn't be able to pick Pacman from Frank Sidebottom, Rowan Atkinson and John Prescott.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:06
by Counter-puncher
Lenny wrote:I still got messages from people when Sky Sports and the BBC said the fight was made. For the passing fan, the fight is still one of only two out there that can get them interested
x2, true dat.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:07
by Glyn Leach
It does seem strange — and it's definitely disappointing. Really, it should be a no-brainer that a big British name would sell best. The choice should be automatic, taken out of my hands. Just not like that though. If two fights were to be made for the same month — Haye-Klitschko and Mayweather-Pacquiao — and I had to choose between them as a cover story, I'd go Mayweather-Pacquiao in a heartbeat. All the evidence of sales over the past three years suggests people would be more interested in that one.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:12
by orbtastic
DavidPayne wrote:orbtastic wrote:Broader appeal, surely.
Haye may be a British world champion but plenty of people here still have no idea who he is.
And plenty of people wouldn't be able to pick Pacman from Frank Sidebottom, Rowan Atkinson and John Prescott.
Correct, but it's a somewhat moot analogy.
I was talking about meeting famous people etc with some workmates last Friday. 3 of them had never heard of David Haye yet knew who Goldie was and knew every other sportman everyone else listed. I'm absolutely certain they all know who the other 3 are but that's probably because they've been on UK free TV for decades.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:16
by DavidPayne
I don't want boxing to be as popular as football.
Having a niche interest is the only think that distinguishes me from the checked shirt, strict parting, jeans in their unlaced boots, I-Phone checking, Vodka-redbull, beckham tatooed fuckwits down the pub. Well apart from all of those other things I just listed, and a Yorkshire accent.
Imagine if everyone expressed an interest in boxing.....how tiresome would it be to correct all their stupid thinking. At least on here much of that is already said-unsaid.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:16
by DavidPayne
Yes I'm a right wanker me.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:18
by Glyn Leach
You left out the runny nose, profuse sweating and wild gesticulating Dave. All de rigeur.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:20
by DavidPayne
Glyn Leach wrote:You left out the runny nose, profuse sweating and wild gesticulating Dave. All de rigeur.
Yep....missed those.
And the December tan.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:21
by orbtastic
There's your answer then Glyn - Put non boxing people on the cover to increase sales.
Frank Sidebottom - "How to slip and evade punches"
Rowan Atkinson - "There are advantages to being rubber faced"
John Prescott - "Tips on doubling up the jab"
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:23
by Glyn Leach
Eric Cartman — no explanation required, just stick him on there
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:24
by Lenny
First things that come to mind when I think of Yorkshire?
Heaven 17, Yorkshire pud, superfast broadband and David Payne
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:26
by DavidPayne
Lenny wrote:First things that come to mind when I think of Yorkshire?
Heaven 17, Yorkshire pud, superfast broadband and David Payne
I'll take that Lenny.
In fact, I 'm welling up.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:27
by Lenny
No you're not, Yorkshire men don't cry
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:28
by orbtastic
haha
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:29
by DavidPayne
Lenny wrote:No you're not, Yorkshire men don't cry
Of course I'm not - I was just trying to fit in with the modern image of iconic sportsman....its all about the tears.
John Terry - now there is a cnt.
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:34
by Glyn Leach
John Terry gapes
Re: Boente says: It might be Vitali instead.
Posted: 09 Mar 2011, 07:36
by DavidPayne
Funny.
I have two young kids, earn £10,000,000 a year to play football and my missus is fit as fkk.
What I need is to be shagging the left-backs' wife, I deserve it.
What a prize rooster.