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Cheech: Ahhh, now I know where we are.

Chong: Really, where are we??

Cheech: WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF F***ING NOWHERE!! THAT'S WHERE WE ARE!!!


Tex Cobb type in prison shower talking to Fletch: Bend over!

Fletch, shaking hands: Ben! Nice to meet ya!

"I've been watching you, especially you......prancing like a tit! You want working on boy...."
Withnail and I

"First you getta the money, then you getta the power.....then you getta the pussy."
scarface

"Spider...you mumbling stuttering fornicate you." Dance you prick!"

Goodfellas.

Roger knows how to throw dem tings. AIGHT!

Warriors is a class film! "Oh Warrrrriors.... come out to plaaaayee!" How cool was that.

Might sound a bit poncey but I always liked Ben Aflek's line in Good Will Hunting - "Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50, but that's okay".

Kilburn wrote:Warriors is a class film! "Oh Warrrrriors.... come out to plaaaayee!" How cool was that.

Kilburn, you're all right by me.

Another funny one I like is in Return Of The Living Dead - "I think things have got a little out of hand.."

It's just the way he says it.

i didnt say pricks with ears i said ears with pricks
the wanderers
which shits all over warriors

i might not win but i'll be the best second youve ever had
mcvicar
again much better than warriors

"Girls back in 45 minutes.... Or else Milt cuts your balls off.... This being Milt...... Pretty heavy, hey dude!?"


Indian pimp in Bachelor Party

Nice one southpaw. Mcvicar No 1

you know my name and you gave me the fuckin number
mcvicar

I don't normally like these types of films but the line "Go Trig boy, its your birthday" from American Pie 1 cracks me up every time.

Kilburn wrote:Warriors is a class film! "Oh Warrrrriors.... come out to plaaaayee!" How cool was that.

Might sound a bit poncey but I always liked Ben Aflek's line in Good Will Hunting - "Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50, but that's okay".

I loved watching the Warriors it ruled.

A good quote I like is: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lementation of the women.

will everyone stop getting shot.
dog in lock stock & 2 smoking barrels,when wimpish hash dealers shooting them with air rifle

"I don't care if he's Muhaamad I'm fornicating hard Bruce Lee".

Snatch.

Taken straight from my favourite film, and delivered by possibly the greatest actor that's ever lived.

"Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand"

And a Jack Nicholson classic for your enjoyment.

"People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch"

"This one goes up to 11"

"we'd love to talk, but we have to go and wait in the lobby for the limo"

"he choked on vomit, someone elses"

And so many more

Slapsie

"You jew mother fornicator you!!" - Joe Pesci

"Sorry was I being rude?" - Chopper

Max Molyneux wrote:

Kilburn wrote:Warriors is a class film! "Oh Warrrrriors.... come out to plaaaayee!" How cool was that.

Might sound a bit poncey but I always liked Ben Aflek's line in Good Will Hunting - "Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50, but that's okay".

I loved watching the Warriors it ruled.

A good quote I like is: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lementation of the women.

That's from Conan the Barbarian isn't it?

"Buckle up bone-head, you're going for a ride.." - Evil Dead III

"I'm here to chew gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of gum."

They Live.

"Ride me like a pony!!"

Deep Throat.

"We're gonna have so much f*ckin fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our god damn smiles!"

- National Lampoons Vacation

Kilburn wrote:"Sorry was I being rude?" - Chopper

Shit, I forgot about Chopper. Great film

"It's a bit early for kung-fu mate."

Chopper is absolute quality.

"I'm sorry Neville I don't know what came over me just then, I feel totally embarrassed. So anyway seriously Neville what about this fackin money you're gonna pay me?"