off topic: best film quotes ever

Wales · Post by **Wales** » 11 Feb 2005, 16:17

"say hello to my little friend" - pacino scarface

"we're going to need a bigger boat" - JAWS

My T Sharp · Post by **My T Sharp** » 11 Feb 2005, 16:29

- Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.

- He beat Joe Louis' ass!

- That's right he did whoop his ass!

- Joe Louis was 75 years old when he came out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano.

- I don't know how old he was but he got his ass whooped!

- Frank Sinatra came down and sat in this chair and I asked him “Frank, just between you and me, you good friends with Joe, how old Joe Louis is? Frank Sinatra said just between you and me Joe Louis 137 years old”.

- Man you lyin, you ain't never met no Frank Sinatra!

Coming to America

states · Post by **states** » 11 Feb 2005, 16:42

'Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son' - National Lampoon's Animal House

johnty1888 · Post by **johnty1888** » 11 Feb 2005, 17:45

"Dying aint much of a livin"

Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood) to a bounty hunter who had come to kill him after the bounty hunter had told Wales "he has to make a livin"

The Outlaw Josey Wales

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 12 Feb 2005, 06:46

Ray Stantz: "Because dickless here shut down the containment unit!"
Mayor: "Is this true?"
Peter Venkman: "Yes it's true. This man has no dick."

ghostbusters

no1southpaw · Post by **no1southpaw** » 12 Feb 2005, 08:43

now get some coal dust rubbed into those wounds you black brixton slag.
carling(ray winstone) after beating a fellow inmate in borstal to decide who is the daddy in scum

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 12 Feb 2005, 08:43

Anything from Pulp Fiction.

no1southpaw · Post by **no1southpaw** » 12 Feb 2005, 08:59

that madam is torquay,what do expect to see from a torquay hotel window herds of wilderbeast roaming the plain.
basils reply to a elderly lady who is complaining about her room size and view.FAWLTEY TOWERS
im sorry we are right out of waldorfs.
the same classic comedy basils reply to a yank who asks for a waldorf salad in the restaurant,basil thinks waldorf is a type of food.

ILikeBeer · Post by **ILikeBeer** » 12 Feb 2005, 10:44

What do you expect to see out of a Torquay hotel window madam? The Sydney Opera House perhaps? The hanging Gardens of Babylons? Herds of rampant wilder beasts scouring the land.

no1southpaw · Post by **no1southpaw** » 12 Feb 2005, 12:26

jimmy-" there you are its dead you happy now youve killed me scooter you pudendum"
royal mail driver - "ive been driving 25 years never had an accident!"
jimmy - " never had an accident well youve had one now go on mr postman just fornicate off fornicate off leave me alone"
QUADRAPHENIA- JIMMY DRIVES HIS SCOOTER HEAD ON INTO A ROYAL MAIL VAN

no1southpaw · Post by **no1southpaw** » 12 Feb 2005, 12:27

jimmy-" there you are its dead you happy now youve killed me scooter you pudendum"
royal mail driver - "ive been driving 25 years never had an accident!"
jimmy - " never had an accident well youve had one now go on mr postman just fornicate off fornicate off leave me alone"
QUADRAPHENIA- JIMMY DRIVES HIS SCOOTER HEAD ON INTO A ROYAL MAIL VAN

Jedi Knight · Post by **Jedi Knight** » 12 Feb 2005, 15:08

Adrien - "there's one thing I want you to do for me"

Adrien - "come here"

Adrien - "Win...........win!"

Micky - "What are we waiting fer"

Rocky II - In the hospital with Adrien, Rocky, Paulie and Micky

bollox · Post by **bollox** » 12 Feb 2005, 16:45

"Ah got shot in the butt-tocks"

Slapsie Maxie · Post by **Slapsie Maxie** » 12 Feb 2005, 16:50

Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.

Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fornicating Merlot!

Quite fornicating right too.

Slapsie

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 13 Feb 2005, 07:38

' Shit man, the chicks are packed, THE CHICKS ARE PACKED!'

The Warriors

ABA Boxing · Post by **ABA Boxing** » 13 Feb 2005, 07:42

I'll Be Back!

Bond James Bond

mrbassie · Post by **mrbassie** » 13 Feb 2005, 09:02

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http://www.tigersweat.com/movies/strange/slove11.wav

Dr. Stranglove
(best film ever)

Bard of Boxrec · Post by **Bard of Boxrec** » 13 Feb 2005, 09:12

-Why are you dressed like a priest?

-you're an idiot

Welcome to Collinwood

Neri · Post by **Neri** » 13 Feb 2005, 09:32

'You SLAAAAAAG Ravis'

McVicar

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 13 Feb 2005, 12:20

Neri1983 wrote:'You SLAAAAAAG Ravis'

McVicar

Mcvicar is the worst film in the history of the world. Even worsr than the Krays.

Neri · Post by **Neri** » 13 Feb 2005, 12:25

The Warriors is even worse. what a load of bollocks. i would rather watch bad taste than that poor excuse of a film

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 13 Feb 2005, 12:28

Well you can fornicate right of matey. The Warriors is the best film ever. Plus, you only like Mcvicar cos you fancy Roger Daltrey.

Neri · Post by **Neri** » 13 Feb 2005, 12:31

well he is quite a handsome toned man

Roger Daltrey would fornicate up Swan and Ajax up anyway

Manos de Oro · Post by **Manos de Oro** » 13 Feb 2005, 12:32

That bloke that taps the milk bottles at the end of The Warriors looks a bit like Roger Daltrey.

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 13 Feb 2005, 12:35

Neri1983 wrote: Roger Daltrey would fornicate up Swan and Ajax up anyway

Swan maybe, but Ajax would kick the living shit out of Roger!!