OT - Keegan Quits. Again.

[Old bones Ian]

Not that boxrec forum members are shy of Nana Plaza, i must add

Gary, i thought you weren't allowed back into Thailand?

[Khaosai-Galaxy]

Wasn't he having afternoon tea and looking at curtain swatches with Will Young?

Winner!

Place your bets on how quickly this thread gets deleted.

The John O Shea rumour was pretty strong aswell.

McFadden spent way to much time in "Garlands" in Liverpool too



tut tut tut

[DavidPayne]

Kerry or James?

[deadpan]

I'm out of my depth here.

And likin' it.

[SticknMove]

Keegan's ability to cock up a metaphor or phrase is second to none. Here's a handful of quotes from the man himself - pure quality:

(1) “England have the best fans in the world and Scotland’s are second to none.”

(2) “I don’t think there is anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona.”

(3) “England can start the millenium as it started – as the greatest football nation in the world.”

(4) “You can’t do better than go away from home and get a draw.”

(5) “He’s using his strength and that is his strength, his strength.”

(6) “Gary always weighed up his options especially when he had no choice.”

(7) “The tide is very much in our court now.”

(8) “Chile have 3 options – they could win or they could lose.”

(9) “I came to Nantes 2 years ago and it’s much the same today, except that it’s totally different.”

(10) “In some ways cramp is worse than having a broken leg.”

(11) “The 33 or 34 year olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the World Cup comes around, if they’re not careful.

(12) “I’d love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half time.”

[Khaosai-Galaxy]

Kerry or James?

James


Watch out for Diego Forlan if you've had one too many


He's as bent as a 4 bob note, and looks just like a bird when you've had 14 pints



"never again"

[deadpan]

I prefer Robbie Savage. The Primark Forlan.

[Poncey]

I prefer Robbie Savage. The Primark Forlan.

Too ratty for my liking. I like my men shaven.

[deadpan]

He is.

[Poncey]

...hair, not nether regions.

[hitman_hatton1]

i see he's been sacked according to SSN.

don't blame keegan if he did walk.

they've hardly been ambitious this summer in the spending stakes have they.

[Poncey]

Another good one, but alas no gay connotations, is Chris Marsden going off to Hong Kong with Kevin Phillips's wife.

Thankfully we lost Marsden, but also lost Phillips as he couldn't stay anymore.

[Old bones Ian]

Saints have always had a few good rumours going around.

[Phenomenal-Nutrition]

Chaps, you're teasing the monkey in the gorilla house. Who is this alleged 'someone'???

whats the opposite of a legal-aged woman not sitting on your lap?

Pedo rumours? Seriously? Shocking stuff, King Kev was a bit of heart hero too with his 'I'd absolutely love it' speech

I've actually got no idea of the gay references on this thread, I dont read the tabloids, so Cashley and Sol are part of the rainbow massive?

[DavidPayne]

Wasn't it Ashley Cole and Jermaine Anus who fought over the #69 shirt?

[Chambers2]

Chaps, you're teasing the monkey in the gorilla house. Who is this alleged 'someone'???

whats the opposite of a legal-aged woman not sitting on your lap?

Pedo rumours? Seriously? Shocking stuff, King Kev was a bit of heart hero too with his 'I'd absolutely love it' speech

I've actually got no idea of the gay references on this thread, I dont read the tabloids, so Cashley and Sol are part of the rainbow massive?

I read on a forum somewhere (so make of it what you will) that Keegan was allegedly caught in a layby being relieved by a young man

[DavidPayne]

James Milner?

[Khaosai-Galaxy]

whats the opposite of a legal-aged woman not sitting on your lap?

Pedo rumours? Seriously? Shocking stuff, King Kev was a bit of heart hero too with his 'I'd absolutely love it' speech

I've actually got no idea of the gay references on this thread, I dont read the tabloids, so Cashley and Sol are part of the rainbow massive?

I read on a forum somewhere (so make of it what you will) that Keegan was allegedly caught in a layby being relieved by a young man

This was what i was told by a Journo in the north east, as i said before, the police in Newcastle keep tabs on him now

allegedly

[Phenomenal-Nutrition]

Why keep tabs on 2 mutually consenting adults though, they should be catching criminals

[Chambers2]

From Sky Sports "Newcastle statement:Keegan was not sacked"

[hitman_hatton1]

From Sky Sports "Newcastle statement:Keegan was not sacked"

all a big fuss over nothing then.

kinda like audley's career right stu.

[DG.]

He's worse than Acelino Freitas.

Even Acelino said that and he would know!


Fiddly Diddly Diddly Diddly Deeeeee!

[Khaosai-Galaxy]

Why keep tabs on 2 mutually consenting adults though, they should be catching criminals

adults?


ummmmm no


guess again...

[Wales]

Always thought the rumours were a 15yr old girl

[Chambers2]

From Sky Sports "Newcastle statement:Keegan was not sacked"

all a big fuss over nothing then.

kinda like audley's career right stu.

I'm not going to lower myself