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Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 09:42
by Old bones Ian
Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:Not that boxrec forum members are shy of Nana Plaza, i must add
Gary, i thought you weren't allowed back into Thailand?
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 09:43
by Khaosai-Galaxy
stujones wrote:Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote:DavidPayne wrote:Wasn't he having afternoon tea and looking at curtain swatches with Will Young?
Winner!
Place your bets on how quickly this thread gets deleted.
The John O Shea rumour was pretty strong aswell.
McFadden spent way to much time in "Garlands" in Liverpool too
tut tut tut
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 09:43
by DavidPayne
Kerry or James?
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 09:43
by deadpan
I'm out of my depth here.
And likin' it.
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 09:44
by SticknMove
Keegan's ability to cock up a metaphor or phrase is second to none. Here's a handful of quotes from the man himself - pure quality:
(1) “England have the best fans in the world and Scotland’s are second to none.”
(2) “I don’t think there is anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona.”
(3) “England can start the millenium as it started – as the greatest football nation in the world.”
(4) “You can’t do better than go away from home and get a draw.”
(5) “He’s using his strength and that is his strength, his strength.”
(6) “Gary always weighed up his options especially when he had no choice.”
(7) “The tide is very much in our court now.”
(8) “Chile have 3 options – they could win or they could lose.”
(9) “I came to Nantes 2 years ago and it’s much the same today, except that it’s totally different.”
(10) “In some ways cramp is worse than having a broken leg.”
(11) “The 33 or 34 year olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the World Cup comes around, if they’re not careful.
(12) “I’d love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half time.”
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 09:45
by Khaosai-Galaxy
DavidPayne wrote:Kerry or James?
James
Watch out for Diego Forlan if you've had one too many
He's as bent as a 4 bob note, and looks just like a bird when you've had 14 pints
"never again"
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 09:47
by deadpan
I prefer Robbie Savage. The Primark Forlan.
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 09:50
by Poncey
deadpan wrote:I prefer Robbie Savage. The Primark Forlan.
Too ratty for my liking. I like my men shaven.
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 09:51
by deadpan
He is.
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 09:52
by Poncey
...hair, not nether regions.
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 09:53
by hitman_hatton1
i see he's been sacked according to SSN.
don't blame keegan if he did walk.
they've hardly been ambitious this summer in the spending stakes have they.
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 09:55
by Poncey
Another good one, but alas no gay connotations, is Chris Marsden going off to Hong Kong with Kevin Phillips's wife.
Thankfully we lost Marsden, but also lost Phillips as he couldn't stay anymore.
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 10:11
by Old bones Ian
Saints have always had a few good rumours going around.
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 11:48
by Phenomenal-Nutrition
Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:deadpan wrote:Chaps, you're teasing the monkey in the gorilla house. Who is this alleged 'someone'???
whats the opposite of a legal-aged woman
not sitting on your lap?
Pedo rumours? Seriously? Shocking stuff, King Kev was a bit of heart hero too with his 'I'd absolutely love it' speech
I've actually got no idea of the gay references on this thread, I dont read the tabloids, so Cashley and Sol are part of the rainbow massive?
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 12:02
by DavidPayne
Wasn't it Ashley Cole and Jermaine Anus who fought over the #69 shirt?
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 12:05
by Chambers2
Phenomenal-Nutrition wrote:Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:deadpan wrote:Chaps, you're teasing the monkey in the gorilla house. Who is this alleged 'someone'???
whats the opposite of a legal-aged woman
not sitting on your lap?
Pedo rumours? Seriously? Shocking stuff, King Kev was a bit of heart hero too with his 'I'd absolutely love it' speech
I've actually got no idea of the gay references on this thread, I dont read the tabloids, so Cashley and Sol are part of the rainbow massive?
I read on a forum somewhere (so make of it what you will) that Keegan was allegedly caught in a layby being relieved by a young man
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 12:18
by DavidPayne
James Milner?
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 12:35
by Khaosai-Galaxy
Chambers2 wrote:
whats the opposite of a legal-aged woman not sitting on your lap?
Pedo rumours? Seriously? Shocking stuff, King Kev was a bit of heart hero too with his 'I'd absolutely love it' speech
I've actually got no idea of the gay references on this thread, I dont read the tabloids, so Cashley and Sol are part of the rainbow massive?
I read on a forum somewhere (so make of it what you will) that Keegan was allegedly caught in a layby being relieved by a young man
This was what i was told by a Journo in the north east, as i said before, the police in Newcastle keep tabs on him now
allegedly
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 13:51
by Phenomenal-Nutrition
Why keep tabs on 2 mutually consenting adults though, they should be catching criminals
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 14:09
by Chambers2
From Sky Sports "Newcastle statement:Keegan was not sacked"
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 15:00
by hitman_hatton1
Chambers2 wrote:From Sky Sports "Newcastle statement:Keegan was not sacked"
all a big fuss over nothing then.
kinda like audley's career right stu.
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Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 15:13
by DG.
deadpan wrote:He's worse than Acelino Freitas.
Even Acelino said that and he would know!
Fiddly Diddly Diddly Diddly Deeeeee!
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Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 15:36
by Khaosai-Galaxy
Phenomenal-Nutrition wrote:Why keep tabs on 2 mutually consenting adults though, they should be catching criminals
adults?
ummmmm no
guess again...
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 16:15
by Wales
Always thought the rumours were a 15yr old girl
Re: OT - Keegan Quits. Again.
Posted: 02 Sep 2008, 18:17
by Chambers2
hitman_hatton1 wrote:Chambers2 wrote:From Sky Sports "Newcastle statement:Keegan was not sacked"
all a big fuss over nothing then.
kinda like audley's career right stu.
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I'm not going to lower myself