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he is only 9 mate....but if he starts to like boxing the way he loves cricket already then for sure in years to come...plus keeping him away from the net til he is at least 13 -14...then i will have no hope...must teach him to clear history then though..his mum will have a pink fit otherwise

Its far from ideal for me. Its my girlfriends birthday and she's invited all her mates to our house for a bbq which I will have to tend to, and be polite and attentive and all that. You know how much sh*t pissed birds talk, so to make the best of a bad situation I've invited my mates too.

I just know that come the evening the birds will want to play karaoke or something, so basically I'm going to be stressing all day about how rude to them I will have to be to get the fight on the telly (a modest 40" Samsung 1080P HD in the spirit of this thread).

In an ideal world, I'm either at the fight, watching on TV with the two knowledgeable boxing fans I do know or watching alone.

I sound like a moaning git, but this is important!

johnswan1 wrote:Poker and fight night at a friends place with drinks and nosebag before heading out chasing tail afterwards.

fvckin hell .... you comin round mine too????

freddydoesdallas wrote:

CB wrote:There's a free festival in Cov in the day with Lethal Bizzle and Athlete playing (not together although that would probably be better) so being dragged along to that with my missus, her mate and her fella so will have a few there.

Then house and dog sitting that night and the lad who i'm house sitting for has kindly paid for the boxing and bought me a few beers. Which is nice.

Missus is out at night and is staying back at her house with her mate so i'm gonna invite a couple of mates round to watch the boxing and get messy.

Don't suppose you're near the Walsgrave triangle that night by any chance??

I'm at a wedding up there and from what i'm hearing the boxing will not be available which means i'm going to have to stay dry, leave the car outside and disappear for 30 mins to find somewhere local with it on

I'm only down the road in Wyken. If you're really struggling.......

I'm having friends and family around for a fancy dress German themed party, where I the host will be dressed as Hitler and in charge of the proceedings.

The Lone Wolf wrote:I'm having friends and family around for a fancy dress German themed party, where I the host will be dressed as Hitler and in charge of the proceedings.

The Lone Wolf wrote:I'm having friends and family around for a fancy dress German themed party, where I the host will be dressed as Hitler and in charge of the proceedings.

Any girls coming, dressed as the Gestapo?

I'm watching it at a mates house in...... wait for it...... drum roll please....... 3D.

I'll be wearing the specs like this fella. 8)

fancy eh! 3d and all.
il probs just go to the pub...but im think of just saying in and watching it,depends whos out.

DOH!!!

BIGMARK wrote:

Livingstone Cole wrote:Order the fight, send the wife to bed, open beer, watch fight.
Simple plans are always the best ones.

The simple plans are the best ones:
1.order fight
2. get kids to bed
3. sit down with wife to watch fight

Make sure to order in advance of saturday as the price hikes from £14.95 in advance to £19.95 on the night.

earsjohn wrote:

BIGMARK wrote:

Livingstone Cole wrote:Order the fight, send the wife to bed, open beer, watch fight.
Simple plans are always the best ones.

The simple plans are the best ones:
1.order fight
2. get kids to bed
3. sit down with wife to watch fight

Make sure to order in advance of saturday as the price hikes from £14.95 in advance to £19.95 on the night.

I think thats only for telephone orders.

kingfinn wrote:

earsjohn wrote:

BIGMARK wrote: The simple plans are the best ones:
1.order fight
2. get kids to bed
3. sit down with wife to watch fight

Make sure to order in advance of saturday as the price hikes from £14.95 in advance to £19.95 on the night.

I think thats only for telephone orders.

Aah. I see. you're probably right, it's just that the Sky Sports website suggests that you "Book now at the lower price" indicating that a price hike may be in the offing.

Doesn't matter to me as I Red-Buttoned it at the weekend. Mrs Ears has confirmed she'll be taking Ears Jnr and Ears III to her mums, so I have the TV and the house to myself for a night I'm far too excited about!

I ain't ordering it until Thursday. If they wanna hike the price before then, then I'll fornicate off to the local sports bar.

I am always telling my friends to come watch the boxing with me and it's too much work getting them to come,different story this time,my house will be rammed,i just hope eberyone shuts up come the bell, 42 inch hd LG with 1000 watt surround sound to hear those punches land.

Drinking game ideas for everyone's Haye-Klit party:

The last person to catche a glimpse of Johnny Nelson's pet snake that lives in his trousers has to have a shot

Anytime Jim Watt speaks over an entrance, you have to quickly down the bottle you are drinking before you throw it at the TV

If Haye's team wear blue t-shirts, you are allowed to drink beer. If they wear red t-shirts, then you have to get into the spirt of things and drink vodka through your eye ala eyeball pete from the Kevin and Perry film

You have to finish the drink of the person on your left every time the party host utters "Why the f*ck are their f*ckng adverts in between f*cking rounds, when I have paid 15 f*cking pounds for this?"

Any more?

doctorboxing wrote:Drinking game ideas for everyone's Haye-Klit party:

The last person to catche a glimpse of Johnny Nelson's pet snake that lives in his trousers has to have a shot

Anytime Jim Watt speaks over an entrance, you have to quickly down the bottle you are drinking before you throw it at the TV

If Haye's team wear blue t-shirts, you are allowed to drink beer. If they wear red t-shirts, then you have to get into the spirt of things and drink vodka through your eye ala eyeball pete from the Kevin and Perry film

You have to finish the drink of the person on your left every time the party host utters "Why the f*ck are their f*ckng adverts in between f*cking rounds, when I have paid 15 f*cking pounds for this?"

Any more?

Drink a shot for each of the following.

"Haye needs to stay away from that jab."

"He's just not throwing enough punches."

and

"That punch really hurt him."

And down them all if.....

"Klitschko's down and ...... he's not getting up."

Livingstone Cole wrote:

keithmoonhangover wrote:

doctorboxing wrote:Drinking game ideas for everyone's Haye-Klit party:

The last person to catche a glimpse of Johnny Nelson's pet snake that lives in his trousers has to have a shot

Anytime Jim Watt speaks over an entrance, you have to quickly down the bottle you are drinking before you throw it at the TV

If Haye's team wear blue t-shirts, you are allowed to drink beer. If they wear red t-shirts, then you have to get into the spirt of things and drink vodka through your eye ala eyeball pete from the Kevin and Perry film

You have to finish the drink of the person on your left every time the party host utters "Why the f*ck are their f*ckng adverts in between f*cking rounds, when I have paid 15 f*cking pounds for this?"

Any more?

Drink a shot for each of the following.

"Haye needs to stay away from that jab."

"He's just not throwing enough punches."

and

"That punch really hurt him."

And down them all if.....

"Klitschko's down and ...... he's not getting up."

Who'd you think I am? Oliver flippin' Reed?

I'm back on the wagon, so it'll be tommy juice.

Landing in Hamburg at 6pm on Saturday, so no big "warm-up". After the fight it will be Reeperbahn, or if its an early Haye KO it will be off to the Atmos Sauna FKK club 8)

Abbo wrote:Landing in Hamburg at 6pm on Saturday, so no big "warm-up". After the fight it will be Reeperbahn, or if its an early Haye KO it will be off to the Atmos Sauna FKK club 8)

Dirty git! Try paradise club in hamburg reeperbahn

leforge wrote:

Abbo wrote:Landing in Hamburg at 6pm on Saturday, so no big "warm-up". After the fight it will be Reeperbahn, or if its an early Haye KO it will be off to the Atmos Sauna FKK club 8)

Dirty git! Try paradise club in hamburg reeperbahn

Not my cup of tea that leforge

me and a few mates going to a bar and watching it

keithmoonhangover wrote:

leforge wrote:

Abbo wrote:Landing in Hamburg at 6pm on Saturday, so no big "warm-up". After the fight it will be Reeperbahn, or if its an early Haye KO it will be off to the Atmos Sauna FKK club 8)

Dirty git! Try paradise club in hamburg reeperbahn

Not my cup of tea that leforge

Nor mine just heard its ok!

This might seem sad, but I am locking myself in my gaff, no mates, no family, except the wife, who I tried to shake but couldnt, so she has agreed to sit and watch it quietly. I have waited for this bad boy for literally years.

Beer, bad food and a nasty Haye KO.

Just perfect.