THe Tyson Fury secret

funso banjo baby · Post by **funso banjo baby** » 26 Apr 2009, 06:17

this is a marketing lesson to all new fighters at hw

poss names to insure maximum publicity (for the likes of belshaw , howe etc)

Marciano Mental

Duran Dangerous

Dempsey Livid

La Motta Avenger

slugger o'toole (it'll never work

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oliverfennell · Post by **oliverfennell** » 27 Apr 2009, 05:33

Bruno Wrath

Big George Chagrin

superpunchout · Post by **superpunchout** » 27 Apr 2009, 05:56

Braddock Beligerant.

Liston Incandescent.

Baer Rage. (I like that one)

Holmes Cross.

Norton Fitful.

Patterson Tantrum.

Punchy Joe · Post by **Punchy Joe** » 27 Apr 2009, 06:08

Larry Lamb ;)

Carbo · Post by **Carbo** » 27 Apr 2009, 06:12

Tiger Woods?

There was a great quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals called Boomer Esiason, which is a cool name.

Besides, no boxing name gets any better than Rocky Marciano or Israel Vasquez.

End of story.

deadpan · Post by **deadpan** » 27 Apr 2009, 07:20

Lennox Invidious.

Too gladiatorial?

Phenomenal-Nutrition · Post by **Phenomenal-Nutrition** » 27 Apr 2009, 07:32

What about Tyson Gay?

D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujEjRy-u0Yw&feature=fvst

deadpan · Post by **deadpan** » 27 Apr 2009, 07:45

Audley Passive?

Asterix · Post by **Asterix** » 27 Apr 2009, 08:50

Rocky Thunder

or

Rocky Bomb

DavidPayne · Post by **DavidPayne** » 27 Apr 2009, 08:52

Frazier Miffed?

earsjohn · Post by **earsjohn** » 27 Apr 2009, 09:54

Gatti Gutted

Eubank Unhappy

jeej · Post by **jeej** » 27 Apr 2009, 20:07

Prince Naseem Hasbeen.

oliverfennell · Post by **oliverfennell** » 28 Apr 2009, 00:52

Some cracking names on this list. Maybe Tyson Fury can be added to round it off to a top 10.

http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9- ... world.html

nobby_nobbins · Post by **nobby_nobbins** » 28 Apr 2009, 01:06

Good game :) Maybe it works for the lower weights too?

Eubank Cryptic
Benn Hook
Froch Languid
Hatton Surge

nobby_nobbins · Post by **nobby_nobbins** » 28 Apr 2009, 01:09

Some of the most ridiculous real boxers' names I can think of are:

Eugene Speed
Jesus Salad
Steve Spartacus

oliverfennell · Post by **oliverfennell** » 28 Apr 2009, 01:31

Eric Crumble deserves a mention as the anti-Tyson Fury.

terrez · Post by **terrez** » 28 Apr 2009, 10:03

Casius "La Sugar" Motta?

martinmrts · Post by **martinmrts** » 28 Apr 2009, 15:58

I seem to remember a german footballer called Ralph Minge, but that's another story......

Pavlik Pissedoff
Bruno Bonkers

oliverfennell · Post by **oliverfennell** » 29 Apr 2009, 02:08

Anthony "Sugar Ray Clay Jones Junior" Small

Carbo · Post by **Carbo** » 29 Apr 2009, 05:48

For a female boxer: Lily Savage?

Eraserhead · Post by **Eraserhead** » 29 Apr 2009, 06:04

Shavers Angry

(sounds like the headline to a Daily Mail story on the collapse of Gillette)

superpunchout · Post by **superpunchout** » 29 Apr 2009, 06:38

martinmrts wrote:I seem to remember a german footballer called Ralph Minge, but that's another story......

Pavlik Pissedoff
Bruno Bonkers

The Bruno one is a bit harsh.

Flav1 · Post by **Flav1** » 29 Apr 2009, 13:29

Does anyone rate this kid? I've seen a couple of his fights, seems alright. Reminds me of Valuev due to his size, although Valuev makes me want to puke.

martinmrts · Post by **martinmrts** » 29 Apr 2009, 13:39

Bruno Bonkers[/quote]

The Bruno one is a bit harsh.[/quote]

Accidental, sorry.

Hagler Hissyfit
Abraham Arseache

MRPLOW182 · Post by **MRPLOW182** » 30 Apr 2009, 05:08

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