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Why the Hitman and hurt is not for me

I don't think many will be surprised by his opinions.

I quite enjoyed that to be honest, he actually managed to encompass the emotions of a fight, for boxer and fan pretty well. This sport is not for the faint hearted and it is brutal.
The dread he mentioned is a fact in the sport, some hide it better than others, I have even seen Pete Buckley been actually sick with nerves before a bout, any fighter to claims not to feel like that is a liar.

punchers chance wrote:Why the Hitman and hurt is not for me

I don't think many will be surprised by his opinions.

I read this - and although I respect him for the amount of fanny he gets, he is a world class plum. Really not that funny, and his writing is terrible. Whenever I read his column in the Observer I'm so struck by what a load of shit he writes.......

he is a cock..and he probably gets arse as well as fanny.

one of the comments on the guardian page summed up what i thought of this article so rather comment myself i'll just paste his comment here instead

I never criticise the author on here, but what a pointless, clueless article. All the florid prose in the world couldn't rescue this banal pile of shite. An outsiders perspective is fine, but boxers and boxing deserve better from a broadsheet. What are we going to get tomorrow? Alan Carr drawing conclusions on rugby's historical class-based paradoxes after stummbling across a game at Welford Road? That old literary edict which says you should 'write about what you know' has a lot going for it. Unfortunately for Guardian readers, however, Brand's ego (not to mention his commissioners) seem to hold no such considerations.

Also what he failed to understand is that Football and Boxing have always gone together hand in hand in terms of their working Class origins but he wouldnt know that would he!

I think he doesn't understand exactly why people watch boxing. He tries to paint the fans as the same as those in the old Roman days, calling for blood.

I don't watch boxing to see a man get hit in the face really hard and hurt. I watch it because I find it to be the purest form of competition. It is two men, out there alone with nothing but what God and years of training gave them. There is no team to fall back on, it is just you and your pride against another man and his. Great boxing is an art.

Funny guy, Russell Brand. Saw him live, and he was hilarious, and just as happy to rip the piss out of himself as others. He's fornicating irritating in prose though, where he seems to just try and shoehorn in as many big words as possible. While I couldn't really give a monkeys if he likes boxing or not, he's paid to be an opinionated c*nt by a lot of different employers, so he's just earning his daily bread I suppose.

Also, he was bought up by a single mother in Grays, so while he was always a Theatre Poof, he's hardly a posh lad, and all his education came free. I've got two mates that are Theatre Poofs, that grew up in the same grey, miserable bits of Plymouth as me, and that still love the Argyle and boxing, so use of big words and a worrying fondness for tight legwear don't necessarily mean you're not working class.

exittored wrote:one of the comments on the guardian page summed up what i thought of this article so rather comment myself i'll just paste his comment here instead

I never criticise the author on here, but what a pointless, clueless article. All the florid prose in the world couldn't rescue this banal pile of shite. An outsiders perspective is fine, but boxers and boxing deserve better from a broadsheet. What are we going to get tomorrow? Alan Carr drawing conclusions on rugby's historical class-based paradoxes after stummbling across a game at Welford Road? That old literary edict which says you should 'write about what you know' has a lot going for it. Unfortunately for Guardian readers, however, Brand's ego (not to mention his commissioners) seem to hold no such considerations.

Also what he failed to understand is that Football and Boxing have always gone together hand in hand in terms of their working Class origins but he wouldnt know that would he!

Im sure he would know that both are working class sports. I dont have too much of a problem with this article. Its a good thing to get an outsiders view

having been to vegas and sang along to god save the queen (why?????) I too can understand.

Only thing I will say is its a shame the amount of tickets that go to people who aint interested in sport but are just there to be seen... damn you corporate hangers oners

I think he is mates with ricky hatton and obviously found it upsetting to watch him get knocked out like that.That's the tone of the article as far as i can tell.

exittored wrote:one of the comments on the guardian page summed up what i thought of this article so rather comment myself i'll just paste his comment here instead

I never criticise the author on here, but what a pointless, clueless article. All the florid prose in the world couldn't rescue this banal pile of shite. An outsiders perspective is fine, but boxers and boxing deserve better from a broadsheet. What are we going to get tomorrow? Alan Carr drawing conclusions on rugby's historical class-based paradoxes after stummbling across a game at Welford Road? That old literary edict which says you should 'write about what you know' has a lot going for it. Unfortunately for Guardian readers, however, Brand's ego (not to mention his commissioners) seem to hold no such considerations.

Also what he failed to understand is that Football and Boxing have always gone together hand in hand in terms of their working Class origins but he wouldnt know that would he!

The man is a waste of time for me. Perhaps there are those who find him funny, but his knowledge and empathy with sport is zero. His overblown style is an attempt to mask utter ignorance. It is a sad reflection on the Guardian's editorial policy that he is given space in the sports pages. Banal pile of shite is just about right. It is bad enough reading his drivel about football without him landing on boxing.

I am a big fan of stand up comedy and went to see his recent tour.

The show started off well with plenty of witty tales and funny material but by about an hour in I was so bored by his self obsessed rants that I left with a good half an hour to go.

If he was chocolate he would eat himself. His act wore very thin very quickly

I quite enjoyed the piece but I'm not sure about his description of football as "unifying". It would be just as easy to describe it as divisive, considering the number of punch-ups opposing fans seem to end up in. It's interesting that most of the violence at boxing matches is caused by football fans. Boxing fans leave their violence to the men in the ring.

mickeyb wrote:Funny guy, Russell Brand. Saw him live, and he was hilarious, and just as happy to rip the piss out of himself as others. He's effing irritating in prose though, where he seems to just try and shoehorn in as many big words as possible. While I couldn't really give a monkeys if he likes boxing or not, he's paid to be an opinionated c*nt by a lot of different employers, so he's just earning his daily bread I suppose.

Also, he was bought up by a single mother in Grays, so while he was always a Theatre Poof, he's hardly a posh lad, and all his education came free. I've got two mates that are Theatre Poofs, that grew up in the same grey, miserable bits of Plymouth as me, and that still love the Argyle and boxing, so use of big words and a worrying fondness for tight legwear don't necessarily mean you're not working class.

devonport or stonehouse?

The man is a tosser.......weird looking fruit who gets far too much attention.

hatewank is actually very good for evolution as a species.

David Payne is gonna love this, unravel his "On Review" Everlast hand wraps cast them aside as say "Never again shall i be coerced into such pointless violence, those hoodlums on boxing web sites caused me to lose my dignity in a boxing gym & sperm count from my crash course on creatine........it is ok to be weak"

YoungBlood. wrote:David Payne is gonna love this, unravel his "On Review" Everlast hand wraps cast them aside as say "Never again shall i be coerced into such pointless violence, those hoodlums on boxing web sites caused me to lose my dignity in a boxing gym........it is ok to be weak"

Never again shall I be coerced into such pointless violence, those hoodlums on boxing we sites caused me to lose my dignity ina boxing gym..........it is ok to be weak.

load of waffle,could be buncey in disguise.does make me laugh how how his artistic drivel goes off on one.
brand is an attention seeker who was there to be seen & is making money in any avenue he can,i dont know anyone who really liked the fights ending tbh.
nice to know hattons put brand off boxing for life.

YoungBlood. wrote:David Payne is gonna love this, unravel his "On Review" Everlast hand wraps cast them aside as say "Never again shall i be coerced into such pointless violence, those hoodlums on boxing web sites caused me to lose my dignity in a boxing gym & sperm count from my crash course on creatine........it is ok to be weak"

not when your insulting as yourself your jealous of the barrowman looks DD

rhino222 wrote:he is a cock..and he probably gets arse as well as fanny.

I was shocked when I found out he wasn't homosexual and even more shocked when I found out he gets a lot of birds...

Captain Hook wrote:The man is a tosser.......weird looking fruit who gets far too much attention.

You still would Martin. Don't lie.

Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote:

Captain Hook wrote:The man is a tosser.......weird looking fruit who gets far too much attention.

You still would Martin. Don't lie.

i thought he was talking about yo.... nevermind emo

hurlock wrote:,i dont know anyone who really liked the fights ending tbh.
nice to know hattons put brand off boxing for life.

Your joking aint ya........like search said so many had orgasms watching Hatton looking like a grounded fish while the camera turned to his missus.

YoungBlood. wrote:

hurlock wrote:,i dont know anyone who really liked the fights ending tbh.
nice to know hattons put brand off boxing for life.

Your joking aint ya........like search said so many had orgasms watching Hatton looking like a grounded fish while the camera turned to his missus.

YAWN ....you seriously need to get out more ;;-)