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Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 21 May 2010, 13:04
by FLINT ISLAND
"I didnt have any clothes - arguing with the missus" - Kevin Mitchell on losing to Kastdais.

"I made a mistake" - Enzo Macc after being destroyed by Haye.

"I was out drinking the night before and was still hungover" - Enzo Macc after getting KO'd by a Journeyman.

"There was something wrong with my blood - I am going to the Doctors for tests Monday" - Enzo Macc after Afloabi flattened him.

"Mountan Ash delay made me eat more" - Carl Froch after losing to Kesleer.

"I let him win" - Roy Jones after being knocked cold by Glencoffe Johnson

"I got caught with a lucky punch" - Lennox Lewis after being nailed by Oliver McCall

"Allah wanted me to lose" - Naseem Hamed after being schooled by Barrera.

:lol: :lol: :lol: - just a few that come to mind ...............................

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 21 May 2010, 13:09
by J
Enzo macc after losing to Lebdevev.

I was being stalked by some obssessive nutcase on the internet, he captured me made me sleep in his shed at the bottom of his garden and touched me , here, here and there repeatedly.
Luckily the stalker now has David haye in his sights so i can get back to boxing, :OhYes:

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 21 May 2010, 13:13
by FLINT ISLAND
"I slipped" - Ricky Hatton on being laid out by Mayweather.

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 21 May 2010, 13:17
by Asterix
FLINT ISLAND wrote:"I slipped" - Ricky Hatton on being laid out by Mayweather.
That wasn't an excuse. That was a joke.

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 21 May 2010, 13:19
by FLINT ISLAND
Asterix wrote:
FLINT ISLAND wrote:"I slipped" - Ricky Hatton on being laid out by Mayweather.
That wasn't an excuse. That was a joke.

I know.

He did say some bullshit though - playing down why he lost to Manny Pac - by saying he had a unsettled training camp, etc

When it was obvious the main reason was he was waaay outclassed on the night by the much better fighter than he had ever been in a ring with before.

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 21 May 2010, 15:22
by danh
FLINT ISLAND wrote:"I didnt have any clothes - arguing with the missus" - Kevin Mitchell on losing to Kastdais.

"I made a mistake" - Enzo Macc after being destroyed by Haye.

"I was out drinking the night before and was still hungover" - Enzo Macc after getting KO'd by a Journeyman.

"There was something wrong with my blood - I am going to the Doctors for tests Monday" - Enzo Macc after Afloabi flattened him.

"Mountan Ash delay made me eat more" - Carl Froch after losing to Kesleer.

"I let him win" - Roy Jones after being knocked cold by Glencoffe Johnson

"I got caught with a lucky punch" - Lennox Lewis after being nailed by Oliver McCall

"Allah wanted me to lose" - Naseem Hamed after being schooled by Barrera.

:lol: :lol: :lol: - just a few that come to mind ...............................
i like that one " i was out drinking the night before i was still hungover " :lol:

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 21 May 2010, 16:41
by Rixxy
J wrote:Enzo macc after losing to Lebdevev.

I was being stalked by some obssessive nutcase on the internet, he captured me made me sleep in his shed at the bottom of his garden and touched me , here, here and there repeatedly.
Luckily the stalker now has David haye in his sights so i can get back to boxing, :OhYes:
Haha thats brill!

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 21 May 2010, 16:43
by Des1
FINTISLAND: You have some weird oppsession with Enzo whether its positive or negative :D

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 21 May 2010, 17:38
by Old bones Ian
"I take nothing way from my opponent, but I just couldn’t get off."

Hows that one work??

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 21 May 2010, 18:13
by chinny
I don't even think he lost the fight but I remember Robin Reid blaming the death of Princess Di for a poor performance!

Such a fragile petal, Robin Reid the porn star...

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 21 May 2010, 18:39
by FLINT ISLAND
chinny wrote:I don't even think he lost the fight but I remember Robin Reid blaming the death of Princess Di for a poor performance!

Such a fragile petal, Robin Reid the porn star...
Hassine Cherefi -

Reid won the fight.

But was in tears in the post fight interview. :OhYes:

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 24 May 2010, 05:55
by oliverfennell
Vivian Harris had a riot of excuses for losing to Witter, including having had a voodoo hex put him.

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 24 May 2010, 07:39
by big lennox
FLINT ISLAND wrote:
chinny wrote:I don't even think he lost the fight but I remember Robin Reid blaming the death of Princess Di for a poor performance!

Such a fragile petal, Robin Reid the porn star...
Hassine Cherefi -

Reid won the fight.

But was in tears in the post fight interview. :OhYes:
To be fair, she did a lot of work for children in childrens homes, and I think he had first hand experience of her help, so I think his grief was genuine.

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 24 May 2010, 07:54
by Phenomenal-Nutrition
oliverfennell wrote:Vivian Harris had a riot of excuses for losing to Witter, including having had a voodoo hex put him.
Witter must have taken Roids, wish he took some against Bradley and Alexander :lol:

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 24 May 2010, 08:01
by stujones
Wasn't a loss (although he lost on my card) but the funniest excuse I've heard about a bad performance.

"the death of Princess Diana really got to me" - Robin Reid vs Hasine Cherifi.

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 24 May 2010, 09:48
by boxingchat
Damian wrote:
stujones wrote:Wasn't a loss (although he lost on my card) but the funniest excuse I've heard about a bad performance.

"the death of Princess Diana really got to me" - Robin Reid vs Hasine Cherifi.
Didn't the date of the fight get postponed by a week or two because of her funera falling on the same day of the originall? I can imagine that this would have been a more legitmate excuse.
The date was postponed due to Dianas funeral and he had to had his weight longer, thats what he meant. Perfectly valid excuse.

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 24 May 2010, 10:31
by Counter-puncher
Damian wrote:
stujones wrote:Wasn't a loss (although he lost on my card) but the funniest excuse I've heard about a bad performance.

"the death of Princess Diana really got to me" - Robin Reid vs Hasine Cherifi.
Didn't the date of the fight get postponed by a week or two because of her funera falling on the same day of the originall? I can imagine that this would have been a more legitmate excuse.
they had to reschedule Primal Scream's wolverhampton gig too.

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 24 May 2010, 10:34
by stujones
I aint doubting that was the case, but thats not what he said AT ALL. As mentioned he was nearly in tears and said he was in incredible grief.

I remember BM writing the report and said that Reid looked geniunally cut up. They didn't mention the postponement being what he meant.

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 24 May 2010, 11:27
by Captain Hook
Was it Andrew 'Six Heads' Lewis who quit on his stool (excuse the pun) because he was so desperate for a s***?

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 24 May 2010, 16:05
by Finch
FLINT ISLAND wrote:
Asterix wrote:
FLINT ISLAND wrote:"I slipped" - Ricky Hatton on being laid out by Mayweather.
That wasn't an excuse. That was a joke.

I know.

He did say some bullshit though - playing down why he lost to Manny Pac - by saying he had a unsettled training camp, etc

When it was obvious the main reason was he was waaay outclassed on the night by the much better fighter than he had ever been in a ring with before.
"I peaked 3 weeks ago"

"I left all my work in the gym"

"I was battering him in the second round"

"FMS only turned up half an hour before the fight"

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 24 May 2010, 16:38
by FLINT ISLAND
Frochs excuse it pathetic.

Its Tuesday - and the fight is Saturday.

Some volcano ash is in the Sky and the News informs people flights are temporarily cancelled.

NO-ONE - involved in the promotion tells Froch the fight is off - because its not - its still on.

But he assumes its off...........so what does he do - days before the fight..................

Gorge himself on.............

McDonalds
Choclate Fudge Cake
Burger King
Pepsi
Coca Cola
Ice Cream
Chips
Fried Breakfast
Wimpy
Kentucty Fried Chicken and Chips
Popcorn
Sweets
Hot Dogs


And then - he realises the fight is still on..............but says he was sluggish because he pigged out all week

But he still by a miracle made the weight :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 24 May 2010, 17:25
by Matchmaker
J wrote:Enzo macc after losing to Lebdevev.

I was being stalked by some obssessive nutcase on the internet, he captured me made me sleep in his shed at the bottom of his garden and touched me , here, here and there repeatedly.
Luckily the stalker now has David haye in his sights so i can get back to boxing, :OhYes:


Is this true?

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 25 May 2010, 03:26
by oliverfennell
Captain Hook wrote:Was it Andrew 'Six Heads' Lewis who quit on his stool (excuse the pun) because he was so desperate for a s***?
I think you mean Andrew "Turtle Heads" Lewis :)

And yes, that's true. Although anyone who's been stricken with tropical diarrhoea (the fight was in Guyana) will know that when you gotta go, you REALLY gotta go!

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 25 May 2010, 03:27
by chinny
stujones wrote:Wasn't a loss (although he lost on my card) but the funniest excuse I've heard about a bad performance.

"the death of Princess Diana really got to me" - Robin Reid vs Hasine Cherifi.
Er, hello Stu, look a couple of posts above yours!!! :shame:

Re: Most silly excuses for losing a fight ?

Posted: 25 May 2010, 03:31
by chinny
Roy Jones said he lost Tarver III because he didn't think his dad deserved the credit he would have got had Jones won :roll:

Roberto Duran supposedly ate a massive steak and got stomach cramps for Leonard II

Tommy Hearns had his legs rubbed too much before the Hagler fight (to be fair this is more Steward than Hearns)