Non Boxing - Friday's Funny

[AntonS]

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a court room drama
yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have
custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child
custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be
maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat
him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with
her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents,
the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and
learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among
them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to
propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the New
South Wales State of Origin team, whom the boy firmly believes are
not capable of beating anyone.

[iron rhino]

short and sweet;
How do you make a woman orgasm?



Who givs a fcuk!

[dan h]

Little Timmy is at school one day when the teacher asks his class "what does everyone's father do for a job?"
The standard responses started - "lawyer, doctor, fireman, carpenter"
The teacher noticed that Timmy did not respond so she said "Timmy, you didn't tell us about your father"
Timmy looks down at the ground and says "Well miss, my father works in a gay strip club. He takes his clothes off for men who give him money,
if they give him enough money he will go home with the man and sleep with him"
Shocked, the teacher sends the class for lunch, She askes Timmy to stay back.
She calls him over and says "Timmy, is what you just told me about your father true?"
"No miss" Timmy replied - "I made it up because I was embarressed. He is really a rugby league player for the NSW origin team."

[Tinnie]

Thats terrible!

[2doggs]

What do you put on a small cock?

A small condom.

What do you put on a large cock?

A large condom.

What do you put on a soft cock?.......





A NSW JERSEY!!!!