"High Draft Blues" (16th Draft) Sung to the tune of 16 tons

[BoxBuzz]

First of all check out this video.......And you'll get sense of my bizarre frame of my mind in the wake of my recent loss......

http://vimeo.com/9321073

Which inspired me to the following Weird Al version.....lol.






“Sixteenth Draft”
Sang to the tune of 16 tons
V=Verse
C=Chorus

v
Some people say sim manager’s are made out of mud
And some, like Don Crease, like to pull their own pud
Girly smart cell phones, and biceps with no tone.....
A body that’s weak, and a mind that’s gone wrong
c
You draw 16th draft choice, whaddya get?
A choice of John David Jackson, or Gary Lockett,
Hitman don’t you call us, Cuz we may say NO
We’ll have to climb to the top on a bum-o-the-week show.
v
I told Neri to stick it, where the sun don’t shine
When in the first fight out, Collapzo kicked Floyd’s behind
Luis went 20 odd fights, and never lost one
Then the commish got smoked, by a soldering gun
c
You pull 16th draft choice, whaddya get?
Ya spend half the night up, just a sortin’ through shyt
FOL don’t ya call us for no stable fight
Cuz this season’s schedule, may have to stay light…
v
We had a second round draft choice, Max Rosenbloom
He was a top, light heavy, a champ that lowered the boom
He never got voted, to the hall of fame,
Cuz those beaten’ Sim managers, were so full of shame
v
If you see Buzz comin', better step aside
A lotta sim fighters didn't, a lotta managers cried
One fighter of iron, the other of steel
If payola don’t buy a belt,
a double deal will….
c
You pull 16th draft choice, what do you get?
You better be clever, you better have wit
Kevo don't you call me 'cause my fighter’s wont’ show
Unless you send Chris Eubanks, to fight Panama Joe
v
MatthewS’s “lil PJ” was a champ with such style
But Ol’ Matt could not manage him, much past Ron Lyle
When the commish said, “Cup-A-Joe” was his next mandate
Matt up and hid his fighter in a cardboard crate.
V
If you pull a High draft choice don’t give in
Hold on to your will, and in the game, have some skin
Tzyu don’t pull no damn “commissioner's choice
Or you’ll have to put up, with my complainin’ voice

C
You draw 16th draft choice whaddya get?..........
you keep treadin' water you may be a simchamp yet
keep your name in the frame, keep yourself in the game
and you might end up in the Sim Hall of Fame.



Here's another animation if you didn't like any of this.

http://vimeo.com/15849413

[Crease]

Ali couldn't have done better himself.