Breaking News!!!
It has just reached us here at Curious Horse that part-time boxer/full-time loser Laszlo Papp has today been indicted on charges of illegally importing manatees into Hungary. As we're all aware, since the great Hungarian manatee war (1878-1987), it has been against the law for manatees to reside in Hungary. It would be wrong of us at this time to speculate on whether Papp is indeed guilty of this heinous crime, but I'm afraid that the accusations levelled against him are serious in the extreme, and Papp will need to take the rest of the season off in order to attempt to clear his name.
Julian Jackson has kindly offered to step into Laszlo's shoes for the remainder of the year.
Papp caught up in manatee smuggling storm!!
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