My bitter and twisted New Year's Resolutions...

bennie · Post by **bennie** » 04 Jan 2004, 10:45

Alex Arthur: To soak up more punishment with a smile
Wayne Alexander: To find a punch again
Audley: To tell someone who gives a shit
Ted Bami: To know when he's been knocked out
David Barnes: To continue running from Jimmy Vincent
Michael Brodie: To poison Injin Chi
Joe Calzaghe: To fight more unknown mandatory contenders
Jason Cook: To drop down to featherweight
Danny Williams: To dream on
Darren Corbett: To avoid prams
Eamonn Magee: To fight twice a year as normal
Graham Earl: To win a clear decision
Howard Eastman: To fight Cherifi again
Enzo Maccarinelli: To avoid the British title route to the top
Esham Pickering: To settle for a WBF title shot
Carl Froch: To still believe his defence is good
James Hare: To still think he's a banger
Ricky Hatton: To still fight old men
David Haye: To stop pissing about and move up to heavyweight
Herbie Hide: To stop pissing about and sod off
Jawaid Khaliq: To stop playing hide and seek like Gary Lockett
Matthew Macklin: To get himself an Andrew Facey haircut
Wayne McCullough: To think about the good times
Johnny Nelson: To avoid Naz
Matthew Barney: To win more fights without throwing a punch
Robin Reid: To pose nude in a boxing ring in Germany
Richard Williams: To find a cure
Steve Roberts: To announce another comeback
Scott Harrison: To dream about a proper world title
Neil Sinclair: To get his head right
Matt Skelton: To return to K1
Michael Sprott: To spit out his dummy again
David Walker: To continue talking about Jordan's tits
Junior Witter: To fight a genuine opponent
allegedly: To be nice

Southpaw Stylist · Post by **Southpaw Stylist** » 04 Jan 2004, 12:00

"Jawaid Khaliq: To stop playing hide and seek with Gary Lockett"

I might be taking this the wrong way, but do you think Jav is scared of Gary? If so, I know for a FACT that he ain't, but he's not even in the radar. Jav wants a money fight to kiss goodbye to the game.

bennie · Post by **bennie** » 04 Jan 2004, 12:10

Southpaw Stylist wrote:"Jawaid Khaliq: To stop playing hide and seek with Gary Lockett"

I might be taking this the wrong way, but do you think Jav is scared of Gary? If so, I know for a FACT that he ain't, but he's not even in the radar. Jav wants a money fight to kiss goodbye to the game.

I meant they're both invisible.

Southpaw Stylist · Post by **Southpaw Stylist** » 04 Jan 2004, 12:30

I thought I might have taken it the wrong way mate.

bennie · Post by **bennie** » 04 Jan 2004, 12:32

Southpaw Stylist wrote:I thought I might have taken it the wrong way mate.

Yeah, I've just edited it. It was poorly written.

REAL_DEAL · Post by **REAL_DEAL** » 04 Jan 2004, 12:35

How about Gary Locket to buy some Confidence down Tescos

Southpaw Stylist · Post by **Southpaw Stylist** » 04 Jan 2004, 14:28

Lol!

He needs Harrods quality.

REAL_DEAL · Post by **REAL_DEAL** » 04 Jan 2004, 14:41

whats the word on lockett, he hasnt fought since Calzaghe did

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 04 Jan 2004, 20:10

Lockett may as well retire, he has nothing left.