Frank Maloney is asking for your help in sourcing his eccentric choice of battle bus for the forthcoming London Mayor elections - a Reliant Robin van.
Inspired by his television hero, Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter, Maloney wants to use a mustard-yellow Reliant three-wheeler as his mode of transport on the campaign trail.
"It will fit perfectly with my election slogan 'From Peckham to City Hall'," said Maloney, who was once described by Don King as a "pugilistic pygmy".
Maloney, standing on behalf of the UK Independence Party, added: "We're having trouble finding a suitable Robin and I'd be delighted if one of your readers knows of one we can use."
Piss off Frank.
....if you promise never to hurt my eyes with the dismall display of the Wolves 