Prime Tua vs a Prime Golota

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Prime Tua vs a Prime Golota

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Who wins?

How does this go down?
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Re: Prime Tua vs a Prime Golota

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Well Golata may go down, but he pops back up and drops Tua with his patented Nut Crunch.

By this time most Refs figure that if you don't defend your nuts vs Golata, then your an idiot and deserve to be DQ'd.

So Golata wins because Tua refuses to defend his southern exposure.
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Meh sounds fair..
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Re: Prime Tua vs a Prime Golota

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It's, "Gol-O-ta," and its spelled, 'L-O-S-E-R.'

Up on points against the ridiculously fat and hopelessly one-dimensional Tua, Golota finds a way out of the bout around the midway-point.

Its just what Golota does. Tua would be outsped, outboxed and out-hustled, but once the cement in Golnta's head set to concrete that he cannot hurt his man, well...what happened to him every other time?
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Agreed, Gelato leads on points only to be put down with a left hook late in the fight and elect to remain on the canvas. Tua KO10.
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Re: Prime Tua vs a Prime Golota

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Gelato melts under the pressure!

Tua is a bad style match-up for Gelato. He ate them for breakfast. It actually ruined his career.
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Re: Prime Tua vs a Prime Golota

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I think it's a match that Golota should win but would probably lose. I see him winning comfortably and then getting took apart in the mid rounds.
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Re: Prime Tua vs a Prime Golota

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Ok ...GoLatte it is then.


A perfect example of great talent, and no psyche.

The Golota - Tyson fight may have been the most dramatic display of mentally unstable "human energy"ever staged in public, aside from Andrew Dice Clay's "tender" moment. Or perhaps McCall's display of "sensitivity".

Either Tyson or GoLatte could have collapsed early on, it was a "you pick the zany outcome" affair IMHO.
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