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Tyson to be new "Mr T"

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 12:46
by bennie
Boxing fan George Clooney has offered bankrupt Mike Tyson a multi-million dollar deal to star in a film remake of the hit television series, 'The A-Team'.
Tyson's role in the film would be that of Sergeant BA Baracus, originally played by a gold chain-draped Mr T.
Clooney will play A-Team leader Hannibal Smith.
A Hollywood source said: "Mike is blown away by the offer. He sees it as a way of making a fresh start. If it works out, George will be his saviour."

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 12:48
by KOJOE90
I love it when a plan comes together. :D

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 12:51
by jamesmcdonnell
Hmm, surely Tyson's lispy effete voice won't sound right on film....

Having tweety pie whispering 'Ain't going on no plane....' isn't going to sound quite the same as the manly tones of Mr T.

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 12:55
by Chambers
Tyson to be the new BA Baracus??? Shut up fool

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 12:58
by REAL_DEAL
Chambers wrote:Tyson to be the new BA Baracus??? Shut up fool
what about that big tatto on his face :lol: :lol: :o

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 13:02
by TerribleTerry
Chambers wrote:Tyson to be the new BA Baracus??? Shut up fool
I pity the fool who thinks Tyson can play BA.

I aint got no time for all this jibba jabba.

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 13:10
by Goz
Especially when they cast Lennox or Holyfield as the baddie, he's not going to be much help!

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 13:23
by Kilburn
Did anyone else ever have those A-Team "story book & cassette" packs when they were a kid? The voices weren't of the real A-Team cast obviously but it was still cool.

There was a similar one for "Street Hawk". Remember that? The hero who rode a black motorbike with a laser and machine gun on the front?

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 13:26
by Kilburn
And what was the name of that series where the guy used to change into different types of animals to beat the baddies? I reckon a black panther was a pretty regular transformation.

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 13:27
by JimStone
I bet that bell-end Clooney is going to play Hannibal, that's almost blasphemy. George Peppard, RIP cannot be emulated, genuine war hero as a US Marine (in real life) and pure hard-nut, I for one won't watch the film. He'll be turning in his grave.

There's a few people on ESB who have the right mental attributes to play Murdoch :) , but I doubt any of them can fly a helicopter :-?

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 13:29
by KOJOE90
Kilburn wrote:And what was the name of that series where the guy used to change into different types of animals to beat the baddies? I reckon a black panther was a pretty regular transformation.
I can remember the woman who could do that in Space 1999.

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 13:41
by knockout
Kilburn wrote:And what was the name of that series where the guy used to change into different types of animals to beat the baddies? I reckon a black panther was a pretty regular transformation.
ahhh 80's TV, quality.
Manimal may be the guy you are talking about.
also remember Automan, Airwolf was pretty cool too.... :oops:

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 14:08
by nasty
Info on Tyson's Lisp

To be honest, with 6 weeks of Speech therapy, most of Tyson's lisp could be removed!

The fact is that when he's angry, there are no hints of his lisp!

Tyson has very clear and consise speech and as proven in Black and white has fantastic screen presence!


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Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 14:09
by knockout artist
I love Tyson, but wouldnt it be more appropiate for him to play the mad one, Murdoch?

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 15:02
by silkov
What's happened to the real Mr T?... anyone know?...

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 15:14
by nasty
Don't know but check this out!

http://www.sit.wisc.edu/~kljense3/MrTvs.html


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Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 15:16
by REAL_DEAL
Image

:D :D :D

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 16:24
by dondada
Bennie - How on earth do you come across such wonderful nuggets? And no, I am not being sarcastic!

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 18:24
by mickeybeard
silkov wrote:What's happened to the real Mr T?... anyone know?...
Got T-Cell Lymphoma of the skin. Seems to have got over it. Now appears in US sit-coms and does walk-on parts in movies. Still the man and hella tough, and I pity the fool who thinks different. :D

And Bennie probably gets his stuff from the site nasty listed, Mr T vs Everything. :D

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 18:35
by silkov
Has anyone here read Mr T's auto-biography?.... a hell of a read, quite eccentric and full of lectures against drugs etc but very entertaining and insightful... especially into the background of the unravelling of Leon Spinks who T worked for as a bodyguard!...

Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 19:51
by Eric the Viking
mickeybeard wrote:
silkov wrote:What's happened to the real Mr T?... anyone know?...
Got T-Cell Lymphoma of the skin.
At the risk of coming across as tasteless, what other type of lymphoma of the skin would the T-man have? ;)

Glad he's cured of it, though - "I pity da fool who don't use SPF20 or above sunscreen!"

Posted: 26 Feb 2004, 11:00
by kevo
I reckon, if he grew a mohican, James Toney would be a much better B.A

Posted: 26 Feb 2004, 12:32
by Eric the Viking
Kevo wrote:I reckon, if he grew a mohican, James Toney would be a much better B.A
Um, I believe you're referring to a Mohawk - same first 3 letters, but completely different tribes and hairstyles. ;)

Posted: 26 Feb 2004, 12:41
by nasty
Look's like Frank Bruno is gonna play the Mr T role in a British remake!

http://www.popkult.co.uk/story.asp?page ... yChosen=85



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Posted: 26 Feb 2004, 12:44
by TerribleTerry
Kevo wrote:I reckon, if he grew a mohican, James Toney would be a much better B.A
Good shout. Toney has expressed an interest in moving into film work and portrayed Smokin Joe well in 'Ali'.