He made Chavez-Martinez sound like Barrera-Morales rather than the one-sided beatdown that it was. "There has to be a rematch!" (shouted, of course)
I didn't think it was possible for a man to have multiple orgasms until Chavez managed to land two shots in a row.
Credit to Chavez mind you, he showed heart and courage to go 12 rounds with Martinez with Benny Ricardo hanging out of his shorts all night