Kevo's "run of luck" under critical investigation.

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Kevo's "run of luck" under critical investigation.

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Recently GBP headquarters was ransacked, files stolen, and much damage done. Including a complete wiping out of the hard drive containing the Sim REcords for the last two seasons. (Sound familiar? Tzyu suffered this fate on one occasion). There were signs that our electrical service was dabbled with as well. (Refer you now to the fatal plight of Nels). A "representative" from the electric company arrived to "service" our facility. We recognized that he was an imposter and shot his arse full of buckshot and sent him on his way.

Each of these earlier events in the past with Nels and Tzyu was inexplicably followed by Kevo and his motley crew turning in remarkable work in the weeks following these sordid and strange occurences.

Coincidence? Luck of the draw? Mathmatical anomoly? The "way the cookie crumbles"?

Some are inclined to have doubts.


In addition we have evidence that supports the allegation that a "steroid tainted Kevo promoting computer virus" was introduced to the TBII hardware at this same point in time.

Supporting facts: GBP lost both of it's current fights against an old nemesis (armageto) And Kevo and his crew log in two highly unlikely wins for highly coveted titles under very suspicious circumstances. (Hagler under trained????)

Kevo, please come clean, admit what you've done, and unlike Lance Armstrong, openly admit that you are both a sham and a fraud.


Any other course of action would be both unadvisable and unnacceptable.

I suggest the hall of fame be stripped of all references to this charleton A.S.A.P.
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Re: Kevo's "run of luck" under critical investigation.

Post by kevo »

You're going to feel pretty bad once you see what I have to say about you in the latest edition of Ballsonya Magazine, 'Buzz.

You think i'd be used to your slanderous ways, but this time you've really hurt my feelings.


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Re: Kevo's "run of luck" under critical investigation.

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well...when you put it that way, perhaps I was a bit hasty.

Let's see what nice things you have to say, and if it's top drawer and accurate, I'll have my editors issue a complete retraction.

We'll just lock up this thread in order to quash any errant sort of rumor mongering, whilst the proper authorities review any and all mitigating circumstances.
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