To whom it may consume:
In SimBoxing, there have been occasional fatalities. Nels comes to mind here. It is a regrettable yet genuine risk that this sport encompasses.
It will be the solemn policy of the Grand GoldenBuzz Conglomerate, to maximize this risk for all other participants, for the full duration of the coming season.
Regrettably it puts "You", the little guy, right in our cross hairs. A place I'm sure you will come to understand and accept with grace and humility.
Please accept such final departing moments as a badge of honor, and embrace the abyss with a sense of joy, appreciation, and confidence that indeed, it is the right and proper thing for us to do. As well as fully unavoidalbe on your behalf.
Respect, admiration, and gratitude expressed.
Sincerely
Buzz
CEO
The Grand GoldenBuzz Conglomeration Inc.