the toilet issue

[Bricks]

Okay this is to the cornermen out there.

Your fighter takes a good bodyshot and needs to ssshit. Or he miscalculated pre fight and once he's in the ring he suddenly needs a ssshit again. How do you prepare for such contingencies?

Is it the old blanket over the boxers legs?

[Bricks]

anyone? None of y'all need to sshit??

[littlepug]

never happened to me but read on a thread somewhere else that someone had seen it happen and the cornerman just scooped it up in the corner and wiped his legs down like it was nothing !

[Bricks]

but if he just wiped it down on his legs like it was " nothing", the white boxers legs would turn brown while his torso remained white. That wouldn't look right would it? If the boxer had black Hispanic or south Asian skin I guess it could be hidden a little better

the ring hire company cant have been too happy either

[Kalan]

I've seen this happen to marathon runners and triathletes... Their events take hours to finish so they can't hold it.. They just let it go and crap all over the place.. I've never seen it happen to a boxer and I've watched thousands of fights.. They're right in the dressing room so they have plenty of time to go.. When the dressing room and restroom are separated by a long hallway or a long walk, that's really screwed.. That's bullcrap.

Roberto Duran reportedly told a couple close friends that he had to take a crap so he quit the Leonard fight.. But it took him another 25 minutes to get back to the dressing room and get to the can - so he was in agony the whole time and barely made it.. Duran denied the story.. He said he quit because "I felt like it."

[Bricks]

Kalan....me and you have had a lot of a shitt, but I appreciate u coming here to talk shitt, it's clear u know your shitt.im guessing u seen a lot of sshitt btw I wasn't shittingg on you before in the boxers of the past forum no shitt so is shitt cool?

[Bricks]

I've seen this happen to marathon runners and triathletes... Their events take hours to finish so they can't hold it.. They just let it go and crap all over the place.. I've never seen it happen to a boxer and I've watched thousands of fights.. They're right in the dressing room so they have plenty of time to go.. When the dressing room and restroom are separated by a long hallway or a long walk, that's really screwed.. That's bullcrap.

Roberto Duran reportedly told a couple close friends that he had to take a crap so he quit the Leonard fight.. But it took him another 25 minutes to get back to the dressing room and get to the can - so he was in agony the whole time and barely made it.. Duran denied the story.. He said he quit because "I felt like it."

Huberto Duran had eaten toast, 2 eggs, with cold orange juice , 2 steaks, peas, coca cola and broth in one sitting or Im tempted to say shittting.

Imagine as all those body punches from sugar ray reigned in how unconfortable duran must have been...........yet even on his worst day the score was still pretty close going into 8. The clowning made it look more dominant than it seemed, plus nobody had ever seen the seemingly invincible duran like this before.

And he had white trunks on!!....whoah Nellie its no time to shitt down white trunks!

[Bricks]

Kalan you mentioned marathon runners.......of course the great paula Radcliffe once shhit in the street and went on to win.

Do you think it would have been okay if Duran had just shhit in the ring and than gone on to regain his zest and beat Leonard the way he did in their first fight?

I don't think anyone would have minded. Hell if he had shitt on leonard in the clinches it may have distracted him long enough for that immortal right hand to crash down........with duran one punch was all it took. In the third fight he landed one crashing right that split leonards face open bloodied him terrible

[rubberneck]

Quite a few years ago I read of a boxer who crapped himself in the second round of his professional debut. It led him to lose by tko.

[Tony1244]

I think Ali talked about really having to take a piss during Ali-Frazier 2.

[Bricks]

I think Ali talked about really having to take a piss during Ali-Frazier 2.

I'm surprised Dr ferdie pachecho didn't drink his piss

[Tony1244]

I think Ali talked about really having to take a piss during Ali-Frazier 2.

I'm surprised Dr ferdie pachecho didn't drink his piss

I've never been much of a Dr. Ferdie fan but I missed your reference.

[Bricks]

Im reading here a boxer in a contest in the phillipines recently shitt in the ring

[Kalan]

If it happened to me I would scream like a maniac for a towel and a pail when the bell sounded to end the round... I would whip the towel on, exchange the stool for the pail, yank the trunks down with desperation, shitt-n-GET..

Everyone would know what I'm doing but I wouldn't care.. I would rather do that than crap in the middle of the ring where we have to step in it.. Regardless -- when that bell rang I would answer it.. That would be a freakin' nightmare I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

[Bricks]

say kalan.... I hope im pronouncing your name properly......I sort of say KAY--LAAAAAARN......its quite Vulcan sounding.....anyway my old friend....are you familiar with paula Radcliffe?..........a world class marathoner........the world record holder no less...British runnings golden girl.....a box office attraction runner who bought pain , tears and high drama to her races with her unique style of racing......first as a unlucky loser.....than one of the greatest middle distance racers of all time.......she was gonna have a home coming coming out party as you Americans say.......the London Marathan......it was a hot day she was running and looking regal.....altho she began to slow down and display signs of discomfort.....and her 3 minute lead began to reduce and reduce until it was down to a minute as the 26 mile distance ticked over.......than it happened it was all over so quick but truly the biggest surprise since no mas.......Suddenly paula stopped turned her back and went to the street curb she squatted and shitted all over the street , a vibrant yellow orange shit....than she got up like a street dog and started running.....now to recap as she went to squat with her back turned a tv cameraman followed her....the insensitive arsehole didn't seem to cotton on to what was going on............Paula carried on for a few miles than had to stop again with cramps the pain too much the TV cameras were in her face as she bellowed tears of sadness and the music came on for the ending credits..........now that was a pretty shitty scene....I think its more shitty than your shitting in the middle of the ring premise.........what do you think my old mate? would u rather be a world class multi medalled world record holding athletics star known to some as the "shitting lady" or a Roberto duran who shit in the ring rather than say no mas?

[Dixonian]

say kalan.... I hope im pronouncing your name properly......I sort of say KAY--LAAAAAARN......its quite Vulcan sounding.....anyway my old friend....are you familiar with paula Radcliffe?..........a world class marathoner........the world record holder no less...British runnings golden girl.....a box office attraction runner who bought pain , tears and high drama to her races with her unique style of racing......first as a unlucky loser.....than one of the greatest middle distance racers of all time.......she was gonna have a home coming coming out party as you Americans say.......the London Marathan......it was a hot day she was running and looking regal.....altho she began to slow down and display signs of discomfort.....and her 3 minute lead began to reduce and reduce until it was down to a minute as the 26 mile distance ticked over.......than it happened it was all over so quick but truly the biggest surprise since no mas.......Suddenly paula stopped turned her back and went to the street curb she squatted and shitted all over the street , a vibrant yellow orange poo....than she got up like a street dog and started running.....now to recap as she went to squat with her back turned a tv cameraman followed her....the insensitive arsehole didn't seem to cotton on to what was going on............Paula carried on for a few miles than had to stop again with cramps the pain too much the TV cameras were in her face as she bellowed tears of sadness and the music came on for the ending credits..........now that was a pretty shitty scene....I think its more shitty than your shitting in the middle of the ring premise.........what do you think my old mate? would u rather be a world class multi medalled world record holding athletics star known to some as the "shitting lady" or a Roberto duran who poo in the ring rather than say no mas?

It's uncanny

[Kalan]

say kalan.... I hope im pronouncing your name properly......I sort of say KAY--LAAAAAARN......its quite Vulcan sounding.....anyway my old friend....are you familiar with paula Radcliffe?..........a world class marathoner........the world record holder no less...British runnings golden girl.....a box office attraction runner who bought pain , tears and high drama to her races with her unique style of racing......first as a unlucky loser.....than one of the greatest middle distance racers of all time.......she was gonna have a home coming coming out party as you Americans say.......the London Marathan......it was a hot day she was running and looking regal.....altho she began to slow down and display signs of discomfort.....and her 3 minute lead began to reduce and reduce until it was down to a minute as the 26 mile distance ticked over.......than it happened it was all over so quick but truly the biggest surprise since no mas.......Suddenly paula stopped turned her back and went to the street curb she squatted and shitted all over the street , a vibrant yellow orange poo....than she got up like a street dog and started running.....now to recap as she went to squat with her back turned a tv cameraman followed her....the insensitive arsehole didn't seem to cotton on to what was going on............Paula carried on for a few miles than had to stop again with cramps the pain too much the TV cameras were in her face as she bellowed tears of sadness and the music came on for the ending credits..........now that was a pretty shitty scene....I think its more shitty than your shitting in the middle of the ring premise.........what do you think my old mate? would u rather be a world class multi medalled world record holding athletics star known to some as the "shitting lady" or a Roberto duran who poo in the ring rather than say no mas?

It's like Kal and Land without the D.

If it were me, you better have that towel and pail ready immediately at the bell. "What's going on in that corner? What's he doing with that towel? And that pail? Why is he sitting on on the pail??? WAIT!! LOL I think he's moving his bowels. Folks, this is a television first." ... Then you scream at your seconds to get some damp rags ready and make them wipe your ass.. "No corner instructions for the next round???".... "YEAH!!! Get your clean ass out there and box!"

[Dixonian]

say kalan.... I hope im pronouncing your name properly......I sort of say KAY--LAAAAAARN......its quite Vulcan sounding.....anyway my old friend....are you familiar with paula Radcliffe?..........a world class marathoner........the world record holder no less...British runnings golden girl.....a box office attraction runner who bought pain , tears and high drama to her races with her unique style of racing......first as a unlucky loser.....than one of the greatest middle distance racers of all time.......she was gonna have a home coming coming out party as you Americans say.......the London Marathan......it was a hot day she was running and looking regal.....altho she began to slow down and display signs of discomfort.....and her 3 minute lead began to reduce and reduce until it was down to a minute as the 26 mile distance ticked over.......than it happened it was all over so quick but truly the biggest surprise since no mas.......Suddenly paula stopped turned her back and went to the street curb she squatted and shitted all over the street , a vibrant yellow orange poo....than she got up like a street dog and started running.....now to recap as she went to squat with her back turned a tv cameraman followed her....the insensitive arsehole didn't seem to cotton on to what was going on............Paula carried on for a few miles than had to stop again with cramps the pain too much the TV cameras were in her face as she bellowed tears of sadness and the music came on for the ending credits..........now that was a pretty shitty scene....I think its more shitty than your shitting in the middle of the ring premise.........what do you think my old mate? would u rather be a world class multi medalled world record holding athletics star known to some as the "shitting lady" or a Roberto duran who poo in the ring rather than say no mas?

It's like Kal and Land without the D.

If it were me, you better have that towel and pail ready immediately at the bell. "What's going on in that corner? What's he doing with that towel? And that pail? Why is he sitting on on the pail??? WAIT!! LOL I think he's moving his bowels. Folks, this is a television first." ... Then you scream at your seconds to get some damp rags ready and make them wipe your ass.. "No corner instructions for the next round???".... "YEAH!!! Get your clean ass out there and box!"

Hang on, are you being self-deprecating!!??