Boxings Big Man- Adam Smith

[Bricks]

Somewhere on Saturday night in a penthouse city suite would have been a slim man in his early 40s lying on a recliner in a £4000 a night penthouse apartment having grapes being fed to him by two young eastern European blondes.

This man would have been feeling on top of the world thinking to himself "I sold dogshit to those internet trolls and shaven headed meathead white van man types who watch this sshitty sport of boxing, and those failed Jeremy kyle show applicants bought it hook line and sinker spending the weeks giro on my shhhity little box office venture"......tears would roll down the mans eyes as he thought of the £5 million bonus as head of sky boxing he had just earned , about a sport that no one knew he couldn't give a shhit about or its illiterate oafish competitors.

Whatever u think about the man right now Adam Smith is to British boxing what Don King was to the heavyweight division in the 1980s. He is the man. Smith rules Sky with an iron fist it is his way or the highway. He has these former world champions cowering in his presence worried about losing their job if they don't do what smith tells them to, Smith has them towing the company line, not allowed to call doggshit dogshhit...he rules with an iron fist. Eddie hearn ssshit himself talking to Derek Chisora. Adam smith talked him down and didn't take a backwards step.Hell he had that lanky streak of pisss Johnny nelson perched up on a tiny stool like some silly sod......just cos he can.Wouldnt surprise me if poor johhny got piles cos of Adams stool policy

His ruthless streak is evident in his stabbing Ed Robinson in the back and sending him off to exile. He saw Robinson as a threat and purged him the way a third world dictator would his opposition.He had his people decounce Robinson as "that uncle paulie's robot voiced drone" on these very pages.

Ive been a critic we all have but the facts are Smith put on a carnival fight and had the idiots at radio 4, the morons on bbc breakfast news, the casual fan nickel and dime peons talking about the fight as if it was rocky v ivan drago for the 21st century. He dressed up dog shhit with a fancy sauce and pasta and sold it to a huge audience who are begging for more.

U can imagine smith waking up on sunday morning reading the sunday papers and pumping his fist and saying "gagging for it"

[DazDiCanio]

There will never be a better post on this forum.

[Stuarty]

[TheGingerBomber]

I like Ed Robinson.

[Stuarty]

I like Ed Robinson.

Likewise

[TheGingerBomber]

I like Ed Robinson.

Likewise

I think we're partners!

[boxingknockout]

Great post.

Is there a man whose voice doesn't suit his looks more than Adam Smith?

What you mean, growling like a ferocious, ravenous lion?

[samwbr]

I like Ed Robinson.

What's happened to him?

[DazDiCanio]

Did he not sack big Glenn then had to backtrack because of the backlash?

[afcpaul]

Somewhere on Saturday night in a penthouse city suite would have been a slim man in his early 40s lying on a recliner in a £4000 a night penthouse apartment having grapes being fed to him by two young eastern European blondes.

This man would have been feeling on top of the world thinking to himself "I sold dogshit to those internet trolls and shaven headed meathead white van man types who watch this sshitty sport of boxing, and those failed Jeremy kyle show applicants bought it hook line and sinker spending the weeks giro on my shhhity little box office venture"......tears would roll down the mans eyes as he thought of the £5 million bonus as head of sky boxing he had just earned , about a sport that no one knew he couldn't give a shhit about or its illiterate oafish competitors.

Whatever u think about the man right now Adam Smith is to British boxing what Don King was to the heavyweight division in the 1980s. He is the man. Smith rules Sky with an iron fist it is his way or the highway. He has these former world champions cowering in his presence worried about losing their job if they don't do what smith tells them to, Smith has them towing the company line, not allowed to call doggshit dogshhit...he rules with an iron fist. Eddie hearn ssshit himself talking to Smelly Delly Chisora. Adam smith talked him down and didn't take a backwards step.Hell he had that lanky streak of pisss Johnny nelson perched up on a tiny stool like some silly
sod......just cos he can.Wouldnt surprise me if poor johhny got piles cos of Adams stool policy

His ruthless streak is evident in his stabbing Ed Robinson in the back and sending him off to exile. He saw Robinson as a threat and purged him the way a third world dictator would his opposition.He had his people decounce Robinson as "that uncle paulie's robot voiced drone" on these very pages.

Ive been a critic we all have but the facts are Smith put on a carnival fight and had the idiots at radio 4, the morons on bbc breakfast news, the casual fan nickel and dime peons talking about the fight as if it was rocky v ivan drago for the 21st century. He dressed up dog shhit with a fancy sauce and pasta and sold it to a huge audience who are begging for more.

U can imagine smith waking up on sunday morning reading the sunday papers and pumping his fist and saying "gagging for it"

I've heard that Sky one were so impressed they have commissioned him to produce next Christmases pantomime.

[TheGingerBomber]

I like Ed Robinson.

What's happened to him?

I dunno! According to this fella Adam smith has served up to his pet alligator. I'm sure he was on a show not long ago!

[sammy95]

I like Ed Robinson.

What's happened to him?

I dunno! According to this fella Adam smith has served up to his pet alligator. I'm sure he was on a show not long ago!

Still very much a part of Sky Boxing, he just hasn't been presenting recently I believe. As a big fan of Ed, I hope he is part of other projects like NXT GEN etc

[TheCobra]

Somewhere on Saturday night in a penthouse city suite would have been a slim man in his early 40s lying on a recliner in a £4000 a night penthouse apartment having grapes being fed to him by two young eastern European blondes.

This man would have been feeling on top of the world thinking to himself "I sold dogshit to those internet trolls and shaven headed meathead white van man types who watch this sshitty sport of boxing, and those failed Jeremy kyle show applicants bought it hook line and sinker spending the weeks giro on my shhhity little box office venture"......tears would roll down the mans eyes as he thought of the £5 million bonus as head of sky boxing he had just earned , about a sport that no one knew he couldn't give a shhit about or its illiterate oafish competitors.

Whatever u think about the man right now Adam Smith is to British boxing what Don King was to the heavyweight division in the 1980s. He is the man. Smith rules Sky with an iron fist it is his way or the highway. He has these former world champions cowering in his presence worried about losing their job if they don't do what smith tells them to, Smith has them towing the company line, not allowed to call doggshit dogshhit...he rules with an iron fist. Eddie hearn ssshit himself talking to Smelly Delly Chisora. Adam smith talked him down and didn't take a backwards step.Hell he had that lanky streak of pisss Johnny nelson perched up on a tiny stool like some silly sod......just cos he can.Wouldnt surprise me if poor johhny got piles cos of Adams stool policy

His ruthless streak is evident in his stabbing Ed Robinson in the back and sending him off to exile. He saw Robinson as a threat and purged him the way a third world dictator would his opposition.He had his people decounce Robinson as "that uncle paulie's robot voiced drone" on these very pages.

Ive been a critic we all have but the facts are Smith put on a carnival fight and had the idiots at radio 4, the morons on bbc breakfast news, the casual fan nickel and dime peons talking about the fight as if it was rocky v ivan drago for the 21st century. He dressed up dog shhit with a fancy sauce and pasta and sold it to a huge audience who are begging for more.

U can imagine smith waking up on sunday morning reading the sunday papers and pumping his fist and saying "gagging for it"

I actually read most of this in Adam Smith's fake gravelly voice. it made it more fun.

Totally agree with the content by the way.

[Bricks]

I like Ed Robinson.

What's happened to him?

I dunno! According to this fella Adam smith has served up to his pet alligator. I'm sure he was on a show not long ago!

The four eyed girl with big tits and hair in her 20s has replaced Ed presenting the big fights and also the instudio role.

Its a shame. Ed was a former boxer. He is a trained articulate journalist who served his dues writing and travelling around the country. He is capable of asking the hard questions and takes the time to listen to the fans. I think Robinson should be running the show.

[broomy7s]

They got Katie Abdo or whatever her name was in and she didn't last long as she was shagging Macklin. Now they've got Anna woolhouse. Bit of a downgrade in the eye candy stakes.

[TheGingerBomber]

What's happened to him?

I dunno! According to this fella Adam smith has served up to his pet alligator. I'm sure he was on a show not long ago!

The four eyed girl with big tits and hair in her 20s has replaced Ed presenting the big fights and also the instudio role.

Its a shame. Ed was a former boxer. He is a trained articulate journalist who served his dues writing and travelling around the country. He is capable of asking the hard questions and takes the time to listen to the fans. I think Robinson should be running the show.

Yeah, she's top notch on the eyes, but Ed has an air about him. Well spoken and I don't think he ever gives his opinion on TV!

[MightyWarrior]

unfortunately the robotic & dull Robinson is still there, on the late night shift - he's well informed ( and yes, nice ) but an absolutely terrible presenter - which means that god awful twat head Smith will no doubt keep him on.

[Nightmare Roy]

Said it before and I'll say it again, get Demspey running the studio side of things and Darke ringside.

[Autobarn]

Said it before and I'll say it again, get Demspey running the studio side of things and Darke ringside.

Good old days. Back then we probably took it for granted.

[rhino222]

Said it before and I'll say it again, get Demspey running the studio side of things and Darke ringside.

yes, roll back the years, lets dig up harry carpenter too!! (RIP Sir harry, know what i mean)

[milpool]

Can someone actually confirm what happened and why Naz had poor Adam in tears? I've heard the rumour but what it the fact?

[Stuarty]

Can someone actually confirm what happened and why Naz had poor Adam in tears? I've heard the rumour but what it the fact?

Naz stole his microphone and refused to give him it back unless Adam tucked his willy in between his legs and asked for it back in a lady's voice.... Reluctantly Adam done as Naz said but the Prince wasn't for giving him it back Queue the waterworks

[Counter-puncher]

Can someone actually confirm what happened and why Naz had poor Adam in tears? I've heard the rumour but what it the fact?

Naz stole his microphone and refused to give him it back unless Adam tucked his willy in between his legs and asked for it back in a lady's voice.... Reluctantly Adam done as Naz said but the Prince wasn't for giving him it back Queue the waterworks

[boxingknockout]

Ok will delete

[Bricks]

Can someone actually confirm what happened and why Naz had poor Adam in tears? I've heard the rumour but what it the fact?

Naz stole his microphone and refused to give him it back unless Adam tucked his willy in between his legs and asked for it back in a lady's voice.... Reluctantly Adam done as Naz said but the Prince wasn't for giving him it back Queue the waterworks

Aye but u kind of get the feeling Adam would have Naz put in his place these days. U can imagine Naz turning up at one of the box office fights. Smith gets him a ringside seat for old times sake.......and crucially also gives Naz plenty of food tokens for the Sky VIP buffet. Naz ends up sshitting and farting his way through a PPV he stinks out the 02 arena with his aroma as one of the toilets gets blocked.To make matters worse Naz gets stuck in a toilet and the emergency services are called. Its like Fanman for the 2010's as paramedics rush the venue. The main event is Bellew v Hughie Fury and the Fury's who never hold back a thought tell the crowd they won inspite of the gas the fat bastard who used to fight gassed the building with and that the toilet episode which meant the fight had to be adjourned for 20 minutes as special fat basstard stuck in a toilet machinery has to be airlifted in.......bottom line. Adam Smith has the last laugh......he always done. That's why he rules british boxing......