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Greetings people of The Sim...



It is time that we graciously make your acquaintance.

I come from a far away land and have spent my life travelling, and in that time I have seen it all. Yet, as I stand before this wondrous conglomeration of violence, I can't help but guffaw at the collection of milksops you call managers.

Nonetheless, I humbly greet you all with the strong hand of greatness you have been lacking. Shake it now my friends, for soon you will fear and hate it. Something I am sure you will welcome like an old friend.

Our plan for Sim supremacy is merely just beginning to unfold, and as the weeks go on you will all realize your grisly fate. I notice this section you call "BoxRecSim HOF," one day it will feel like I was there all along. For our greatness knows no bounds.

Now, without further ado, I would like to introduce to you the combatants you will bow to by the end of this season:

"The Genetic Jackhammer" Jack Dempsey is a man amongst men. He has the talent of Zeus and the gall of Odysseus. He once beat Babe Ruth in a hot dog eating contest and then defeated a young Jesse Owens in a foot race later that day. This man eats lightning and craps thunder. Rumor has it that he may also have fathered several children all over the world.



Vassiliy Jirov has seen some very bad, bad things. Vassiliy Jirov has done some very bad, bad things. He knows he is not like other people, but that is ok, because he likes doing the dirty work. Any time you need a friend, he is there. Any time you need protection, he is there. Any time you need a "Triggerman," he is there. That is why when you step into the ring with him you are fighting a man that is prepared to die.



Vitali "Dr. Love Fist" Klitschko used to be known for beating people up, he still is, but now he wants you to know that he is here to steal your women too. In fact, he wants "all you fat, ugly, out-of-shape, internet geek, TV Troper sweathogs to keep the noise down, while he takes his robe off, and gives the ladies a good look at the sexiest man alive."



Holly "The Hybrid" Holm can do it all, inside the ring or out. She is here to prove that she is the true Alpha Female of this great organization, and the entire combat sporting world, and will exude dominance over all the weak harridans you have assembled here. Ready or not, "The Hybrid" cannot be stopped.



So there you have it ladies and gentleman, the stable of true greatness. Also, we would formally like to announce that from here on out we will be known as The Greater Power Promotions.



The time for jocularity is over, THE GREATER POWER SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!!

We at GBP are always amused and entertained by the little entrepreneurial hot dog stands that have come and gone through these many years. Sometimes serving up a splash of mustard, or relish to go with their anemic offerings.. But inevitably they are always reduced to pulp, quickly taking on the appearance of a stable that looks to have been spending much of their simulated lives in a ketchup keg.

Nothing like a new case of tomato cans to be used as new GBP "grist for the mill".


Let's hope you don't lose heart after only a few weeks of beatdowns.


But sadly........you very likely will.

BoxBuzz wrote: ↑19 Apr 2018, 21:49 We at GBP are always amused and entertained by the little entrepreneurial hot dog stands that have come and gone through these many years. Sometimes serving up a splash of mustard, or relish to go with their anemic offerings.. But inevitably they are always reduced to pulp, quickly taking on the appearance of a stable that looks to have been spending much of their simulated lives in a ketchup keg.

Nothing like a new case of tomato cans to be used as new GBP "grist for the mill".


Let's hope you don't lose heart after only a few weeks of beatdowns.


But sadly........you very likely will.

I'm not going anywhere. I have a great group of fighters.

Oh your crew is going places alright......straight to the local hospitals in ambulances.....more often than not.

BoxBuzz wrote: ↑24 Apr 2018, 18:25 Oh your crew is going places alright......straight to the local hospitals in ambulances.....more often than not.

Says the guy that ducked me this week!

You have a lot of bravado for a humongous wuss.

Duck? That is a word that is never even considered.

It may have been that the caliber of the event you suggested simply did not meet our rigorous standards.


Please remind us immediately just what you were proposing......we'll run it through committee, and if it makes sense we will consider this alleged proposal.

If not...we will counter offer with something that will meet a higher standard.




Thanks in advance for your assured compliance.

Dottier Charredo wrote: ↑23 Apr 2018, 12:18Vassiliy Jirov challenges Anaclet Wamba

Quack, quack.

Dottier Charredo wrote: ↑26 Apr 2018, 11:19

Dottier Charredo wrote: ↑23 Apr 2018, 12:18Vassiliy Jirov challenges Anaclet Wamba

Quack, quack.

Actually it's a case of Duck Soup, and you and your CrudezerWait VJ are going to end up in the pot.


Let's make this fight for next week, and immediately begin a best 2 out of 3 extravaganza that can not be interupted for regardless of win/loss record for 3 solid weeks, as it chugs it's way to an inevitable Tri Fecta For Wamba.

Now......just say yes with NO RESERVATIONS or CUSTOMIZATIONS...or you are say ing QUACK.........and you will live with your decision as you eat your words.

BoxBuzz wrote: ↑27 Apr 2018, 21:37

Dottier Charredo wrote: ↑26 Apr 2018, 11:19

Dottier Charredo wrote: ↑23 Apr 2018, 12:18Vassiliy Jirov challenges Anaclet Wamba

Quack, quack.

Actually it's a case of Duck Soup, and you and your CrudezerWait VJ are going to end up in the pot.


Let's make this fight for next week, and immediately begin a best 2 out of 3 extravaganza that can not be interupted for regardless of win/loss record for 3 solid weeks, as it chugs it's way to an inevitable Tri Fecta For Wamba.

Now......just say yes with NO RESERVATIONS or CUSTOMIZATIONS...or you are say ing QUACK.........and you will live with your decision as you eat your words.

Sign it up QuackBuzz

3 Solid weeks of beatings for Jirov have been signed on.

You can NOT back out once this fight is inked....no matter how humiliated you become.

You will endure the entire regimen. Or pull out now.

Abandon hope now, while you still can.

I see the officials saved your man this week. Clearly Wamba won the fight.....officials were not paying attention.

Or worse....you payed them handsomely for a bit of assistance.

No problem....Wamba is just warming up.........

BoxBuzz wrote: ↑04 May 2018, 22:45 I see the officials saved your man this week. Clearly Wamba won the fight.....officials were not paying attention.

Or worse....you payed them handsomely for a bit of assistance.

No problem....Wamba is just warming up.........

One Draw......One myopic DQ when your man was getting whupped on two of the scorecards.....
this does not look good for the "era" you speak of.

Unless of course it is the era of "so so" or "luke warm" which is upon us.

All I see is a loser whining

Sir....you are addressing a highly credited Sim Manager in good standing.

There is no whining in Sim Pugilism. Only Bombastics.

Update:

Wamba puts an end to this trilogy with an exclamation point.

Now go and remember your humililty in the face of greatness.

You got lucky in a fight you were losing, as far as I'm concerned Vassiliy CLEARLY is the victor of this feud, and it's not even close. He mopped the floor with your guy.

If you would like the chance to rectify your poor performance then by all means we can do it again.

Until then we can all agree that Jirov is the king of this rivalry.

All hail the King!

King Vassiliy, slayer of Wambas.

Dottier Charredo wrote: ↑17 May 2018, 21:28 You got lucky in a fight you were losing, as far as I'm concerned Vassiliy CLEARLY is the victor of this feud, and it's not even close. He mopped the floor with your guy.

If you would like the chance to rectify your poor performance then by all means we can do it again.

Until then we can all agree that Jirov is the king of this rivalry.

For some reason every time I see you mention Vassily in the Sim I think I'm reading Vitaly, and have to read it a 2nd time to notice my mistake

gilgamesh wrote: ↑17 May 2018, 23:00

Dottier Charredo wrote: ↑17 May 2018, 21:28 You got lucky in a fight you were losing, as far as I'm concerned Vassiliy CLEARLY is the victor of this feud, and it's not even close. He mopped the floor with your guy.

If you would like the chance to rectify your poor performance then by all means we can do it again.

Until then we can all agree that Jirov is the king of this rivalry.

For some reason every time I see you mention Vassily in the Sim I think I'm reading Vitaly, and have to read it a 2nd time to notice my mistake

If he had fought Vitali there would be none of the little wombat left. He would have sent him to his grave in the first match.

I see that Jirov is wearing his Court Jester suit.....is this your management decision? He's forced to wear goofy stuff for being punked by his superior?

You sir are full of "Fake News"

In the first fight the judges stopped Wamba from winning
In the second fight the Referee stopped Wamba from winning
IN the third fight there was no one available to save Jirov.


. So......Wamba clearly understood that to allow anyone to RULE but himself was a mistake. So he took it out of their incompetent hands.


Then what? I'll tell you what........it was NO RULES>>>>JUST WAMBA


He now goes to War vs Warring......

And then you mock us by pulling a clown move and calling out "Ali"? Trust me....if Jirov would really enjoy a Bash......the REAL Ali is always available.

The crown of solid gold and precious stones and jewels was bestowed upon him by a committee of fighting legends. Don't be jealous, it's not good form.

Bash Ali said something about Vassiliy's mother, he simply cannot go unpunished. If in the future his big brother Muhammad is looking for a fight then we may or may not choose to make those arrangements.

The King decides when he doles out his beatings.

Until then your stable of snowflakes should concentrate on trying not to adopt your habit of moaning like a hypochondriac.