And that was the case when Vassiliy Jirov repeatedly proved his superiority over the entire Crusierweight division, particularly Anaclet Wamba, and was rewarded King of The Sim by a committee of fighting legends.
As you can imagine, Ballsonya Magazine was extremely interested in speaking with "King" Vassiliy, and now we are finally able to share with you our "Conversation with a King:"
And with that "The King" walked out of the room and didn't say another word. But have no fear, because Ballsonya was able to secure another statement from the man known as "The Greater Power:"BALLSONYA MAGAZINE: Welcome "King" Vassiliy, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. With your recent string of victories over the fighter your team has referred to as "The Wombat" and, as others have used as well, "Wambum," have you considered dropping out of the rivalry and moving on to championship fights?
KING VASSILIY: Why would I need belts when I am King? I will smash his face until he quits or dies.
BM: We have heard rumors that you have undertaken some unusual training methods recently, would you care to elaborate?
KING VASSILIY: Yes, undertaking, that is a nice way to put it.
BM: If Professor X can move objects with his mind, why can't he make his legs move?
KING VASSILIY: This interview is over.
Some amazing developments in the annals of Simdom! Will The Greater Power ever stop making history? Doubtful. But at least we now know that he has a heart. This is Ballsonya Magazine, bringing you the best news in The BoxRec Sim since day one. Sayonara, buttface!Buzz, you ignorant slut.
You fell stupidly into our trap like a simple-minded lemming.
And now that you have been victim to beating after beating, we almost feel sorry for you. But they shall continue.
We have also noticed you make repeated reference to some petty knockdowns scored in fights that your fighter was mauled and thrashed into defeat in. Embarrassing display. Buck up, man.
Now, on to some business. If you are looking to enter your fighter in that tournament, well good luck, because you will suffer the shame of dropping out of this legendary rivalry. You see, "The Genetic Jackhammer" is already scheduled to wipe the entire field out, and The King wouldn't want to interrupt something like that.
But if it is a petty trinket you desire, then I suppose we could come to terms with some kind of pause in our dominance.
We simply need to be made aware of the opportunity and we will allow Annabelle to step aside while The King collects more gold.
And your pathetic attempt to build that reject you call a woman up into something less than trash has been slightly entertaining. If you would like to send her to a defeat against Holly "The Hybrid" we would gladly make that happen for you.
We have simply become amused with your team. "Wambum" and "Wandumb," it's like your own version of Tweedledee and Tweedledum, but I digress.
As a parting gift, The King has asked me to share with you his new theme song:
Ballsonya Magazine, June 2018
