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. . . but Fury wasn’t a human blob and David took a potion that made him invincible to injury and returned him to his 2008 awesome handsomeness, who wins?



Couldn’t resist.

Ok, fine, Fury remains the blob he was in 2017, to make it “fair.”

My money would be on Fury.

They'd get into a clinch in round 5 and Fury would fall onto Haye and his Hayemakerness would suffer an Injury rendering him unable to continue.

Fury gets the nod because he is ahead on the cards at the time.

Syntax Error wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 12:50

My money would be on Fury.

They'd get into a clinch in round 5 and Fury would fall onto Haye and his Hayemakerness would suffer an Injury rendering him unable to continue.

Fury gets the nod because he is ahead on the cards at the time.

I am shocked and dismayed!! You did not read the OP!!

Haye took a magic potion that makes him invinceable to injury. GET WITH THE PROGRAM, sir!

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 12:54

Syntax Error wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 12:50

My money would be on Fury.

They'd get into a clinch in round 5 and Fury would fall onto Haye and his Hayemakerness would suffer an Injury rendering him unable to continue.

Fury gets the nod because he is ahead on the cards at the time.

I am shocked and dismayed!! You did not read the OP!!

Haye took a magic potion that makes him invinceable to injury. GET WITH THE PROGRAM, sir!

Oh damn, I forgot the potion.

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 09:25 . . . but Fury wasn’t a human blob and David took a potion that made him invincible to injury and returned him to his 2008 awesome handsomeness, who wins?



Couldn’t resist.

I think this is the dumbest fuggin thread in history. You should be ashamed of yourself.
A magic potion?
Everyone knows good and we'll Haye would injure himself attempting to
drink the potion

Bicep tendon just pops right off as he lifts a 1 inch bottle to his lips

tiny_acres wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 13:08

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 09:25 . . . but Fury wasn’t a human blob and David took a potion that made him invincible to injury and returned him to his 2008 awesome handsomeness, who wins?



Couldn’t resist.

I think this is the dumbest fuggin thread in history. You should be ashamed of yourself.
A magic potion?
Everyone knows good and we'll Haye would injure himself attempting to
drink the potion

I can’t be expected to think of everything!

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 13:13

tiny_acres wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 13:08

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 09:25 . . . but Fury wasn’t a human blob and David took a potion that made him invincible to injury and returned him to his 2008 awesome handsomeness, who wins?



Couldn’t resist.

I think this is the dumbest fuggin thread in history. You should be ashamed of yourself.
A magic potion?
Everyone knows good and we'll Haye would injure himself attempting to
drink the potion

I can’t be expected to think of everything!

You sorry bastard

tiny_acres wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 13:14

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 13:13

tiny_acres wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 13:08

I think this is the dumbest fuggin thread in history. You should be ashamed of yourself.
A magic potion?
Everyone knows good and we'll Haye would injure himself attempting to
drink the potion

I can’t be expected to think of everything!

You sorry bastard

Can’t we just overlook the fact that it is humanly impossible for Haye to get into the ring uninjured?

Is THAT too much to ask? Let’s just play along with my plausible OP with Haye taking a magic potion that makes him invinceable to injury and returns him to his awesome handsomeness of 2008.

I am just trying to be fair here.

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 13:38

tiny_acres wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 13:14

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 13:13
I can’t be expected to think of everything!

You sorry bastard

Can’t we just overlook the fact that it is humanly impossible for Haye to get into the ring uninjured?

Is THAT too much to ask? Let’s just play along with my plausible OP with Haye taking a magic potion that makes him invinceable to injury and returns him to his awesome handsomeness of 2008.

I am just trying to be fair here.

Can we cast a special spell on boxrec posters to actually be objective?
Now that is some magic I could really enjoy

A draw probably

Noxy wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 14:19 A draw probably

Very perceptive. Given the parameters there is a very high chance that Fury (in blob form) would collapse on top of the invincible to injure Haye at his most awesome handsomeness, accomplishing a double TKO, or a pin by blob, depending on your perspective.

tiny_acres wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 14:17

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 13:38

tiny_acres wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 13:14
You sorry bastard

Can’t we just overlook the fact that it is humanly impossible for Haye to get into the ring uninjured?

Is THAT too much to ask? Let’s just play along with my plausible OP with Haye taking a magic potion that makes him invinceable to injury and returns him to his awesome handsomeness of 2008.

I am just trying to be fair here.

Can we cast a special spell on boxrec posters to actually be objective?
Now that is some magic I could really enjoy

Objectively; who wins SpongeBob Square Pants v Miss Piggy in 2005?

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 16:49

tiny_acres wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 14:17

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 13:38
Can’t we just overlook the fact that it is humanly impossible for Haye to get into the ring uninjured?

Is THAT too much to ask? Let’s just play along with my plausible OP with Haye taking a magic potion that makes him invinceable to injury and returns him to his awesome handsomeness of 2008.

I am just trying to be fair here.

Can we cast a special spell on boxrec posters to actually be objective?
Now that is some magic I could really enjoy

Objectively; who wins SpongeBob Square Pants v Miss Piggy in 2005?

Have you ever watched the Muppets?
Miss Piggy kicks some serious butt. This is a blowout of epic proportions.
Miss Piggy kills SpongeBob quickly, brutally and with no remorse

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 16:49

tiny_acres wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 14:17

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 13:38
Can’t we just overlook the fact that it is humanly impossible for Haye to get into the ring uninjured?

Is THAT too much to ask? Let’s just play along with my plausible OP with Haye taking a magic potion that makes him invinceable to injury and returns him to his awesome handsomeness of 2008.

I am just trying to be fair here.

Can we cast a special spell on boxrec posters to actually be objective?
Now that is some magic I could really enjoy

Objectively; who wins SpongeBob Square Pants v Miss Piggy in 2005?

Miss Piggy was well past her best in 2005.

Her prime was circa 1978.

Syntax Error wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 17:07

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 16:49

tiny_acres wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 14:17

Can we cast a special spell on boxrec posters to actually be objective?
Now that is some magic I could really enjoy

Objectively; who wins SpongeBob Square Pants v Miss Piggy in 2005?

Miss Piggy was well past her best in 2005.

Her prime was circa 1978.

Piggy would takeout SpngeBob, Patrick and Mr. Crabs at the same time

Fury would've beaten him.

gilgamesh wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 17:15 Fury would've beaten him.

Even with the magic potion?!!

ironbeard wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 17:25

gilgamesh wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 17:15 Fury would've beaten him.

Even with the magic potion?!!

?

How many of these sort of threads to we really need? At first it was Haye-Fury 2014 and now Haye-Fury 2017. FFS! Give it a rest.

Moderators, please do your job, because the next two threads that’ll be created will inevitably be Haye-Fury 2015 and Haye-Fury 2016.

What about Haye-Fury 2010, Haye-Fury 2011, Haye-Fury 2012 and Haye-Fury 2013?

Enlightened-One wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 19:26 How many of these sort of threads to we really need? At first it was Haye-Fury 2014 and now Haye-Fury 2017. FFS! Give it a rest.

Moderators, please do your job, because the next two threads that’ll be created will inevitably be Haye-Fury 2015 and Haye-Fury 2016.

I think this thread was just to have a laugh

tiny_acres wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 19:27

Enlightened-One wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 19:26 How many of these sort of threads to we really need? At first it was Haye-Fury 2014 and now Haye-Fury 2017. FFS! Give it a rest.

Moderators, please do your job, because the next two threads that’ll be created will inevitably be Haye-Fury 2015 and Haye-Fury 2016.

I think this thread was just to have a laugh

Sorry, you’re right. I keep seeing these sort of threads so often that those few that are being intentionally cheeky often slip through the net.

Enlightened-One wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 19:28

tiny_acres wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 19:27

Enlightened-One wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 19:26 How many of these sort of threads to we really need? At first it was Haye-Fury 2014 and now Haye-Fury 2017. FFS! Give it a rest.

Moderators, please do your job, because the next two threads that’ll be created will inevitably be Haye-Fury 2015 and Haye-Fury 2016.

I think this thread was just to have a laugh

Sorry, you’re right. I keep seeing these sort of threads so often that those few that are being intentionally cheeky often slip through the net.

I almost did the same thing. This one was at least comical

Enlightened-One wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 19:26What about Haye-Fury 2010, Haye-Fury 2011, Haye-Fury 2012 and Haye-Fury 2013?

Before 2013, Haye. After 2013, Fury. And during 2013, had their fight gone ahead, I felt it was about 70:30 in Haye's favour. It was between Haye's ability to land a fight-ending punch and Fury's ability to smother and tire with his size.

In 2018, Naz. But only with his flying carpet.