Battle of the totties

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Battle of the totties

Post by MasterG »

I know womens boxing isnt everyones cup of cha but the big battle tomorrow night.

Claressa Shields v Christina Hammer

For anyone who remotely cares how you see this going. Personally I see Hammer beating Shields over the distance.
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MasterG wrote: 12 Apr 2019, 12:59 I know womens boxing isnt everyones cup of cha but the big battle tomorrow night.

Claressa Shields v Christina Hammer

For anyone who remotely cares how you see this going. Personally I see Hammer beating Shields over the distance.
I'd go with Shields. This should be a decent fight, though.
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shields will be given the decision

im kinda underwhelmed though, 2 time gold medalist and pretty much unbeatable in the ams, but then cant even score a knockdown as a pro so far. womens mma and kickboxing are better. funner fights and they actually knock each other out some times
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jamamb wrote: 12 Apr 2019, 13:13 pretty much unbeatable in the ams
I am sure I read she only lost one fight as an amateur to an English girl.

I have seen a clip of the English girl and she looks like she took up boxing a fortnight ago.
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jamamb wrote: 12 Apr 2019, 13:13 shields will be given the decision

im kinda underwhelmed though, 2 time gold medalist and pretty much unbeatable in the ams, but then cant even score a knockdown as a pro so far. womens mma and kickboxing are better. funner fights and they actually knock each other out some times
Until they make women's x3 mins a round this will keep happening :doh:
Not really Shields' fault.
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id say when you cant score a kd in any of your fights despite landing loads its a bit of your own power shortcoming. granted longer fight times would lead to more accumulation, fatigue, etc
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bripez wrote: 12 Apr 2019, 14:04 I am sure I read she only lost one fight as an amateur to an English girl.

I have seen a clip of the English girl and she looks like she took up boxing a fortnight ago.

The English girl was Savannah Marshall......................
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bripez wrote: 12 Apr 2019, 14:04 I am sure I read she only lost one fight as an amateur to an English girl.

I have seen a clip of the English girl and she looks like she took up boxing a fortnight ago.
The English girl who “looks like she took up boxing a fortnight ago” actually beat Shields on route to becoming world champion in China. Now unbeaten as a pro under Peter Fury. How many world titles was it you won again mate?

Im a huge Shields fan me. Ever since I got 33/1 on her to win the 2012 Olympics. Won me my biggest ever bet and was sensational. Hers is some story.

Hopefully she beats Hammer and in 2020 they start beating the drum for Shields v Marshall and both girls earn good money for their ‘revenge or repeat’ showdown.
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Shields has a 9inch cock
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TheGoods wrote: 13 Apr 2019, 00:14 The English girl who “looks like she took up boxing a fortnight ago” actually beat Shields on route to becoming world champion in China. Now unbeaten as a pro under Peter Fury. How many world titles was it you won again mate?
That’s the point I am making - even the ones winning top titles look garbage (in my opinion).

Not sure if your last comment is relevant - otherwise forums like this wouldn’t exist as the only members would be Lomachenko and Cannelo, mate.
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Id teabag both of them :yay:
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jamamb wrote: 12 Apr 2019, 13:13 shields will be given the decision

im kinda underwhelmed though, 2 time gold medalist and pretty much unbeatable in the ams, but then cant even score a knockdown as a pro so far. womens mma and kickboxing are better. funner fights and they actually knock each other out some times
Women's physiology is different to men, most of a woman's strength is concentrated around the core.

As such, throwing big punches isn't really in there physical make up.

However, with enough Greco-Roman or Ju-jitzu training some women can potentially become quite formidable wrestlers.

Some are also capable of kicking very hard as the leg muscles are closer to the core than the upper body muscles are.
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Stuarty wrote: 13 Apr 2019, 05:30 Id teabag both of them :yay:
Clarissa would bite off your sack, she looks mental.
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Stuarty wrote: 13 Apr 2019, 00:46 Shields has a 9inch cock
While I have nothing to add to this thread I just knew you'd be in here!
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banjo wrote: 13 Apr 2019, 10:34 While I have nothing to add to this thread I just knew you'd be in here!
Fuckin right bruv! They both make me moist :yay:
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Stuarty wrote: 13 Apr 2019, 00:46 Shields has a 9inch cock
You wish
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dr_devious wrote: 13 Apr 2019, 11:09You wish
It's like a pint can of Stella
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Stuarty wrote: 13 Apr 2019, 05:30 Id teabag both of them :yay:
He's back and on form by the sounds of it :TU:
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From the little I’ve seen of them as pros Hammer stands Shields on her head.
Shields is a must follow in twitter though - she writes some absolute bollocks and talks more shite than a Froch/Smith commentary combo. She’s nuts
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bigjack wrote: 13 Apr 2019, 14:31 He's back and on form by the sounds of it :TU:
Has me googling urban dictionary every time :lol:
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Re: Battle of the totties

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so sheilds wins by wide ud, she is the feather fisted ruler of big gurl womens boxing
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Re: Battle of the totties

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Having a crap card is not the way to elevate women's boxing.
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Watched the undercard which was aids, couldn't handle the main event
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Post by milpool »

I didn’t mind the Franklin/Booker fight, it wasn’t exactly a classic boxing match but it was definitely watchable.

As for the main event, fair play to Shields as it was a dominant performance but I can’t stand her. Nice to hear her say that she’ll ‘kill’ Savannah Marshall, classy.
Oh, and despite her getting a bit of a towelling, I’ve now got a massive crush on Christina Hammer :oops:
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I caught the end of the fight ,I was a bit surprised at how low the skill level was especially in defense as I have only heard of 4 female boxers these 2 Katie Taylor and Natasha Jonas , Katie Taylor is at another level from what I saw
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