Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?

[Stuarty]

Let SuBo sit on my face for half an hour...
Go skinny dipping at Michael Barrymore's gaff...
Let Katie and Gerry McCann take my kids on holiday...
Squat on a cactus...
Pour tabasco up my japs eye...
Let Harold Shipman do my flu jags...

You get the picture...

[polecateddy]

He’s like a bad version of early Henry Akinwande, although to be fair to the now nearly forgotten Henry, he did eventually get a bit of dynamism about him before Lewis snuffed out his career.

[milpool]

Have a chat with Leslie Grantham on webcam.

[Stuarty]

Have a chat with Leslie Grantham on webcam.

[Stuarty]

Steal one of Carl Froch's onion rings

[smiling assassin]

Rather watch me mum fornicate me dad with a strap on

[Stuarty]

Rather watch me mum fornicate me dad with a strap on

[margaret thatcher]

Let SuBo sit on my face for half an hour...
Go skinny dipping at Michael Barrymore's gaff...
Let Katie and Gerry McCann take my kids on holiday...
Squat on a cactus...
Pour tabasco up my japs eye...
Let Harold Shipman do my flu jags...

You get the picture...

Let's be honest, the real question here is what amazing fantasy fights would we need to conjure up to find one that you would want to watch more than you would want to do these things. Would be a pretty short list I imagine

[cormack]

I will probly watch it and shout at the telly !

spotty dosser

[Stuarty]

Let SuBo sit on my face for half an hour...
Go skinny dipping at Michael Barrymore's gaff...
Let Katie and Gerry McCann take my kids on holiday...
Squat on a cactus...
Pour tabasco up my japs eye...
Let Harold Shipman do my flu jags...

You get the picture...

Let's be honest, the real question here is what amazing fantasy fights would we need to conjure up to find one that you would want to watch more than you would want to do these things. Would be a pretty short list I imagine

Fair point aye

[keirw]

I'd rather give Anne Hegarty a rim job the morning after curry night.

[jamesmcdonnell]

Be eaten alive by a nest full of fire ants.

[tomclarky]

I'd rather clean up after one of Prince Andrew's house parties

[margaret thatcher]

I'd rather wash Hughie's acne laden back than watch him fight

[KiwiRider]

I'd rather wash Hughie's acne laden back than watch him fight

It prevents his opponent from clinching, it's one of his many defensive attributes

[keithmoonhangover]

I'd rather vote for Corbyn than watch Hughie Fury. Wait a minute, would I fvck. I'd rather watch a continuous loop of DeLeon-Nelson for the rest of my life than vote for that antisemitic arsehole.

[fizzjambo]

I’d rather piss on Boris on fire

[oogiebe]

Slide down a giant razor blade into a bucket of rubbing alcohol.

[chiggsy]

I'd rather sh it a sea urchin

[ShadrachSimmo]

Shave my balls with a rusty wallpaper scraper......dry.

[bigjack]

Sit in the passenger seat in Prince Andrews car anywhere in Paris

[Wee Tommy]

I’d rather do a 69 with Frank Maloney.

[Stuarty]

I’d rather do a 69 with Frank Maloney.

Has she still got a cock?

[bigjack]

I’d rather suck the venom outta every one of Hughie zits than watch him box mr Sour

I'd rather squeeze all his zits onto a piece of bread and eat it for supper while wearing butterbeans jock strap on my head

[Controversial]

Lets just hope Tyson doesn't win the title and gives Hughie a shot. They would have to pay me £19.95 to watch it.