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Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 10:35
by Stuarty
Let SuBo sit on my face for half an hour...
Go skinny dipping at Michael Barrymore's gaff...
Let Katie and Gerry McCann take my kids on holiday...
Squat on a cactus...
Pour tabasco up my japs eye...
Let Harold Shipman do my flu jags...
You get the picture...
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 11:28
by polecateddy
He’s like a bad version of early Henry Akinwande, although to be fair to the now nearly forgotten Henry, he did eventually get a bit of dynamism about him before Lewis snuffed out his career.
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 12:07
by milpool
Have a chat with Leslie Grantham on webcam.
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 12:58
by Stuarty
milpool wrote: ↑25 Nov 2019, 12:07
Have a chat with Leslie Grantham on webcam.
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 12:59
by Stuarty
Steal one of Carl Froch's onion rings
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 13:53
by smiling assassin
Rather watch me mum fornicate me dad with a strap on
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 13:54
by Stuarty
smiling assassin wrote: ↑25 Nov 2019, 13:53
Rather watch me mum fornicate me dad with a strap on
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 14:52
by margaret thatcher
Stuarty wrote: ↑25 Nov 2019, 10:35
Let SuBo sit on my face for half an hour...
Go skinny dipping at Michael Barrymore's gaff...
Let Katie and Gerry McCann take my kids on holiday...
Squat on a cactus...
Pour tabasco up my japs eye...
Let Harold Shipman do my flu jags...
You get the picture...
Let's be honest, the real question here is what amazing fantasy fights would we need to conjure up to find one that you would want to watch more than you would want to do these things. Would be a pretty short list I imagine
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 15:05
by cormack
I will probly watch it and shout at the telly !
spotty dosser
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 15:48
by Stuarty
margaret thatcher wrote: ↑25 Nov 2019, 14:52
Stuarty wrote: ↑25 Nov 2019, 10:35
Let SuBo sit on my face for half an hour...
Go skinny dipping at Michael Barrymore's gaff...
Let Katie and Gerry McCann take my kids on holiday...
Squat on a cactus...
Pour tabasco up my japs eye...
Let Harold Shipman do my flu jags...
You get the picture...
Let's be honest, the real question here is what amazing fantasy fights would we need to conjure up to find one that you would want to watch more than you would want to do these things. Would be a pretty short list I imagine
Fair point aye
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 16:09
by keirw
I'd rather give Anne Hegarty a rim job the morning after curry night.
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 16:12
by jamesmcdonnell
Be eaten alive by a nest full of fire ants.
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 18:15
by tomclarky
I'd rather clean up after one of Prince Andrew's house parties
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 18:20
by margaret thatcher
I'd rather wash Hughie's acne laden back than watch him fight
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 18:45
by KiwiRider
margaret thatcher wrote: ↑25 Nov 2019, 18:20
I'd rather wash Hughie's acne laden back than watch him fight
It prevents his opponent from clinching, it's one of his many defensive attributes
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 19:01
by keithmoonhangover
I'd rather vote for Corbyn than watch Hughie Fury. Wait a minute, would I fvck. I'd rather watch a continuous loop of DeLeon-Nelson for the rest of my life than vote for that antisemitic arsehole.
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 19:28
by fizzjambo
I’d rather piss on Boris on fire
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 25 Nov 2019, 20:21
by oogiebe
Slide down a giant razor blade into a bucket of rubbing alcohol.
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 26 Nov 2019, 02:03
by chiggsy
I'd rather sh it a sea urchin
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 26 Nov 2019, 02:07
by ShadrachSimmo
Shave my balls with a rusty wallpaper scraper......dry.
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 26 Nov 2019, 07:21
by bigjack
Sit in the passenger seat in Prince Andrews car anywhere in Paris
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 26 Nov 2019, 07:28
by Wee Tommy
I’d rather do a 69 with Frank Maloney.
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 26 Nov 2019, 08:48
by Stuarty
Wee Tommy wrote: ↑26 Nov 2019, 07:28
I’d rather do a 69 with Frank Maloney.
Has she still got a cock?
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 26 Nov 2019, 09:55
by bigjack
Shhhh wrote: ↑26 Nov 2019, 09:21
I’d rather suck the venom outta every one of Hughie zits than watch him box mr Sour
I'd rather squeeze all his zits onto a piece of bread and eat it for supper while wearing butterbeans jock strap on my head
Re: Things you'd rather do than watch a Hughie Fury fight....?
Posted: 26 Nov 2019, 10:20
by Controversial
Lets just hope Tyson doesn't win the title and gives Hughie a shot. They would have to pay me £19.95 to watch it.