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off topic: best film quotes ever
Posted: 11 Feb 2005, 16:17
by Wales
"say hello to my little friend" - pacino scarface
"we're going to need a bigger boat" - JAWS
Posted: 11 Feb 2005, 16:29
by My T Sharp
- Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.
- He beat Joe Louis' ass!
- That's right he did whoop his ass!
- Joe Louis was 75 years old when he came out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano.
- I don't know how old he was but he got his ass whooped!
- Frank Sinatra came down and sat in this chair and I asked him “Frank, just between you and me, you good friends with Joe, how old Joe Louis is? Frank Sinatra said just between you and me Joe Louis 137 years old”.
- Man you lyin, you ain't never met no Frank Sinatra!
Coming to America
Posted: 11 Feb 2005, 16:42
by states
'Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son' - National Lampoon's Animal House
Posted: 11 Feb 2005, 17:45
by johnty1888
"Dying aint much of a livin"
Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood) to a bounty hunter who had come to kill him after the bounty hunter had told Wales "he has to make a livin"
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Posted: 12 Feb 2005, 06:46
by Old bones Ian
Ray Stantz: "Because dickless here shut down the containment unit!"
Mayor: "Is this true?"
Peter Venkman: "Yes it's true. This man has no dick."
ghostbusters
Posted: 12 Feb 2005, 08:43
by no1southpaw
now get some coal dust rubbed into those wounds you black brixton slag.
carling(ray winstone) after beating a fellow inmate in borstal to decide who is the daddy in scum
Posted: 12 Feb 2005, 08:43
by steve689
Anything from Pulp Fiction.
Posted: 12 Feb 2005, 08:59
by no1southpaw
that madam is torquay,what do expect to see from a torquay hotel window herds of wilderbeast roaming the plain.
basils reply to a elderly lady who is complaining about her room size and view.FAWLTEY TOWERS
im sorry we are right out of waldorfs.
the same classic comedy basils reply to a yank who asks for a waldorf salad in the restaurant,basil thinks waldorf is a type of food.
Posted: 12 Feb 2005, 10:44
by ILikeBeer
Posted: 12 Feb 2005, 12:26
by no1southpaw
jimmy-" there you are its dead you happy now youve killed me scooter you pudendum"
royal mail driver - "ive been driving 25 years never had an accident!"
jimmy - " never had an accident well youve had one now go on mr postman just fornicate off fornicate off leave me alone"
QUADRAPHENIA- JIMMY DRIVES HIS SCOOTER HEAD ON INTO A ROYAL MAIL VAN
Posted: 12 Feb 2005, 12:27
by no1southpaw
jimmy-" there you are its dead you happy now youve killed me scooter you pudendum"
royal mail driver - "ive been driving 25 years never had an accident!"
jimmy - " never had an accident well youve had one now go on mr postman just fornicate off fornicate off leave me alone"
QUADRAPHENIA- JIMMY DRIVES HIS SCOOTER HEAD ON INTO A ROYAL MAIL VAN
Posted: 12 Feb 2005, 15:08
by Jedi Knight
Adrien - "there's one thing I want you to do for me"
Adrien - "come here"
Adrien - "Win...........win!"
Micky - "What are we waiting fer"
Rocky II - In the hospital with Adrien, Rocky, Paulie and Micky
Posted: 12 Feb 2005, 16:45
by bollox
"Ah got shot in the butt-tocks"
Posted: 12 Feb 2005, 16:50
by Slapsie Maxie
Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fornicating Merlot!
Quite fornicating right too.
Slapsie
Posted: 13 Feb 2005, 07:38
by kevo
' Shit man, the chicks are packed, THE CHICKS ARE PACKED!'
The Warriors
Posted: 13 Feb 2005, 07:42
by ABA Boxing
I'll Be Back!
Bond James Bond
Posted: 13 Feb 2005, 09:02
by mrbassie
Posted: 13 Feb 2005, 09:12
by Bard of Boxrec
-Why are you dressed like a priest?
-you're an idiot
Welcome to Collinwood
Posted: 13 Feb 2005, 09:32
by Neri
'You SLAAAAAAG Ravis'
McVicar
Posted: 13 Feb 2005, 12:20
by kevo
Neri1983 wrote:'You SLAAAAAAG Ravis'
McVicar
Mcvicar is the worst film in the history of the world. Even worsr than the Krays.
Posted: 13 Feb 2005, 12:25
by Neri
The Warriors is even worse. what a load of bollocks. i would rather watch bad taste than that poor excuse of a film
Posted: 13 Feb 2005, 12:28
by kevo
Well you can fornicate right of matey. The Warriors is the best film ever. Plus, you only like Mcvicar cos you fancy Roger Daltrey.
Posted: 13 Feb 2005, 12:31
by Neri
well he is quite a handsome toned man
Roger Daltrey would fornicate up Swan and Ajax up anyway
Posted: 13 Feb 2005, 12:32
by Manos de Oro
That bloke that taps the milk bottles at the end of The Warriors looks a bit like Roger Daltrey.
Posted: 13 Feb 2005, 12:35
by kevo
Neri1983 wrote: Roger Daltrey would fornicate up Swan and Ajax up anyway
Swan maybe, but Ajax would kick the living shit out of Roger!!