fighters as food or drink

[margaret thatcher]

big bang zhang with his explosive banging hands would definitely be strongly flavoured

i'll say he's a schezuan hot pot


what about other fighters? who we got for dessert? who is the bland gluten free option?

[margaret thatcher]

william zepeda with his non stop work rate of varied punches is llike a huge plate of nachos with all sorts of different toppings, cheeses, dips, etc. loads of different flavours and never ending quantity. you're always working hard to finish it.

[DrDuke]

Jarrell Miller is a huge steak with loads of fat on it.

Canelo is a piece of Mexican beef.

Deontay Wilder is a crispy overroasted chicken nagget.

Terrence Crawford is a sugarsweet chocolate.

Alexander Povetkin is a pelmen.

Gennady Golovkin is a super meaty beshbarmak.

Artur Beterbiev is a roasty kebab.

Sergey Kovalev is a bottle of vodka.

Anthony Joshua is a can of the steroid flour.

[margaret thatcher]

love it

[gregregegg]

Andy Ruiz is that burrito you get off they guy that’s really friendly so tries to really load it up with good stuff but goes a bit too far then tries to roll it and it splits and then it ends up just being a sloppy mess of greezey beef and melted cheese.

[Sweet Dick Willie]

Sergey Kovalev is a bottle of vodka.

Anthony Joshua is a can of the steroid flour.

[deadpan]

John Fury is the post-wild boar banquet turd that won't flush.

[JC]

Nick Ball is that small but really strong pickled onion at the bottom of the jar.

Paulie Malignaggi is a slice of pizza sold somewhere mobsters hang out.

Vitali is a can of lager drank by construction workers.

Wladamir is the slightly more expensive, yuppie-version of the same lager.

[SeanBrennan]

this is a really funny thread, only just seen it.

Nick Ball a Sambuca, and I mean that in a good way.

[Grilling Machine]

DLH - Angel Delight
Calzaghe - White Lightning

[Controversial]

Johnny Nelson is warm milk. Sends you to sleep

[Grilling Machine]

David 'Crunchie' Haye - rippling outer with a honeycomb centre
Joe 'Custard' Joyce - slow and soft but hardens on impact

[margaret thatcher]

[KiwiRider]

Andy Ruiz is that burrito you get off they guy that’s really friendly so tries to really load it up with good stuff but goes a bit too far then tries to roll it and it splits and then it ends up just being a sloppy mess of greezey beef and melted cheese.

Faaark that sounds delicious