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big bang zhang with his explosive banging hands would definitely be strongly flavoured

i'll say he's a schezuan hot pot


what about other fighters? who we got for dessert? who is the bland gluten free option?

william zepeda with his non stop work rate of varied punches is llike a huge plate of nachos with all sorts of different toppings, cheeses, dips, etc. loads of different flavours and never ending quantity. you're always working hard to finish it.

Jarrell Miller is a huge steak with loads of fat on it.

Canelo is a piece of Mexican beef.

Deontay Wilder is a crispy overroasted chicken nagget.

Terrence Crawford is a sugarsweet chocolate.

Alexander Povetkin is a pelmen.

Gennady Golovkin is a super meaty beshbarmak.

Artur Beterbiev is a roasty kebab.

Sergey Kovalev is a bottle of vodka.

Anthony Joshua is a can of the steroid flour.

love it

Andy Ruiz is that burrito you get off they guy that’s really friendly so tries to really load it up with good stuff but goes a bit too far then tries to roll it and it splits and then it ends up just being a sloppy mess of greezey beef and melted cheese.

DrDuke wrote: ↑04 Jun 2024, 02:13 Sergey Kovalev is a bottle of vodka.

Anthony Joshua is a can of the steroid flour.

John Fury is the post-wild boar banquet turd that won't flush.

Nick Ball is that small but really strong pickled onion at the bottom of the jar.

Paulie Malignaggi is a slice of pizza sold somewhere mobsters hang out.

Vitali is a can of lager drank by construction workers.

Wladamir is the slightly more expensive, yuppie-version of the same lager.

this is a really funny thread, only just seen it.

Nick Ball a Sambuca, and I mean that in a good way.

DLH - Angel Delight
Calzaghe - White Lightning

Johnny Nelson is warm milk. Sends you to sleep

David 'Crunchie' Haye - rippling outer with a honeycomb centre
Joe 'Custard' Joyce - slow and soft but hardens on impact

gregregegg wrote: ↑04 Jun 2024, 03:59 Andy Ruiz is that burrito you get off they guy that’s really friendly so tries to really load it up with good stuff but goes a bit too far then tries to roll it and it splits and then it ends up just being a sloppy mess of greezey beef and melted cheese.

Faaark that sounds delicious