Queen To Turn Heavyweight!

HeavyHitters · Post by **HeavyHitters** » 03 Jun 2005, 15:19

I heard a rumor in the states that the Queen was thinking about becoming a "heavyweight" pro fighter. Is this true??

Does she really weigh over 200 lbs? ( or what ever stones? )

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 03 Jun 2005, 15:21

HeavyHitters wrote:

I think you have missed the point of those smiley things, they are supposed to appear after a joke

HeavyHitters · Post by **HeavyHitters** » 03 Jun 2005, 15:28

steve689 wrote:
HeavyHitters wrote:
I think you have missed the point of those smiley things, they are supposed to appear after a joke

Wow!!

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 03 Jun 2005, 15:38

jeej · Post by **jeej** » 03 Jun 2005, 18:44

Would you like a cup of tea or some fish and chips, HeavyHitters?

HeavyHitters · Post by **HeavyHitters** » 03 Jun 2005, 19:07

jeej wrote:Would you like a cup of tea or some fish and chips, HeavyHitters?

Well, maybe a spot of tea would do, Ol' mate'!

pasty_spud · Post by **pasty_spud** » 04 Jun 2005, 02:34

i was on holiday in the states last year and i swear, if another taxi driver asks me if i've had tea with the queen again i'll shoot em'

by the end of the holiday we just said we had, and they believed it

and they think everything is in london

example

taxi- so where are you guys from?
me - oldham, england
taxi - is that in london? (fair enough question)
me -no it's near manchester
taxi - is that in london.
me - no it's 200 mile away from london
taxi - jesus, i didn't know england was that big.

and this happened in every taxi we got in

jeej · Post by **jeej** » 04 Jun 2005, 03:12

A guy in New York said to me "oh England that's near Scotland right?" - "yes it is" - "my friend David lives in Scotland, do you know him?" - "ummm, I dont think so."

Manos de Oro · Post by **Manos de Oro** » 04 Jun 2005, 04:09

jeej wrote:A guy in New York said to me "oh England that's near Scotland right?" - "yes it is" - "my friend David lives in Scotland, do you know him?" - "ummm, I dont think so."

OMG, classic!!

Bard of Boxrec · Post by **Bard of Boxrec** » 04 Jun 2005, 13:13

'here be dragons'

The sad thing is, if you conducted a survey on 100 average americans about geography, that map would truly be an accurate illustration of the results...

El Brujo · Post by **El Brujo** » 04 Jun 2005, 14:03

Riddick Blowe wrote: 'here be dragons'

The sad thing is, if you conducted a survey on 100 average americans about geography, that map would truly be an accurate illustration of the results...

There was a case during the 96 Olympics when some guy from New Mexico called the 800 number for tickets to the Atlanta games and the operator told him, "Sorry, but this number is for Americans only". He was unable to convince her that New Mexico is part of the US.

Anyway, it runs both ways. I was in London years ago and when people found out I was from Texas, they automatically assumed that I lived on a ranch with lots of cattle and oil wells.

jeej · Post by **jeej** » 04 Jun 2005, 18:44

El Brujo wrote:
Riddick Blowe wrote: 'here be dragons'

The sad thing is, if you conducted a survey on 100 average americans about geography, that map would truly be an accurate illustration of the results...
There was a case during the 96 Olympics when some guy from New Mexico called the 800 number for tickets to the Atlanta games and the operator told him, "Sorry, but this number is for Americans only". He was unable to convince her that New Mexico is part of the US.

Anyway, it runs both ways. I was in London years ago and when people found out I was from Texas, they automatically assumed that I lived on a ranch with lots of cattle and oil wells.

You mean you dont?

HeavyHitters · Post by **HeavyHitters** » 06 Jun 2005, 00:26

Manos de Oro wrote:
jeej wrote:A guy in New York said to me "oh England that's near Scotland right?" - "yes it is" - "my friend David lives in Scotland, do you know him?" - "ummm, I dont think so."
OMG, classic!!

Well, we actually perceive our America to be 10 times larger than your map portrays there.... and our Tarrantino movies kick your foreign films' asses any day of the week!!

dookus · Post by **dookus** » 06 Jun 2005, 04:48

HeavyHitters wrote:
Well, we actually perceive our America to be 10 times larger than your map portrays there.... and our Tarrantino movies kick your foreign films' asses any day of the week!!

Which has nothing to do with your staggering lack of ability to make a decent crack about our, or in fact any, country.

barry · Post by **barry** » 06 Jun 2005, 04:57

Decent crack about other countries, no I think actually we are just a little more polite that all the assholes that like to portray us otherwise, I could certainly throw a few remarks out, but I won't as I don't have to go after an entire country, I prefer to focus on one idiot instead his country!

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 06 Jun 2005, 05:12

HeavyHitters wrote: and our Tarrantino movies kick your foreign films' asses any day of the week!!

Don't lie. You yanks can't get enough of our Hugh Grant Romantic 'comedies'.

Manos de Oro · Post by **Manos de Oro** » 06 Jun 2005, 05:16

Have to say I've been on friendly terms with just about every American I've come into contact with - and their have been a lot, of all ages, during the years. The only ones who came across as rude and obnoxious were immigrant taxi drivers speaking broken English. Do those people count as 'American', though?

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