Six Heads Gets The Squits

TerribleTerry · Post by **TerribleTerry** » 26 Apr 2006, 08:16

This, taken from fightnews.com:

"I just wanted to get out and go to the toilet," said former WBA welterweight champion Andrew "Six-Heads" Lewis after suddenly quiting midway through a bout he was winning on Saturday at the National Park in Georgetown, Guyana. Lewis was ahead on all three judges’ cards when he shockingly surrendered 37 seconds into round seven against Denny Dalton. Lewis later revealed to Stabroek Sport, "I preferred to lose the fight than mess up myself in front of all those people. Everyone saw that I was beating the hell out of Dalton. I was trying to hold in this stuff but in the seventh round I couldn't no more so I decided to quit." Lewis attributed his troubles to a milkshake he drank that afternoon. The Guyana Boxing Board of Control has withheld Lewis' purse pending an investigation. He is facing a possible fine or suspension.

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 26 Apr 2006, 08:25

Looks like Lewis might shit out on his purse then.

Loftgroov · Post by **Loftgroov** » 26 Apr 2006, 09:02

I say he lacked professionalism. He should have just dropped his shorts and soiled himself!

Imagine the promoters face

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 26 Apr 2006, 09:07

When ya gotta go ya gotta go!

Bloody hell that's a new one. What did he do, vault over the top rope and dissapear into the crowd dropping his shorts as he ran?

TerribleTerry · Post by **TerribleTerry** » 26 Apr 2006, 09:20

Paula Radcliffe gave us the blueprint for what to do when in the midst of athletic competition.

I expected to see runners throughout the London marathon circuit taking 'comfort breaks' on the side of the road, following Radcliffe's formula for success.

What does Six Heads think the spit bucket is there for!??!

Phenomenal-Nutrition · Post by **Phenomenal-Nutrition** » 26 Apr 2006, 09:23

He did have 1 whole miniute to let fly AND if thats not enough take a knee/sit down for a further 9 seconds. GONE IN 60 SECONDS............or 69

Coconut · Post by **Coconut** » 26 Apr 2006, 09:49

Phenomenal-Nutrition wrote:He did have 1 whole miniute to let fly AND if thats not enough take a knee/sit down for a further 9 seconds. GONE IN 60 SECONDS............or 69

NEVER kneel whilst pooing

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 26 Apr 2006, 09:51

A REAL man does it standing up...like Chuck Norris for example.

As well as a glass jaw, I fear 6 heads also has a glass arse...or a suspect arse at least.

bennie · Post by **bennie** » 26 Apr 2006, 10:08

This is why Duran quit against Leonard; and Boza against Arguello.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 26 Apr 2006, 10:11

Yep, I would have thought fighting with the shits would be difficult to say the least. Imagine if you took a shot to the guts, your arsehole would explode!

Duran had been taking laxatives and diuretics before the fight and had stomach cramps and the shites.

bennie · Post by **bennie** » 26 Apr 2006, 10:16

jamesmcdonnell wrote:Yep, I would have thought fighting with the shits would be difficult to say the least. Imagine if you took a shot to the guts, your arsehole would explode!

Duran had been taking laxatives and diuretics before the fight and had stomach cramps and the shites.

He also drank too much orange juice before the fight...Leonard's body shots did the rest. Duran actually did shit himself. As did Boza. They had no choice but to get out of there...

Phenomenal-Nutrition · Post by **Phenomenal-Nutrition** » 26 Apr 2006, 10:55

Coconut wrote:
Phenomenal-Nutrition wrote:He did have 1 whole miniute to let fly AND if thats not enough take a knee/sit down for a further 9 seconds. GONE IN 60 SECONDS............or 69

NEVER kneel whilst pooing

Thanks for the tip

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 26 Apr 2006, 11:35

bennie wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Yep, I would have thought fighting with the shits would be difficult to say the least. Imagine if you took a shot to the guts, your arsehole would explode!

Duran had been taking laxatives and diuretics before the fight and had stomach cramps and the shites.
He also drank too much orange juice before the fight...Leonard's body shots did the rest. Duran actually did shit himself. As did Boza. They had no choice but to get out of there...

Right, didn't know about the OJ, but Christine Brinkley (why she was involved I don't know) was interviewing him and photographing him prior to the fight and he was clearly in some distress and found out he had spent much of the time on the shitter before the fight even started.

rubberneck · Post by **rubberneck** » 26 Apr 2006, 12:58

I remember reading a several years back about a fighter who was making his professional debut. The nerves must have got the better of him because he shat himself in the second round. I think the fight was stopped and he was declared the loser, by tko.

Poor guy...

ciscokid · Post by **ciscokid** » 26 Apr 2006, 15:10

rubberneck wrote:I remember reading a several years back about a fighter who was making his professional debut. The nerves must have got the better of him because he shat himself in the second round. I think the fight was stopped and he was declared the loser, by tko.

Poor guy...

LOL!!!!

- Did Hopkins say that his worse bout was early in his career and he really needed to go and had to hold it in!

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 26 Apr 2006, 16:04

I'm sure i heard that Chavez had the shits during one of his fights, and had to get sponged off during the minute break

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 26 Apr 2006, 17:21

This is an interesting discussion, i have always wondered about what if a fighter needs a piss or a number 2 during a fight. Six Heads showed that quitting is the answer to toilet troubles, wonder if Dalton will give him a return

bennie · Post by **bennie** » 26 Apr 2006, 18:28

http://boxingkingdom.com/images/story/julio%20book.JPG

No peace for Julio

stujones · Post by **stujones** » 26 Apr 2006, 19:31

Who remembers Britains Matthew Yates sitting out (literally) on the 800 metres Olympic final and a possible medal (had the 3rd fastest time in the year) in either the 1992 or 1996 Olympics.

He was apparently a nervous reck prior to the final and had to go to the loo and missed the final.

Neri · Post by **Neri** » 27 Apr 2006, 00:59

Andrew "Turtle-Head" Lewis

Sorry

mattym · Post by **mattym** » 27 Apr 2006, 18:40

ah the internet. How it has brightened our lives

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 28 Apr 2006, 08:46

Crap thread this!.... 8)

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 28 Apr 2006, 08:48

Neri1983 wrote:Andrew "Turtle-Head" Lewis

Sorry

Perhaps now we know why he is called 'six heads'!!!....

:x :x :x

weetam · Post by **weetam** » 28 Apr 2006, 09:15

aye six turtle heads in his nickers and what about that lassie who peed hersel in the marathon live on tv

wee tam

Arsenal · Post by **Arsenal** » 28 Apr 2006, 12:44

I always thought Duran quit against Leonard because Leonard wouldn't stand and fight like the first fight?