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Six Heads Gets The Squits

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 08:16
by TerribleTerry
This, taken from fightnews.com:

"I just wanted to get out and go to the toilet," said former WBA welterweight champion Andrew "Six-Heads" Lewis after suddenly quiting midway through a bout he was winning on Saturday at the National Park in Georgetown, Guyana. Lewis was ahead on all three judges’ cards when he shockingly surrendered 37 seconds into round seven against Denny Dalton. Lewis later revealed to Stabroek Sport, "I preferred to lose the fight than mess up myself in front of all those people. Everyone saw that I was beating the hell out of Dalton. I was trying to hold in this stuff but in the seventh round I couldn't no more so I decided to quit." Lewis attributed his troubles to a milkshake he drank that afternoon. The Guyana Boxing Board of Control has withheld Lewis' purse pending an investigation. He is facing a possible fine or suspension.

:D

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 08:25
by Old bones Ian
Looks like Lewis might shit out on his purse then. :lol:

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 09:02
by Loftgroov
I say he lacked professionalism. He should have just dropped his shorts and soiled himself!

Imagine the promoters face :lol: :TU:

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 09:07
by MightyWarrior
When ya gotta go ya gotta go!

Bloody hell that's a new one. What did he do, vault over the top rope and dissapear into the crowd dropping his shorts as he ran?

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 09:20
by TerribleTerry
Paula Radcliffe gave us the blueprint for what to do when in the midst of athletic competition.

I expected to see runners throughout the London marathon circuit taking 'comfort breaks' on the side of the road, following Radcliffe's formula for success.

What does Six Heads think the spit bucket is there for!??!

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 09:23
by Phenomenal-Nutrition
He did have 1 whole miniute to let fly AND if thats not enough take a knee/sit down for a further 9 seconds. GONE IN 60 SECONDS............or 69

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 09:49
by Coconut
Phenomenal-Nutrition wrote:He did have 1 whole miniute to let fly AND if thats not enough take a knee/sit down for a further 9 seconds. GONE IN 60 SECONDS............or 69

NEVER kneel whilst pooing

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 09:51
by MightyWarrior
A REAL man does it standing up...like Chuck Norris for example.

As well as a glass jaw, I fear 6 heads also has a glass arse...or a suspect arse at least.

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 10:08
by bennie
This is why Duran quit against Leonard; and Boza against Arguello.

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 10:11
by jamesmcdonnell
Yep, I would have thought fighting with the shits would be difficult to say the least. Imagine if you took a shot to the guts, your arsehole would explode!

Duran had been taking laxatives and diuretics before the fight and had stomach cramps and the shites.

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 10:16
by bennie
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Yep, I would have thought fighting with the shits would be difficult to say the least. Imagine if you took a shot to the guts, your arsehole would explode!

Duran had been taking laxatives and diuretics before the fight and had stomach cramps and the shites.
He also drank too much orange juice before the fight...Leonard's body shots did the rest. Duran actually did shit himself. As did Boza. They had no choice but to get out of there...

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 10:55
by Phenomenal-Nutrition
Coconut wrote:
Phenomenal-Nutrition wrote:He did have 1 whole miniute to let fly AND if thats not enough take a knee/sit down for a further 9 seconds. GONE IN 60 SECONDS............or 69

NEVER kneel whilst pooing
Thanks for the tip

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 11:35
by jamesmcdonnell
bennie wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Yep, I would have thought fighting with the shits would be difficult to say the least. Imagine if you took a shot to the guts, your arsehole would explode!

Duran had been taking laxatives and diuretics before the fight and had stomach cramps and the shites.
He also drank too much orange juice before the fight...Leonard's body shots did the rest. Duran actually did shit himself. As did Boza. They had no choice but to get out of there...
Right, didn't know about the OJ, but Christine Brinkley (why she was involved I don't know) was interviewing him and photographing him prior to the fight and he was clearly in some distress and found out he had spent much of the time on the shitter before the fight even started.

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 12:58
by rubberneck
I remember reading a several years back about a fighter who was making his professional debut. The nerves must have got the better of him because he shat himself in the second round. I think the fight was stopped and he was declared the loser, by tko.

Poor guy...

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 15:10
by ciscokid
rubberneck wrote:I remember reading a several years back about a fighter who was making his professional debut. The nerves must have got the better of him because he shat himself in the second round. I think the fight was stopped and he was declared the loser, by tko.

Poor guy...
LOL!!!!

- Did Hopkins say that his worse bout was early in his career and he really needed to go and had to hold it in!

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 16:04
by Old bones Ian
I'm sure i heard that Chavez had the shits during one of his fights, and had to get sponged off during the minute break

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 17:21
by steve689
This is an interesting discussion, i have always wondered about what if a fighter needs a piss or a number 2 during a fight. Six Heads showed that quitting is the answer to toilet troubles, wonder if Dalton will give him a return :D

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 18:28
by bennie

Posted: 26 Apr 2006, 19:31
by stujones
Who remembers Britains Matthew Yates sitting out (literally) on the 800 metres Olympic final and a possible medal (had the 3rd fastest time in the year) in either the 1992 or 1996 Olympics.

He was apparently a nervous reck prior to the final and had to go to the loo and missed the final.

Posted: 27 Apr 2006, 00:59
by Neri
Andrew "Turtle-Head" Lewis :lol:



Sorry

Posted: 27 Apr 2006, 18:40
by mattym
ah the internet. How it has brightened our lives :D

Posted: 28 Apr 2006, 08:46
by silkov
Crap thread this!.... 8) :roll: :roll: :roll: :box:

Posted: 28 Apr 2006, 08:48
by silkov
Neri1983 wrote:Andrew "Turtle-Head" Lewis :lol:



Sorry
Perhaps now we know why he is called 'six heads'!!!.... :o :o :o :x :x :x :-? :-? :cry:

Posted: 28 Apr 2006, 09:15
by weetam
aye six turtle heads in his nickers and what about that lassie who peed hersel in the marathon live on tv :box: wee tam

Posted: 28 Apr 2006, 12:44
by Arsenal
I always thought Duran quit against Leonard because Leonard wouldn't stand and fight like the first fight?