Best/Funniest Boxer nickname?

DG. · Post by **DG.** » 30 Apr 2008, 09:56

I say

Oscar 'Chicken Tikka de le Anna Kournikova Hoya' is a good.

The Bronx Bomber is a good one!

Any others?

banjo · Post by **banjo** » 30 Apr 2008, 09:59

Shannon 'The Cannon' Briggs was a good one

Post by **John** » 30 Apr 2008, 10:03

Peter "Desperate" Dunn - always makes me smile

Lenny · Post by **Lenny** » 30 Apr 2008, 10:11

Sugar the ball brains

banjo · Post by **banjo** » 30 Apr 2008, 10:15

Ricardo Mayorgas 'El Matador' nickname puzzles me 'cause he's the one who fights like a bull.

larry cake · Post by **larry cake** » 30 Apr 2008, 10:25

chris p bacon

dondada · Post by **dondada** » 30 Apr 2008, 11:02

'The Psychotic Grasshopper'

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 30 Apr 2008, 11:37

Freud Patterson was a good one.

How many freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder.

Ric · Post by **Ric** » 30 Apr 2008, 12:22

See also: Ridiculous Nicknames; Most Ridiculous Nicknames; Lamest Nicknames; Worst Nicknames; Amusing Nicknames; Cop Out Nicknames; Most Inappropriate Nicknames; Worst Nicknames Ever!; Best Animal Nicknames; Craziest Thai Nicknames; Best & Worst Nicknames Today; and perhaps the original Worst Nickname thread.

DG. · Post by **DG.** » 30 Apr 2008, 12:37

Ric wrote:See also: Ridiculous Nicknames; Most Ridiculous Nicknames; Lamest Nicknames; Worst Nicknames; Amusing Nicknames; Cop Out Nicknames; Most Inappropriate Nicknames; Worst Nicknames Ever!; Best Animal Nicknames; Craziest Thai Nicknames; Best & Worst Nicknames Today; and perhaps the original Worst Nickname thread.

I am sure I started one of these years ago!

hitman_hatton1 · Post by **hitman_hatton1** » 30 Apr 2008, 12:40

junior "the hitter" witter

yeah yeah whatever.

what it is.

20 out of 36.

black panther · Post by **black panther** » 30 Apr 2008, 12:53

hitman_hatton1 wrote:junior "the hitter" witter

yeah yeah whatever.

what it is.

20 out of 36.

Earlier in his career Witter's nickname was actually "Hotpot" Junior Witter I do believe!

EddieShredder · Post by **EddieShredder** » 30 Apr 2008, 13:55

A guy mentioned years ago, I think on the old secondsout forum.... "the pink pounder"

Obviously a left handed batsman, can't remember if he was actually a pro, or if he was a "white collar"/city boxer...

DG. · Post by **DG.** » 30 Apr 2008, 13:56

hitman_hatton1 wrote:junior "the hitter" witter

yeah yeah whatever.

what it is.

20 out of 36.

Ricky the Hitman Hatton!

What a a joke, he might hit the bottle, thats just about it!

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 30 Apr 2008, 15:09

I liked Mitch hold my beer Hicks.

He's one of that Stacy Goodson's fighters.

matko · Post by **matko** » 30 Apr 2008, 17:25

baby jake who was about the same size as my 9 year old

sweetscience · Post by **sweetscience** » 30 Apr 2008, 17:39

i sure i read on one of the vip threads that they have signed one who calls themselves 'The Chocolate Warrior' - That has to be the gayest nickname EVER

WildWaylon · Post by **WildWaylon** » 30 Apr 2008, 18:00

Ricky "NOT Witter" Hatton!!!

p4p1 · Post by **p4p1** » 01 May 2008, 01:25

banjo wrote:Ricardo Mayorgas 'El Matador' nickname puzzles me 'cause he's the one who fights like a bull.

yeh he doesnt really dodge much does he he just charges forward i had never thought of that

The_Don1 · Post by **The_Don1** » 01 May 2008, 06:34

Joe 'The Terminator' Calzaghe was a good one, that raised a smile when I was watching an old fight of his.

Henry 'the Gentleman' Maske is another good 'un.

stumawer · Post by **stumawer** » 01 May 2008, 16:33

I like Juan Lazcano - "the hispanic that causes panic"

Everton FC · Post by **Everton FC** » 01 May 2008, 16:38

There is someone called CATWEAZELE I think his name is Ben Hudson?? Now that's what I call a funny nickname..

I think a good nickname is Anthony "Million Dollor" Crolla!! Top one that is!!

E · Post by E » 01 May 2008, 16:38

stumawer wrote:I like Juan Lazcano - "the hispanic that causes panic"

Sorry to be pedantic, but it's actually 'The hispanic causing panic'

But I do agree, it's quite a good one.

Quite like James 'Lights out' Toney.....and Roberto Duran ' manos de Piedra' is legendary

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 01 May 2008, 17:09

Lenny wrote:Sugar the ball brains

Jackson Bonsu...lol must be a translation?!

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 01 May 2008, 17:12

Jim Rock i think came out in pink shorts to the old Peter Sellers music and called himself "Pink Panther"